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Topic: Howie Lovecraft and the Creepy Similes
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cobane
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Lovecraft posted:
I was travelling in a parched and terrible valley under the moon, and afar I saw [the nameless city] protruding uncannily above the sands as parts of a corpse may protrude from an ill-made grave.
Let's write some more.
"The sun sank below the horizon in much the same way a ruined husk of a perfectly dissected body, carefully chained to several cement blocks to assure a permanent aquatic residence, sinks beneath the waves out in dreary Boston Harbor."
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I keep my eyes fixed on the sun!
A change in feeling is a change in destiny.
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Mastara
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has that pedophile face... looks like a mug shot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15S0g8pG6HU
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Boooooommmm Heeeaaaddddshhhhooooottttt! http://www.carellaross.com/img/truth_its_the_new_hate_speech.jpg Mastatheimposta - 10L2 SB Merlin
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cobane
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I hit the service bell on the hotel counter; the resulting ding sounded just like a woman's last frightened gasp for air as your hands tighten around her neck. The desk clerk came out of the back and looked at me like I had just finished stuffing my penis into a suffocated broad's left eye cavity.
"Whattaya want?" he asked in the same snotty tone a one-eyed asphyxiated lady might level at her murderer provided she wasn't, ya know, asphyxiated and all.
"A lollipop. What's it look like? A friggin' room, ya mope," I shot back, kinda like a .22 Winchester Rimfire passed down to you from your great-grandfather might aerate a cycloptic stranglee's ever-taunting funbags.
The smartass grunted and went for the keys while I threw some money down on the counter like it were some broad's badly burned body plummeting down some long-forgotten dry gulch somewhere off Route 190.
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