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and I can't study for it, omg, ADD kicking in!
does anyone have any useful info about Australia they'd like to share?
inb4 someone mentions sex with kangaroos
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Tamuddie and the Lucky Scrotum Pouch
Tamuddie was tracking a goanna through the bush when he came across an injured kangaroo. It had been speared in the shoulder. The kangaroo was Tamuddies totem, so by the law of his tribe his duty was to help the injured animal. He carried the roo back to his campsite, removed the spear, and gave him some water to drink.
For two days Tamuddie kept watch over the kangaroo, bathing his wound and feeding him. Eventually Tamuddie had to go and find food for himself. It was several hours before he returned with a fat goanna to cook. On his return he found only the burnt remains of his friend. Tribesmen had been and feasted upon the kangaroo while he was away. He looked in the ashes at the charred remains and noticed that a piece of the kangaroo had not been burnt nor eaten and that was the scrotum. Tamuddie cut it away, made a pouch out of it, and tied it around his neck.
On the way to his tribe he was stopped by men of another tribe. They argued over the kangaroo and one of the men threw a spear at Tamuddie, but the spear fell to the ground. This frightened the tribesmen and they ran from him screaming he was a demon.
When Tamuddie returned to his people he told them of the kangaroo and of the spear. An elder approached him with a knife and took his arm. Tamuddie grit his teeth knowing the elder was about to cut him, but as the elder drew the knife across Tamuddies arm it did not cut. The elder looked strangely at Tamuddie for a few moments then said that because he had looked after the kangaroo, the pouch would bring him luck. The elder then declared to all the tribes people that Tamuddie would join with the elders. Tamuddie wore the pouch for many years and for many years it brought him luck. The pouch from Australia Gift Shop will bring you many years of luck as it did for Tamuddie.
Another Legend says:
Once upon a time there lived in the center of Australia an aboriginal boy. One day he came upon a small kangaroo in the bush, caught it by the tail, and made a purse out of its dear little symbol of masculinity. He gave it to his girl, and she kept seeds and berries in it.
Next he saw a large kangaroo. He caught it with a spear and made another purse from its thick symbol of masculinity. He gave it to his farther who kept stones and things of value in it.
Ever since then, male kangaroo scrotum purses have been popular amongst the aborigines. For women, the soft playable one; for men the strong, wrinkled one.
They became as important as one's own symbol of masculinity and were recognized as the brining luck items. That's why kangaroo scrotum purse is often called as "Lucky Bag" or "Lucky Pouch".
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Did you know that in Australia, it's perfectly legal to have sex with kangaroos??
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Dear Mr. Question Man: I have been wondering about this for quite some time. It is well known that the earth is round like a ball. Therefore, some people must be walking on it upside down. Why is it that these people do not fall off?
Mr. Question Man: You have stated a common misconception. People are falling off all the time.
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they seem to be over run with spiders?
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Dingos stole my baby, yeah, doo dah, doo dah....
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everything not human in australia is actively trying to murder the humans at all times. even the air. it's a well documented fact that australia is a sentient body of land that hates humanity.
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just rent crocodile dundee movies and you will be good.
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Just watch Crocodile Dundee.
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i am now suspicious that suntz and mithan are the same person.
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Go to wikipedia
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Select word document
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What a waste of time assignment that is btw
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Shazami posted:
Did you know that in Australia, it's perfectly legal to have sex with kangaroos??
perfectly legal to get kicked in the balls and suffer eternal pain and agony as well
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the_great_intex posted:
Go to wikipedia
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Select word document
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What a waste of time assignment that is btw
how is it any more of a waste of time than writing essays about any other topic? The teacher wants me to display what I've learned, that's all.
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-Eps posted:
Shazami posted:
Did you know that in Australia, it's perfectly legal to have sex with kangaroos??
perfectly legal to get kicked in the balls and suffer eternal pain and agony as well
Don't you know that's the kangaroo mating ritual?? 
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There are a lot of sharks in the water.
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dont forget AC/DC
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australians are pretty much just all rapists and murderers
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Varece posted:
There are a lot of sharks in the water.
Even in the streets!!!
http://news.discovery.com/animals/sharks-swimming-in-australias-flooded-streets.html
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