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Jackasses 
I better be released or I swear I will eat a can of refried beans before I go.
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who you gonna be judging?
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combat_mage_sc posted:
who you gonna be judging?
I think you know the answer to that.
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Probably Judge Dredd... 
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Sarena_WE posted:
Jackasses
I better be released or I swear I will eat a can of refried beans before I go.
I double dog dare you to eat that and scrambled eggs.
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Sarena_WE
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No clue nor do I care. Civic duty my arse.
I won't know anything until I actually go, if I have to. My kids have their Spring play that night too. It is going to be cutting it close if I have to stay the whole day.
Happy freaking b-day to me.
With my luck I will get picked and end up on some trial that lasts 4 weeks and I end up sequestered.
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Reapist posted:
Sarena_WE posted:
Jackasses
I better be released or I swear I will eat a can of refried beans before I go.
I double dog dare you to eat that and scrambled eggs.
Top it off with some fried cabbage.
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uh oh
cant you put it off once?
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Sarena_WE posted:
with my luck I will get picked and end up on some trial that lasts 4 weeks and I end up sequestered.
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Brother_Tempus posted:
Sarena_WE posted:
with my luck I will get picked and end up on some trial that lasts 4 weeks and I end up sequestered.
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Brother_Tempus posted:
Sarena_WE posted:
with my luck I will get picked and end up on some trial that lasts 4 weeks and I end up sequestered.
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Brother_Tempus posted:
Sarena_WE posted:
with my luck I will get picked and end up on some trial that lasts 4 weeks and I end up sequestered.
Stupid government aint so bad now is it.
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Happy Birthday!!!
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the_great_intex posted:
Happy Birthday!!!
Oh yeah, this!! 
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your birthday is the same as mine, i'll have a few drinks for us
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Just don't wind up like this lady
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/woman-admits-faking-mental-illness-avoid-jury-duty-203328952.html
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Jury Nullification.
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Just call em up and reschedule. They let me do that.
But I live in Texas, we're barely civilized.
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Nestor_II posted:
Jury Nullification.
i already told her that ... just tell the judge that you will interpret the law as you perceive it not as he or the state perceives it.
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you think thats bad? thats one day. i have jury duty on spring break, the only break i get during the year that i desperately need to either, a) catch up on school projects or b) actually relax
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Sarena_WE posted:
Brother_Tempus posted:
Sarena_WE posted:
with my luck I will get picked and end up on some trial that lasts 4 weeks and I end up sequestered.
No sugar tonight
In my coffee.
No sugar tonight
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Just show up a day late, who cares. You wont be thrown in contempt.
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Just tell them BT is your husband.
They'll either let you go, have you committed, or send you into witness protection to get away from "the crazy dude".
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Brother_Tempus posted:
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with my luck I will get picked and end up on some trial that lasts 4 weeks and I end up sequestered.
lol!
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trade me -- i am in afghanistan -- and my wife got a jury summons for me
i called to ask to be excused and they said i do not qualify for exemption (because i am not military)
then i called the transportation office and told them that i lack the resources to get there -- they refused to provide transportation
so .. i guess they expect me to fork out $2,500 for plane tickets, or risk a $1,000 fine and a bench warrant
a warrant would endanger my security clearance and cause me to lose my job
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