Jezza_Belle
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If you would all do whatever pray, positive thoughts, if you're able to pull strings or give a good word somehow...
a graphic designer job just opened at Wizards of the Coast.
this is like, dream job material right here...
I want it really really ridiculously bad.
So who wants to help with a cover letter that lets them know that I want it so bad I would consider killing the other applicants to get it?
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I e-mailed them a link to your profile here. They'll see the post count and you'll be golden!
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Jezza_Belle
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deadcactus posted:
I e-mailed them a link to your profile here. They'll see the post count and you'll be golden!
this is why I'm really glad only a handful of people know my real name. 
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is this you?
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Fat-Chloe-Nerd-Ariane-Taubman/103014076403711
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Create a custom Magic the Gathering card, with your picture in the artwork box, with creature type of "Legendary Graphic Designer", then put some clever text in the box below, like:
"When Jezza is in play, all other designers lose -2/-2, as their work pales by comparison"
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Jezza_Belle
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Surge_MT posted:
Create a custom Magic the Gathering card, with your picture in the artwork box, with creature type of "Legendary Graphic Designer", then put some clever text in the box below, like:
"When Jezza is in play, all other designers lose -2/-2, as their work pales by comparison"
that might just work.... thanks for the ideaz!
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aon_mixed posted:
is this you?
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Fat-Chloe-Nerd-Ariane-Taubman/103014076403711
damn, you found me!
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Dear Wizards of the Coast:
I put on my robe and wizard hat and am ready to work!
Sincerely,
Jezza
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JD_HOGG posted:
Dear Wizards of the Coast:
I put on my robe and wizard hat and am ready to work!
Sincerely,
Jezza
Win.
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Rockerchickie007 posted:
JD_HOGG posted:
Dear Wizards of the Coast:
I put on my robe and wizard hat and am ready to work!
Sincerely,
Jezza
Win.
Heh, no kidding.
Rho
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I'll cross my fingers for you 
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Good luck! Hope it goes better and no sick hiring managers
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If you really want that job, you should make a little GIF of u giving blowies to a Boss. You'll be in for sure.
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Good Luck!
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Dear Wizards,
We at ACF feel that she would do great work for you as shes a real witch!
Signed
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Fozzie_Bear posted:
Dear Wizards,
We at ACF feel that she would do great work for you as shes a real witch!
Signed
The Crew
AK Endorsed!
SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!
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Working for Wotc would be so amazing.
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For a creative company, create a creative resume. It should be visually stunning or interesting.
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what about that stripper/hooking job you loved so much?
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Oh man Jezza, that is awesome.
Good luck and I am crossing my fingers for you!
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JD_HOGG posted:
Dear Wizards of the Coast:
I put on my robe and wizard hat and am ready to work!
Sincerely,
Jezza
That's a win!
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but can you slidecast?
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Only a handful;?
Good luck Jezza, you deserve a good job.
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Dear WOTC,
Hiring me would be like giving me the following cards in the first turn:
Black lotus
Channel
Fireball
Mountain
Yes, you read that right.
It would be INSTANT WIN.
Thanks,
Jezza.
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good luck jezza
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deadcactus posted:
I e-mailed them a link to your profile here. They'll see the post count and you'll be golden!
So my lack of a high post count is why I fail in life? 
/e slits wrists
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there's no way this won't offend so i'm not going to try making it nicer. jezza, with all i've seen, there is NO WAY you will even qualify for an interview. now ebon on the other hand..
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Alright, I'll talk to the almighty for you. He owes me a few and has nothing but time for 1st world dreams and problems.
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Caoilin posted:
there's no way this won't offend so i'm not going to try making it nicer. jezza, with all i've seen, there is NO WAY you will even qualify for an interview. now ebon on the other hand..
and when you figure out the difference between graphic design and artist, you get back to me.
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Jezza_Belle posted:
deadcactus posted:
I e-mailed them a link to your profile here. They'll see the post count and you'll be golden!
this is why I'm really glad only a handful of people know my real name.
Actually your VN post count probably would help your cause.
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Jezza_Belle posted:
Caoilin posted:
there's no way this won't offend so i'm not going to try making it nicer. jezza, with all i've seen, there is NO WAY you will even qualify for an interview. now ebon on the other hand..
and when you figure out the difference between graphic design and artist, you get back to me.
OH SNAP!
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