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Rikostan 
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Here is a guy who has been around a long time. I think he is more of a night time poster these days.
I know a few things about SS, but this is a quickie today, so I'll let him post everything..

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Satan = love

 

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satan loves the spiders.

 

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Tag happy

 

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I remember playing alot of Halo2 with SatanSmurf

 

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cool guy.

 

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I loved his spider story. I was laughing so hard, I was having trouble breathing.

SS is an outstanding storyteller.

 

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I agree with DarthMord.

Can we call him SpiderSmurf?

 

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LOL that spider story was awesome.

 

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Twenty twenty four hours a daaaay, I wanna be sedated!

Much love for the SS grin

 

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tag

 

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Tag, and the spider story WAS awesome grin

 

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I love that spider story. When having a bad day I have found that and read it to cheer myself up. SS is a good guy.

 

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His wife is cool as heck too love hello SS

 

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One of the few people I have had the pleasure of having a long conversation over with some fine brews from Washington state.

 

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Up you go, MoFo.

 

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Bump happy

 

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el chupacoambraat

 

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Wtaf? LoL

 

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That's no answer!

 

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Link to the spider story please?

 

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Spill the beans sir. tongue

 

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What am I supposed to say? LoL

*looking for spider story...but I think I have it bookmarked at home*

I know something...

I have gone from a POSTER to a LURKER!

A rare feat indeed. Although sometimes I will find the keyboard and post.. but normally only after a few beers in the midnight-2am PST timeframe grin

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WOAH!
Heya DE happy

 

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Found it:

http://vnboards.ign.com/AC_Friends/b5258/72487867/p1

(Edit: I will write something up in a bit.. have to tend to some work.. damn bills and their requiring me to make money...)

 

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Cheese and Rice that made me crack up so much just again. A superior came in and I had the hardest time holding back my laughter.

 

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That was beautiful! A narrative triumph worthy of the bookmark indeed. I'd put it on par with Podunkmer's Of Blondes and Headbutts. Well done sir!

 

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Up!

 

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I heard he got beat up by a spider once. tongue

 

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That's a great spider story lol. I'm not normally afraid of spiders, but I remember seeing one damn big one watching me from under my desk...freaked me out a bit. Sent my attack cat in on the job!

 

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I wanna read the life story.

 

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I hear he has the unusual ability to fall up stairs.

 

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LoL.... Yes, up stairs. I also sometimes get stuck *under* pool tables grin

Well, let us see...

I was born in Portland, OR in 1970. I am first generation US from my mother's side (they are French/French Canadian) and 5th Generation on my fathers side - Welsh/Irish immigrants from back in the day. My parents met and married in the Peace Corps in Nigeria (where, incidentally, is where I was conceived.) My parents were the true hippie sorts - we didn't even have a TV until I was 8 and didn't have cable TV until I was 16. I have a sister - Heather - who is 10 years younger than me.

I did the public school education, but tended to have more fun outside of school. I took up Violin in kindergarten, started also on Cello in 4th grade, switched from Violin to Viola in 5th grade, and added piano in the 8th grade. I belonged to a variety of groups (from the Portland Youth Philharmonic to various quartets that we would play at weddings, etc.) In middle school, I would hop a bus downtown to a "Saturday Market" and play viola/cello to make some extra cash.

I started soccer in kindergarten as well, and played all through high school then switched to rugby in college. I am not really athletic, but do enjoy remodeling, etc.

I was always into tinkering, electronics, animation, etc. I have done everything from setting the middle school science lab on fire (that will teach them to give *me* fire and tell me to see how much heat I can conserve) to blowing an entire floors electricity in a capacitor experiment in high school. I did an internship during high school at Will Vinton Studios working on a few small commercials (it is an animation company.) I also made a series of animated claymation movies staring Dirk the Daring when I was .. oh.. nine to eleven years old. Used an old Bell and Howell super-8 camera, a hand editor/splicer and a projector.

Like any kid in that era, Atari ruled initially, replaced soon by Sinclairs, Vic-20s and C-64s.. and then x86 came rolling along. I took a few years of BASIC programming classes in middle school and helped write an award winning game with our teacher and classmates (Dr. Dr.) on some TRS-80 Model IIIs. Took some Pascal, etc moving forward as well. But was mostly just an "end user" for all practical purposes once I got into high-school and until I left college.

I took five years of drafting/architectural drafting in High School (I took classes at the HS while I was in middle school, they were right near each other.) I thought I wanted to be an architect - until I found out how nasty, ugly, competitive that industry is.

I went to Reed College in Portland - starting in their Nuclear Physics program. But.. they used Apples in their nuke lab and they drove me nuts. I also started taking a lot of.. mind altering substances, so I decided I should switch majors - so I went with Mathematics. As it turns out, that is also not good if you are ingesting large quantities of mind altering substances, so I switch my major again - to Philosophy ..

I married my high school sweetheart, which ended in disaster - but did yield two really great kids - Eli (11) and Claire (9). I could go on for hours about them, but will save you the boredom happy

For work, I have done everything from grocery (clerk, cashier, asst. product manager) to pizza delivery to doing live animal demonstrations at the Oregon Zoo. I worked for 7 years at a coffee roasting company that started opening retail stores, which was interesting. We went from only little retail store to 70-something of them in five states. When I left, I was IT Director (having previously been Master Roaster, Store Manager, and Regional Manager) - it was at this company that I got back into computers...

Post divorce and having left the coffee company, I worked for a while at Sprint (T2/3 dedicated line support ¡V ISDN, T1, etc.) but when they merged with Earthlink, I ran away fast. I then moved to Seattle to work for a software company, and is where I am still today happy

I have remarried to a *great* woman, recently moved into a great house and am having a blast with the kids. And loving my job as well grin

All I could think of off the top of my head..

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I was the 3rd Generation to graduate from US Grant High School in Portland, OR.
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Nice to know more about ya.

 

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Awesome dude happy

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Didn't know you worked so many places, cool makes you more, well real I guess.

Don't forget me if you come out here now.

I did enjoy those brewskis at claim jumpers.

Hope we can share some more next time.

 

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Well, I can wave to you from up high while on next few trips to China wink

 

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You forgot the part about becoming a fallen angel.

There must be more to that story.

 

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Hello SS happy Don't work too much tongue

 

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Ugh. I wish..

*looks at clock*
*does math*

Well.. Only at 15 hours so far today happy

 

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You are a very modest person, you are also one of the good guys, I know that, as do the people who have met you.

Don't forget brah, beers and heavy pupus my place....

 

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Awesome.. Another person I have a few things in common with.. the trs-80s(still have a model 100 laptop in the closet), the BASIC, the job history and the substances happy

Thanks for sharing SS and thanks for posting here with us!

 

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One of my favoriate college profs went to reed college

 

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Whoops missed this one! Hi smurf hugs

 

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Oooh, another computer geek in the puget sound. Cool read. grin

 

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Where you at Immortal?
I actually live in a suburb of a suburb of a suburb... Covington happy (Suburb to Kent, suburb to Renton, suburb to Seattle grin )

 

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