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combat_mage_sc 
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Subject: Rate the care package i sent my cousin.
He'll get it in about 2 weeks unbeknownst to him.


2 Cactus Annie's 8 oz. 6 pk. Flour Tortillas
2 Velveeta Cheesy Refried Beans 4 oz.
2 Keefe 8 oz. Pre-Cooked Long Grain Rice
2 Chef Woo Express - Chicken 3 oz.
2 Chef Woo Express - Beef 3 oz.
1 Cactus Annie's BBQ Corn Chips 12 oz.
2 Cheese Popcorn 1.5 oz.
1 Cornnuts 1.4 oz. Ranch Bag
5 Ritz Sandwich Crackers with Cheese 1.35 oz.
3 Nabisco 1.8 oz. Oreo Cookies
1 Squeez-Ums Hot Sauce 1 oz. 12-Pack
1 Squeez-Ums Ketchup - 12 pk
1 Squeez-Ums Mustard 1 oz. 12 pk.
1 Squeez-Ums Mayonnaise 12 pk.
14 Single Serving Sugar Packet


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3.5/5

 

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no vodka, cocaine or porn?

 

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FineYoungCannibals posted:
no vodka, cocaine or porn?


Yeah, that's why I deducted a full point.

 

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combat_mage_sc 
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$1.17 for 1 package of ramen noodles.

How could jail not be paying for itself with those prices?


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14 sugar packets? that's just a tease.

 

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2 Chef Woo Express - Chicken 3 oz.
2 Chef Woo Express - Beef 3 oz.


How do you send perishable food?

edit? Or is that some sort of raman?

 

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He can make a badass chi-chi with those ingredients!

 

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I've received a couple of your surprise care packages

you rock CM

cool






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Is he in the military? Receiving this where? Why no booze?

One of the best care packages I got was while on an aircraft carrier and it was a box from a friend who had never been in the military, and didn't know the "rules," lol! She sent about 2 dozen of those little bottles of booze with some junk food. I opened the box and the booze bottles were on the bottom - I was thinking we were going to get busted, but our most senior person looked around and said there was no way anyone was ever going to find out about these bottles. Man, we were a happy little tech shop for the next couple of days... cool

 

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Looks like you want to give your cousin cancer.

 

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Is he in the military? Receiving this where? Why no booze?

One of the best care packages I got was while on an aircraft carrier and it was a box from a friend who had never been in the military, and didn't know the "rules," lol! She sent about 2 dozen of those little bottles of booze with some junk food. I opened the box and the booze bottles were on the bottom - I was thinking we were going to get busted, but our most senior person looked around and said there was no way anyone was ever going to find out about these bottles. Man, we were a happy little tech shop for the next couple of days... cool



or it could be an inmate care package.

 

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Sith_Mauler posted:
Stormyblade posted:
Is he in the military? Receiving this where? Why no booze?

One of the best care packages I got was while on an aircraft carrier and it was a box from a friend who had never been in the military, and didn't know the "rules," lol! She sent about 2 dozen of those little bottles of booze with some junk food. I opened the box and the booze bottles were on the bottom - I was thinking we were going to get busted, but our most senior person looked around and said there was no way anyone was ever going to find out about these bottles. Man, we were a happy little tech shop for the next couple of days... cool



or it could be an inmate care package.


He said jail above

 

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Varece posted:
Sith_Mauler posted:
Stormyblade posted:
Is he in the military? Receiving this where? Why no booze?

One of the best care packages I got was while on an aircraft carrier and it was a box from a friend who had never been in the military, and didn't know the "rules," lol! She sent about 2 dozen of those little bottles of booze with some junk food. I opened the box and the booze bottles were on the bottom - I was thinking we were going to get busted, but our most senior person looked around and said there was no way anyone was ever going to find out about these bottles. Man, we were a happy little tech shop for the next couple of days... cool



or it could be an inmate care package.


He said jail above



I missed that. [face-hang-head]

 

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Stormyblade posted:
Varece posted:
Sith_Mauler posted:
[quote=Stormyblade]Is he in the military? Receiving this where? Why no booze?

One of the best care packages I got was while on an aircraft carrier and it was a box from a friend who had never been in the military, and didn't know the "rules," lol! She sent about 2 dozen of those little bottles of booze with some junk food. I opened the box and the booze bottles were on the bottom - I was thinking we were going to get busted, but our most senior person looked around and said there was no way anyone was ever going to find out about these bottles. Man, we were a happy little tech shop for the next couple of days... cool



or it could be an inmate care package.


He said jail above



I missed that. [face-hang-head][/quote]


Your story made it all okay grin

 

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