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"Question for you...But you have to absolutely promise not say anything....To anyone."


I replied back, and still haven't heard anything else. Wtf. Either she was born a dude or she want a piece of Itab-cake.

 

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Subject: Dear ACF Blog: I got a cryptic facebook message Tuesday night from my old supervisor..
Needs help hiding a body. tongue Seriously though if she is being secretive it is probably like she is sending out resumes and wants a recommendation letter but doesn't want her work to find out or something. Well that or see wants to break of a piece of The Itab. tongue

 

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Its nothing. Girls suck

 

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Subject: Dear ACF Blog: I got a cryptic facebook message Tuesday night from my old supervisor..
Steelwind_Oo posted:
Needs help hiding a body. tongue Seriously though if she is being secretive it is probably like she is sending out resumes and wants a recommendation letter but doesn't want her work to find out or something. Well that or see wants to break of a piece of The Itab. tongue



First one is possible, but I'm hoping for the latter!

 

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Varece posted:
Its nothing. Girls suck


Valid point.

 

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You weren't supposed to say anything to anyone. She knows. And now you have to die.

 

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Subject: Dear ACF Blog: I got a cryptic facebook message Tuesday night from my old supervisor..
I held off for a day. I needed input on this, so the secret has been broken.

I'm thinking maybe she was drunk and sent the message, but still, no reply in 2 days. Wth.

 

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Varece posted:
Girls suck


orly?

 

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Subject: Dear ACF Blog: I got a cryptic facebook message Tuesday night from my old supervisor..
Steelwind_Oo posted:
Well that or see wants to break of a piece of The Itab. tongue


Holy crap! I just woke up can you tell? tired

 

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Good job so far not saying anything to anyone. plain

 

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She was going to tell you she was being followed by the russians. She didn't make it.

 

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Steelwind_Oo posted:
Steelwind_Oo posted:
Well that or see wants to break of a piece of The Itab. tongue


Holy crap! I just woke up can you tell? tired


Like, hung over or something?

 

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She wants your explosion inside her body.

 

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Subject: Dear ACF Blog: I got a cryptic facebook message Tuesday night from my old supervisor..
Itab posted:
I'm thinking maybe she was drunk and sent the message, but still, no reply in 2 days. Wth.


yep. she wanted a piece of Itab and drunken FB'd you to make that happen.

(the lack of response = shame. She is trying to pretend it never happened)

 

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Update. She texted me back just now asking me to come over to her house tonight.... There were lots of smiling faces, and exclaimation points. thinking

 

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She is going to propose...to you.

 

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She is going to propose...to you.



Just like in my wet dream....

 

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Good job so far not saying anything to anyone. plain



praying

 

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Itab posted:
Update. She texted me back just now asking me to come over to her house tonight.... There were lots of smiling faces, and exclaimation points. thinking


dancing

 

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the_great_intex posted:
Itab posted:
Update. She texted me back just now asking me to come over to her house tonight.... There were lots of smiling faces, and exclaimation points. thinking


dancing



dont forget to pack a rubber

or... you know... a box of rubbers.

just in case. grin

 

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Fozzie_Bear posted:
the_great_intex posted:
Itab posted:
Update. She texted me back just now asking me to come over to her house tonight.... There were lots of smiling faces, and exclaimation points. thinking


dancing



dont forget to pack a rubber

or... you know... a box of rubbers.

just in case. grin



I explode when she looks at it. No need for rubbers.

 

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thats not gonna get you very far. might wanna rub 1 or 2 out before you go

 

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Good thinking. cool

 

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Itab posted:
Jesus.Christ.. posted:
Good job so far not saying anything to anyone. plain



praying


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Itab posted:
Jesus.Christ.. posted:
Good job so far not saying anything to anyone. plain



praying


angel



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Dark_EternalFF posted:
Steelwind_Oo posted:
Steelwind_Oo posted:
Well that or see wants to break of a piece of The Itab. tongue


Holy crap! I just woke up can you tell? tired


Like, hung over or something?
Nah just am available all day for client stuff then work on servers/compliance all night so not getting much sleep. Only takes me breakfast and an energy drink or something to get the brain back in gear though. That or the phone to ring, that always snaps me right out of it. tongue

 

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she is getting married or she is pregnant

 

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It's a trap... of some kind.

