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But you cannot wish for love, money, fame, eternal life, power, or more wishes... What do you wish for?
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I could go for a pizza right now
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Pain and death to others of my choosing.
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A genie that would grant me the wishes I wanted.
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Omniscience. Then I get myself everything that you said I couldn't wish for.
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No human being could consciously physically hurt another human for the next 100 years.
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I'd wish for Blade to kill the entire twilight genre.
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Tipztoe posted:
I'd wish for Blade to kill the entire twilight genre.
I wanna change my answer........
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Oh, wait, i have *3* wishes...n/m.
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
Omniscience. Then I get myself everything that you said I couldn't wish for.
This would fall under the power category I would think.
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more genies
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Caledric posted:
Dark_EternalFF posted:
Omniscience. Then I get myself everything that you said I couldn't wish for.
This would fall under the power category I would think.
No, that would be omnipotence.
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To go back in time and be 15 again and relive my life, a redo with all the knowledge I know now.
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meltedmossy posted:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
Caledric posted:
Dark_EternalFF posted:
Omniscience. Then I get myself everything that you said I couldn't wish for.
This would fall under the power category I would think.
No, that would be omnipotence.
I thought Omnipotence was being able to impregnate any woman you choose just by looking at her ala Chuck Norris.
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My swimmers have two tails and a drill for a head.
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a dump truck full of diamonds
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Sounds like there's nothing left to wish for!
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Caledric posted:
But you cannot wish for love, money, fame, eternal life, power, or more wishes... What do you wish for?
Is knowing the next mega-millions lottery numbers the same as wishing for money?
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Technically that'd be wishing for knowledge. Any sort of knowledge could lead to fortunes, this just happens to be a more direct way.
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knowledge of any kind is fine... Diamonds I'm not so sure about. I think that counts as wealth as far as BT is concerned.
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AkagiyamaMissile posted:
No human being could consciously physically hurt another human for the next 100 years.
So someone could force their way into your house and take your stuff and you wouldn't be able to stop them?
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A big house out in the middle of nowhere with off-the-grid power and connectivity and which requires virtually no maintenance, complete with a library which generates any published book or released movie on command, a refrigerator which generates any type of food or drink on command, and a teleportation machine, then a body which still ages but stays in perfect fitness and health until the moment of my death, and the same body stipulation for my SO who will be joining me.
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To go back in time and be 15 again and relive my life, a redo with all the knowledge I know now.
that would probably be one...
and more genies (or a genie that would grant me more wishes).
I'd save the 3rd wish for something really good that I haven't thought of yet.
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I would wish for the means for realistic space travel.
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A big house out in the middle of nowhere with off-the-grid power and connectivity and which requires virtually no maintenance, complete with a library which generates any published book or released movie on command, a refrigerator which generates any type of food or drink on command, and a teleportation machine, then a body which still ages but stays in perfect fitness and health until the moment of my death, and the same body stipulation for my SO who will be joining me.
You have like 15 wishes there...
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The house containing the things is all one wish.
There was no rule saying wishes could not be complex.
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Hawkson posted:
A genie that would grant me the wishes I wanted.
this or take that genie back and ask for a refund.
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I would send the genie to hell for practicing black magic.
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Caledric posted:
But you cannot wish for love, money, fame, eternal life, power, or more wishes... What do you wish for?
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1. be born with no diseases and develop no diseases later in life
2. know the correct answer to every question (which is basically omniscience)
3. i want a perfectly fit body for no effort
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Hyperimiator posted:
To go back in time and be 15 again and relive my life, a redo with all the knowledge I know now.
This
1500 acres in coastal BC or western Montana would be nice too.
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Is it too much to ask for an honest, selfless, true leader being elected as president?
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If the genie is anything like the ones portrayed in jokes, he might be a total ass and try to twist your wishes into some unintended consequence that still meets the literal terms of your request.
Therefore, I'd use my first wish to summon a genie lawyer whose job it is to help me draft the final two wishes. Then I'd make one selfish wish (something that will ensure happiness for my family for a long time), and one altruistic wish to help the world in general.
...Of course, I'd have to make sure I knew how to phrase the first wish properly so my lawyer-genie also isn't an ass. 
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Omniscience and the ability to change my body at will.
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WORLD PEACE
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