Ptilk
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First date is coming up in about 2 hours.
I broke up with my girlfriend the day after I met this woman (we were just really good friends who were hanging till something awesome came along for either of us, I'm not a total dick. Really). I'm all floored and stuff by her. I mean, it's like seriously being 15 again and wanting this woman so bad I can taste the flop sweat every time I think of her...which is constantly.
Did you ever meet someone you knew was going to change your world, for good or for bad, just because you met them? Yeah, I've got it bad.
So, my question to you, the oh so exalted paragons of pulchritude pounding poontang patrons (and their targets of course) is this...WTF?
I thought liking women was something you grew out of in your teens. I considered many options to impress, cars, money, having a couple of hot hookers follow me around and bow to me every time I burped....lots of crazy shiznet.
I opted for, "Here goes nuttin". Hopefully some of you, who aren't total dicks, will be around to help me put the pieces of me back together after I get shattered.
Here I goes....
/blog entry off
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"Here goes nuttin" should be every guy's motto when scammin the split tails
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You're old enough to know that what makes you happy and healthy is generally good. Go for it.
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the best thing to prevent heart break is not to try - FYC 2012
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FineYoungCannibals posted:
the best thing to prevent heart break is not to try - FYC 2012
Fat, nerdy and has the heart of a 14 emo girl
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I stopped having those feelings I had as teen to lessen the hurt of rejection. I learned not to get emotionally invested in a girl until I knew she'd reciprocate. Then I met "The One" who blow away those emotional walls I made and to be honest it feels much better. I don't think I could ever go back walling myself off again.
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Ptilk posted:
First date is coming up in about 2 hours.
I broke up with my girlfriend the day after I met this woman (we were just really good friends who were hanging till something awesome came along for either of us, I'm not a total dick. Really). I'm all floored and stuff by her. I mean, it's like seriously being 15 again and wanting this woman so bad I can taste the flop sweat every time I think of her...which is constantly.
Did you ever meet someone you knew was going to change your world, for good or for bad, just because you met them? Yeah, I've got it bad.
So, my question to you, the oh so exalted paragons of pulchritude pounding poontang patrons (and their targets of course) is this...WTF?
I thought liking women was something you grew out of in your teens. I considered many options to impress, cars, money, having a couple of hot hookers follow me around and bow to me every time I burped....lots of crazy shiznet.
I opted for, "Here goes nuttin". Hopefully some of you, who aren't total dicks, will be around to help me put the pieces of me back together after I get shattered.
Here I goes....
/blog entry off
Take it as it comes. Eff the "options to impress". Do your thing and let it be what is going to be. If you are gonna rock each other's worlds then the outcome will be best if done at face value.
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It's probably a good feeling to have and maybe you will stumble thru the date and she might be lucky enough to realize how she makes you feel.
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Reapist
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<checks watch> Maybe by now you've made 2nd base. 
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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
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Mangler_SC
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I met a girl who made me feel like that once.
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Mangler_SC posted:
I met a girl who made me feel like that once.
then she put an arrow in your knee
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