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http://feeds.eonline.com/~r/eonline/topstories/~3/02gETFV4d28/305884
Beer: A man's drink. Even a man like James Bond.
Ad Age reports that Daniel Craig's character will ditch the martinis and instead pound imbibe a Heineken for a new campaign, starting with an ad for Craig's upcoming film Skyfall.
The spot will run globally by brand agency-of-record Wieden & Kennedy, Amsterdam, and directed by Fredrik Bond with Skyfall director Sam Mendes serving as a creative consultant.
And yes, Bond will even opt for a Heiny instead of a cocktail in the movie. Now that's loyalty.
Bond "is a perfect fit for us," Lesya Lysyj, chief marketing officer of U.S. importer Heineken USA, said. He is the "epitome of the man of the world," referring to the name of the brand's global campaign.
Aside from chugging some brew, Daniel Craig James Bond was reportedly invited by Queen Elizabeth II to shoot an introduction for the London 2012 Summer Olympic Games opening ceremony.
The Arrival will feature Craig in character arriving at Buckingham Palace to get his instructions before being taken by helicopter to the Olympic Stadium in Stratford, East London, where he will parachute into the arena.
Think he'll need a beer after that?
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What next, a popped collar, some Jagermeister, and a new haircut?
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That's... kinda meh
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There hasn't been a 'James Bond' since Roger Moore.
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It works, imo. Craig's bond is a more of a blue collar dirt under the nails kind of character, not the poof Moore was. Second only to Connery.
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I guess it works, maybe it's time to just stop calling him James Bond and call him something else. Seriously. We're not even mad at the Russians any longer. I think the franchise has been played out after 50 years.
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yeah no kidding wtf are they thinking
first they try and explain his womanizing with that "he cared for the first one" crap and now this? wtf
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yeah no kidding wtf are they thinking
first they try and explain his womanizing with that "he cared for the first one" crap and now this? wtf
Technically, the 'he cared for the first one' bit is true to Fleming's books, though it played out a touch differently.
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-VanDraegon- posted:
It works, imo. Craig's bond is a more of a blue collar dirt under the nails kind of character, not the poof Moore was. Second only to Connery.
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He is supposed to be a gentlemen and sophisticated.
I don't get that from beer.
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Tipztoe posted:
He is supposed to be a gentlemen and sophisticated.
I don't get that from beer.
Indeed. What next, Bear Grylls as Bond? "Mmm, three measures of mine, one measure of yours, one measure of that deer over there...shake in a snakeskin until ice cold and serve with a long thin slice of grass."
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Tipztoe posted:
He is supposed to be a gentlemen and sophisticated.
I don't get that from beer.
That's true. I wish they would have launched this as a Bond prequel because Craig is a primitive Bond imo.
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Itab posted:
Tipztoe posted:
He is supposed to be a gentlemen and sophisticated.
I don't get that from beer.
That's true. I wish they would have launched this as a Bond prequel because Craig is a primitive Bond imo.
As I mentioned to Fozzy, Casino Royale held pretty well to the original book, which was the first in the series. Even Fleming's own notes on Bond say he's more or less a blunt instrument. Read the Wiki article.
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Casino Royale was awesome!
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I forget what movie it was when Bond showed up at the "office" in a business suit and Q told him that he shouldn't be in casual attire.
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Yes, it was a fantastic movie. I did not bother with Quantum of Solace, however.
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Quatum of Solace was alright. Not nearly as good as CR, but I thought the part in the beginning where they captured the old dude, and SHTF was crazy. It's a good setup for this next one, just a stupid premise for the movie. Water hording in Bolivia? GTFO MGM.
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I dont really care that they're changing it, even though it's pretty traditional, as I'm more annoyed they succumb to this blatant sell out product placement.
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I dont really care that they're changing it, even though it's pretty traditional, as I'm more annoyed they succumb to this blatant sell out product placement.
That's pretty much what it is. Heineken obviously paid a lot for Bond to drink their beer.
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combat_mage_sc posted:
There hasn't been a 'James Bond' since Roger Moore.
Yea, Moore was the man. A powder blue leisure suit over a white turtle neck is the perfect Bond outfit.
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Quatum of Solace was alright. Not nearly as good as CR, but I thought the part in the beginning where they captured the old dude, and SHTF was crazy. It's a good setup for this next one, just a stupid premise for the movie. Water hording in Bolivia? GTFO MGM.
Is that the set up for Skyfall???  
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the only thing Bond should do with a Heineken is spit it out in a guys face while smashing the bottle over the head of somebody else
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I was on board with Daniel Craig until they beat him in the sack and he took it. Come on, nobody could take shots to the sack like that. Game over.
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
Yes, it was a fantastic movie. I did not bother with Quantum of Solace, however.
Casino Royale is the best Bond movie, while Quantum of Solace is the worst Bond movie.
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that is lame.
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I stopped caring for Craig as Bond when his big spy gadget was an Iphone.
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If you don't think that Timothy Dalton was the best Bond then you don't know profanity about James Bond. Sorry idiots.
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Blasphemy.
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I get it, I really do. I love James Bond as much as anyone probably but don't you guys think you're being cry-baby wet pants with doo doo in their hair about this? C'mon babies, it's not that big of a deal.
Also aside from whatever you think about his Bond portrayal, Daniel Craig owns and I will literally fight someone from ACF until they are dead about it.
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Quatum of Solace was alright. Not nearly as good as CR, but I thought the part in the beginning where they captured the old dude, and SHTF was crazy. It's a good setup for this next one, just a stupid premise for the movie. Water hording in Bolivia? GTFO MGM.
