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A chick I ran into a few times in high school, she wasn't fat then. But now shes like 5ft 6in and about 240.
After I told her I had 3 kids and that I was married. I said dang its hot outside. And she said yeah you are... I was reminded of the old song by easy e "fat girls" that I listened to growing up. I never said anything I just quit talking to her. And walked away. I called my wife cause she knew her and I told her what happened. Then quoted the song to her, I said "babe, I got a fat girl on my jock". To which my wife replied, " I'll kick her a$$!" lol I got a good laugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adb65YUnZQI
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you have a sad little life. Id bet money you don;t have a wife, you sucks dicks to make ends meet, and both your parents disowned you while you were in utero, because they could already sense your stupid.
Im sorry the coat hanger missed your brain
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haha
You mad or what? Tell us how you really feel. You upset cause you like fat chicks?
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I'd rather date a woman with a real figure who is a few pounds overweight than a woman who is ultra skinny with a boys body
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haha
You mad or what? Tell us how you really feel. You upset cause you like fat chicks?
nope bored, and the board is closing, so bans don;t matter!
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Bonk I tend to agree. However a few pounds overweight is ok. But she is more than a few...
Its possible to be banned from the OP? For what? Maybe posting something like posting naked pics or something but not for trash talking.
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Overweight is ok. I'm a few pounds overweight now. Obese is not ok and its very unhealthy and unattractive on both men and women. There is a couple of female customers of mine who have good personalities and cute faces but both are morbidly obese. It must be tough for them since people are so mean
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You can play the captain save em role. I'm straight. I got my wife I'm good to go. Everyone has different taste. Surprisingly I see plenty of fat girls with guys. It must not be all that hard for a lot of em. Some people dont care, I do. You might not. NO biggy
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She hit on you cause she has no standards. 
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I don't mind some chunk but 240 for a woman is ridiculously fat. Hell I am 200 5'11'' and I am a fat ass as a guy.
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Another impressive thead by a self named disciple of Christ. 
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I got hit on by some butt ugly christian douchecanoe who took his wedding ring off then begged me to go out with him.
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5'6" and 240 is absolutely huge
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she so fat when she go to movie she sit next to evrabody.
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So...do you think Jesus would like you being so hateful and judgmental about another person who was actually nice to you? Threads like these are what make you Christians so very special. 
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Yeah so anyway.....
I appreciated the comment, but she knew I was married. So I didn't really take it like a compliment per say. I thought it was pretty funny.
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A little fat totally. Obese no f'in way. A womans body is a beautiful thing except when its totally obese.
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Another impressive thead by a self named disciple of Christ.
This.
I don't get it. I could understand(maybe)if you were dating, but you married.
Some forgotten passage in the Bible posted:
Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself.
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Thats what I said bonk.
Saying someone is fat is judging them? haha yeah whatever you say 
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Thats what I said bonk.
Saying someone is fat is judging them? haha yeah whatever you say
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Mastara posted:
I called my wife cause she knew her and I told her what happened. Then quoted the song to her, I said "babe, I got a fat girl on my jock". To which my wife replied, " I'll kick her a$$!" lol I got a good laugh
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Jesus loves fat chicks too!
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The key to how fathful you are is when some really hot chick who was not so hot in highschool starts hitting on you, and you do the same thing you did with the fat one. Good story, thanks.
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The key to how fathful you are is when some really hot chick who was not so hot in highschool starts hitting on you, and you do the same thing you did with the fat one. Good story, thanks.
He'll never know
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you miss spelled guy.
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LOL nice try.
The point is "show proper respect to everyone" Here is a woman you even know that gained weight for some unknown reason. Your response is to call the wife to dis the woman and also boast that you were hit on. Bad enough you have your own mental failings but you drag your wife into it.
God opposes the proud but shows favor to the humble.
God is love. Whoever lives in love lives in God, and God in them.
Then that wasn't enough for your ego you had to come here to boast that some girl thought you were hot and you shot her down because she was at the moment fat.
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
Now all that is fine if you were a certain Swede but you have boasted numerous times about your Christain faith.
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HIT ON HIM WITH A HAMMER
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hammer time
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man, i always get holloweve and mastara confused. I thought mastara was the woman
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LOL nice try.
The point is "show proper respect to everyone" Here is a woman you even know that gained weight for some unknown reason. Your response is to call the wife to dis the woman and also boast that you were hit on. Bad enough you have your own mental failings but you drag your wife into it.
God opposes the proud but shows favor to the humble.
God is love. Whoever lives in love lives in God, and God in them.
Then that wasn't enough for your ego you had to come here to boast that some girl thought you were hot and you shot her down because she was at the moment fat.
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
Now all that is fine if you were a certain Swede but you have boasted numerous times about your Christain faith.
Bingo. This, in my experience, is how many Christians act. They do not "practice what they preach".
So, honestly, whenever you start preaching...you can just STFU. You are no better. This thread sums that up. Hope that helps.
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no u
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Kind of strange to invest yourself in christianity so deeply when it's so obvious you're headed to hell. Going by the book that is.
Mascara certainly is slow.
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there is only 1 judge... and he isnt you, feel free to knock yourself out making predictions you dont bug me
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Derision and hate aren't rewarded in your holy book. These are things you spew.
I don't even think you're christian tbh.
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refer to previous post
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The only requirement to get into heaven is to believe in Jesus. Following the teachings of Jesus is a different thing completely.
Mascara is taking complete advantage of this.
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Your right, being a human with an opinion is so bad
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