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Author Topic: how so you openen your straw?
mightbe 
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I pound it till i see its head come out of its wrappin, then pull it the rest of the way out with my hand

 

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Fire.

 

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Smackey_the_Frog 
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 Subject: how so you openen your straw?
plastic wrapped
pound it, grab exposed tip with teeth & pull

paper wrapped
grab seam and tear around one end, grab exposed tip with teeth & pull

 

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Hawkson posted:
Fire.

 

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 Subject: how so you openen your straw?
Grip it about half way or whatever and pull it off one end and then the other end

 

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mightbe posted:
I pound it till i see its head come out of its wrappin, then pull it the rest of the way out with my hand


change the Subject to: "how do you masturbate with a foreskin?"

 

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I grip mine with 2 hands in the middle, then slowly pull in opposite directions.

 

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aon_mixed posted:
mightbe posted:
I pound it till i see its head come out of its wrappin, then pull it the rest of the way out with my hand


change the Subject to: "how do you masturbate with a foreskin?"


particularly after AK's post

 

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Ptilk 
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I haven't used a straw since I was 12.

 

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the_great_ontex 
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AkagiyamaMissile posted:
I grip mine with 2 hands in the middle, then slowly pull in opposite directions.


Yeah! That. I started doing it after I have seen so many bartenders do it so they avoid touching the straw. Easy way to open it for sure

 

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Smackey_the_Frog posted:

pound it, grab exposed tip with teeth & pull

 

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Tear off one end, slide the rest of the wrapper halfway down the straw. Then blow on the straw, shooting the wrapper into the face of some unsuspecting schmuck.

 

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 Subject: how so you openen your straw?
Smackey_the_Frog posted:
plastic wrapped
pound it, grab exposed tip with teeth & pull

paper wrapped
pound it, grab exposed tip with teeth & pull

 

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.-Vega-. posted:
Smackey_the_Frog posted:
plastic wrapped
pound it, grab exposed tip with teeth & pull

paper wrapped
pound it, grab exposed tip with teeth & pull

 

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wut wut in my butt

 

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-Eps posted:
wut wut in my butt


a straw or something else?

 

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