This actually happened but on a larger scale than in the movie so GTFO Itab you baby.
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Ordal posted:
If you don't think that Timothy Dalton was the best Bond then you don't know profanity about James Bond. Sorry idiots.
Obvious troll is obvious
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Wieden & Kennedy are geniuses.
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I get it, I really do. I love James Bond as much as anyone probably but don't you guys think you're being cry-baby wet pants with doo doo in their hair about this? C'mon babies, it's not that big of a deal.
Also aside from whatever you think about his Bond portrayal, Daniel Craig owns and I will literally fight someone from ACF until they are dead about it.
I'd take that bet. It won't turn out pretty for you tho I hope you realize.
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Ordal posted:
If you don't think that Timothy Dalton was the best Bond then you don't know profanity about James Bond. Sorry idiots.
Obvious troll is obvious
I am dead serious.
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Ordal posted:
I get it, I really do. I love James Bond as much as anyone probably but don't you guys think you're being cry-baby wet pants with doo doo in their hair about this? C'mon babies, it's not that big of a deal.
Also aside from whatever you think about his Bond portrayal, Daniel Craig owns and I will literally fight someone from ACF until they are dead about it.
I'd take that bet. It won't turn out pretty for you tho I hope you realize.
lololol internet badassery i am scurd
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I'm angry.
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I get it, I really do. I love James Bond as much as anyone probably but don't you guys think you're being cry-baby wet pants with doo doo in their hair about this? C'mon babies, it's not that big of a deal.
Also aside from whatever you think about his Bond portrayal, Daniel Craig owns and I will literally fight someone from ACF until they are dead about it.
I'd take that bet. It won't turn out pretty for you tho I hope you realize.
lololol internet badassery i am scurd
but... but...
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Heineken? Instead of a Vesper Martini? OMG... I wonder is this will stir it up like when a BMW Z4 was chosen for his car instead of the Aston Martin.
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They're turning JB into a liberal pussy.
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They're turning JB into a liberal pussy.
lol this is the worst thing in this thread and that's saying a lot. wow.
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Quatum of Solace was alright. Not nearly as good as CR, but I thought the part in the beginning where they captured the old dude, and SHTF was crazy. It's a good setup for this next one, just a stupid premise for the movie. Water hording in Bolivia? GTFO MGM.
This actually happened but on a larger scale than in the movie so GTFO Itab you baby.
Yeah except I don't give a profanity if it happened in real life. It was a retarded concept for the movie.
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If you don't think that Timothy Dalton was the best Bond then you don't know profanity about James Bond. Sorry idiots.
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Yes, it was a fantastic movie. I did not bother with Quantum of Solace, however.
Casino Royale is the best Bond movie, while Quantum of Solace is the worst Bond movie.
of the ones i've seen, i agree completely. quantum of solace was SO BAD. omfg.
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I'm angry.
Me too.
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I'm angry.
Me too.
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Wonder how much heineken paid? It's a multi billion dollar, 22 film, 50 year old franchise. The shaken not stirred was pretty consistent, except when timothy dalton didnt give a profanity if it was stirred and then cried.
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This isnt a permanent thing. Most likely just a one off for this film. Bond and a martini is far too iconic to abandon.
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Blasphemy.
BLASPHEMY!
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timothy dalton and daniel craig are right up there along side george lazenby for the worst james bonds ever.
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timothy dalton and daniel craig are right up there along side george lazenby for the worst james bonds ever.
Dalton sucked for sure. Craig is one of my favs. He's made bond more original imo. Not a gadgety wuss like Bronson.
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timothy dalton and daniel craig are right up there along side george lazenby for the worst james bonds ever.
Dalton sucked for sure. Craig is one of my favs. He's made bond more original imo. Not a gadgety wuss like Bronson.
Brosnan you mong.
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A mixture of Connery and Craig is how I always pictured Bond's personality. Brosnan is almost exactly how I pictured him to look, except a bit beefier and without all the chest hair.
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Ordal posted:
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I get it, I really do. I love James Bond as much as anyone probably but don't you guys think you're being cry-baby wet pants with doo doo in their hair about this? C'mon babies, it's not that big of a deal.
Also aside from whatever you think about his Bond portrayal, Daniel Craig owns and I will literally fight someone from ACF until they are dead about it.
I'd take that bet. It won't turn out pretty for you tho I hope you realize.
lololol internet badassery i am scurd
Bring it then.
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I wouldn't fk with Mangler IRL. He might sit on you or something. I heard his massive IQ adds even more weight to his good German stock.
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[quote=Ordal]I get it, I really do. I love James Bond as much as anyone probably but don't you guys think you're being cry-baby wet pants with doo doo in their hair about this? C'mon babies, it's not that big of a deal.
Also aside from whatever you think about his Bond portrayal, Daniel Craig owns and I will literally fight someone from ACF until they are dead about it.
I'd take that bet. It won't turn out pretty for you tho I hope you realize.
lololol internet badassery i am scurd
Bring it then. [/quote]
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I wouldn't fk with Mangler IRL. He might sit on you or something. I heard his massive IQ adds even more weight to his good German stock.
Fatty's aren't scary and he's dumb so if anything his IQ would detract from his actual weight.
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They're turning JB into a liberal pussy.
lol this is the worst thing in this thread and that's saying a lot. wow.
^^ Libtard Alert!!
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Ordal posted:
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They're turning JB into a liberal pussy.
lol this is the worst thing in this thread and that's saying a lot. wow.
^^ Libtard Alert!!
Nah bro, I'm a person. Not a liberal or conservative. A person.
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