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It is apparently to try to find as many ways to get other people to watch your kids as often as possible.
My wife and I are watching two young'uns this weekend. Don't know how you parents do this...swimming lessons, gymnastics, a whole lot of other kids, and fkin Dora. God, all I could do to get through an episode of Dora before their bedtime last night was pound gin. Of course, it made me somewhat snarky...
Dora: "Will you help us push the sled?"
DE: "NO"
Dora: "Yay!"
Dora: "Where does our friend the pumpkin need to go?"
DE (under breath): "To hell."
Dora: "That's right!"
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lol me and my brother used to watch Dora and answer her questions in profane ways all the time
Some reason we both just found it entertaining answering her in really mean ways 
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DE gonna be a daddy in a few years. lol
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-VanDraegon- posted:
DE gonna be a daddy in a few years. lol
Fk that. I'm getting a vasectomy for my 30th birthday. Wife is demanding it.
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Uh huh. Her biological clock will kick in before too long. Its all over after that.
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Within 5 years DE's wife will be preggers or wanting to adopt.
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-VanDraegon- posted:
Uh huh. Her biological clock will kick in before too long. Its all over after that.
Doubt it. She's older than me.
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Kids are great. Best UCM you'll ever find.
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Kids are awesome.
People that don't want to be or are incapable of raising a child is a piss poor human being.
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Mangler_SC posted:
People that don't want to be or are incapable of raising a child is a piss poor human being.
Damn right I am, whatcha gonna do about it?
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It takes a while for "They are ALWAYS there" to sink in.
Rho
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Mangler_SC posted:
Kids are awesome.
People that don't want to be or are incapable of raising a child is a piss poor human being.
There is a reason the more education you have the less like you are to have a kid. 
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Kordirn posted:
Mangler_SC posted:
Kids are awesome.
People that don't want to be or are incapable of raising a child is a piss poor human being.
There is a reason the more education you have the less like you are to have a kid.
hence the reason the world is getting dumber stupid people are out breeding the smart
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tWQmzW8aV0
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
-VanDraegon- posted:
Uh huh. Her biological clock will kick in before too long. Its all over after that.
Doubt it. She's older than me.
It gets really bad in the late 30s. You got a ways to go yet. Furthermore, your friends will start having more kids, she will be around them more often....
Kidding aside, it isnt a bad thing. My son is the best thing to ever happen to me. It is amazing what a whole new perspective it is once you are a parent. I never planned on kids myself either....
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
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People that don't want to be or are incapable of raising a child is a piss poor human being.
Damn right I am, whatcha gonna do about it?
Nothing other than confirm what I said.
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Kordirn posted:
Mangler_SC posted:
Kids are awesome.
People that don't want to be or are incapable of raising a child is a piss poor human being.
There is a reason the more education you have the less like you are to have a kid.
My IQ is well above average and so is my daughter's.
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Mangler_SC posted:
Kordirn posted:
Mangler_SC posted:
Kids are awesome.
People that don't want to be or are incapable of raising a child is a piss poor human being.
There is a reason the more education you have the less like you are to have a kid.
My IQ is well above average and so is my daughter's.
Isn't the internet great? You can say pretty much anything about yourself and there is no way for anyone to verify it or deny it. So, it must be true right?
Arch_Magi, BT, and TUG also have IQs in the 160 range. You should start a club.
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Dude. Kids are awesome. They are just like me, but also evil, unfeeling, and completely secure in their feelings of superiority. It's amazing to not be the biggest jerk in the room, and every person under the age of 11 is a bigger jerk than I could ever be.
I always feel good about myself after spending time with the evil little bastards.
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Mangler_SC posted:
Kids are awesome.
People that don't want to be or are incapable of raising a child is a piss poor human being.
Of course! I think I'll start littering and kicking small animals too.
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It's amazing how mangler entered this thread intending to say something quasi noble like, "No, I think kids are great", but managed to come off sounding a bigger dickhead than the guy who was intentionally trying to sound like a douchebag by hating on kids.
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Mangler_SC posted:
Kordirn posted:
Mangler_SC posted:
Kids are awesome.
People that don't want to be or are incapable of raising a child is a piss poor human being.
There is a reason the more education you have the less like you are to have a kid.
My IQ is well above average and so is my daughter's.
and that has to do what with my point? Unless you're IQ is too low to know what less likely means.
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I will not let my kids watch Dora, her high-pitched stupid voice and creepy giant-headed big eye stare at the TV screen is too much for me to handle.
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Some comedian did a bit on her the other day about why the hell is she walking around the woods without her parents and always getting lost in the first place, and how it's racist because of that.
Forget who it was. I think he said she crosses a river in every episode too.
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Onslaught. posted:
It's amazing how mangler entered this thread intending to say something quasi noble like, "No, I think kids are great", but managed to come off sounding a bigger dickhead than the guy who was intentionally trying to sound like a douchebag by hating on kids.
It's great, isn't it? I think fat cells are used for storing hate, really.
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Mangler_SC posted:
Kids are awesome.
People that don't want to be or are incapable of raising a child is a piss poor human being.
oh please, KIDS SUCK
That doesn't mean I love mine any less than you love yours, but at least I'm not delusional and trying to con others into parenthood with that big profanity eating grin, telling them how it's all rainbows and puppy dogs and they're LESSER HUMANS for seeing the faults in the system and not wanting to be included in the parent trap.
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Onslaught. posted:
He probably means median.
Rho
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