 

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she is getting married or she is pregnant




She just broke up with her bf, and has her tubes tied, but a fair assumption.

I haven't talked to her in like 6 months, then 2 months after she breaks up with her bf she sends me a message. She's really not giving me any info about tonight, but I am obviously preparing for the best, and expecting the worst.

 

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It's a trap... of some kind.





She could be casing me out to steal my kidney.

 

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She's going to off you and sell ALL of your organs.

 

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things are happening and she will need your services

 

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things are happening and she will need your services



Hurtin' for a squirtin'. Roger.

 

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Maybe if I tell her I'm mormon I can "soak"

 

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Take a dump before I go over, or while I'm there?

 

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While you're there. If things go great flush it when you leave, if they don't... make sure she'll remember your name forever

 

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While you're there. If things go great flush it when you leave, if they don't... make sure she'll remember your name forever


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the_great_intex posted:
While you're there. If things go great flush it when you leave, if they don't... make sure she'll remember your name forever


Should I hide gasoline in a bottle of eye drops and ignite the bowl?

 

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Itab posted:
the_great_intex posted:
While you're there. If things go great flush it when you leave, if they don't... make sure she'll remember your name forever


Should I hide gasoline in a bottle of eye drops and ignite the bowl?


laugh

 

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Why hasn't anyone said this yet? Pictures damnit! We need pictures man!

 

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Ok. Went to her house...Didn't get anywhere sex wise, but caught up on life and talked about shit. We are gonna hang out more soon. Friend zone? Maybe. Hope not!

 

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C'mon Itab, lie to me! You totally hit it in a hammock, right??

 

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CulenTrey posted:

C'mon Itab, lie to me! You totally hit it in a hammock, right??



It was a child's swing, but hammock works. The concealed gasoline came in handy after all.

 

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Subject: Dear ACF Blog: I got a cryptic facebook message Tuesday night from my old supervisor..
Itab - press for the 'so what did you want to tell me that's so secret?'

 

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if she found you online, messaged you, and invited you over, she isn't thinking friend zone.

 

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Jezza_Belle posted:
if she found you online, messaged you, and invited you over, she isn't thinking friend zone.


But there wasn't any fornication. We just hung out and talked for an hour and a half.

 

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ryu_masamune posted:
Itab - press for the 'so what did you want to tell me that's so secret?'



The secret was that she broke up with her bf. No one at my old job knows I guess and she didn't want me telling any of my friends that still work there. I was disappoint.

 

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Subject: Dear ACF Blog: I got a cryptic facebook message Tuesday night from my old supervisor..
So, are you guys going to hang out again?

 

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Yeah.

 

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dancing

 

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Did you tell her you'd like to use her legs like earmuffs?

 

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Not yet.

Not sure when would be appropriate..

 

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Maybe while I'm helicoptering at her house?

 

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Itab posted:
Not yet.

Not sure when would be appropriate..


There's a time when it's inappropriate? :\

 

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Fair enough.


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Itab posted:
Jezza_Belle posted:
if she found you online, messaged you, and invited you over, she isn't thinking friend zone.


But there wasn't any fornication. We just hung out and talked for an hour and a half.


did you make a move? if no then it's your own fault there was no fornication.

 

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Subject: Dear ACF Blog: I got a cryptic facebook message Tuesday night from my old supervisor..
yeah. you get what you pay for kid.

next time leave the money on the bureau and ROCK THAT SH*T

 

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Jezza_Belle posted:
Itab posted:
Jezza_Belle posted:
if she found you online, messaged you, and invited you over, she isn't thinking friend zone.


But there wasn't any fornication. We just hung out and talked for an hour and a half.


did you make a move? if no then it's your own fault there was no fornication.


No move was made. That's a fair point, but I didn't want to get shut down, and never given another chance. Gonna try to make a valid attempt at courting her lol

 

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update?

 

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Didn't hit. Got a yes to hang out more.

/courting onon

 

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It wasn't




But it also wasn't



 

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Itab failed to seal the deal with a woman who was all but begging for his dick.

=(

 

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Onslaught. posted:
Itab failed to seal the deal with a woman who was all but begging for his dick.

=(


doh!

 

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