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Topic: question about vaginal tearing

-Darkfire- Posts: 28,927 Registered: Apr 21, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 27,982 User ID: 670,830	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	so this new girl i'm hooking up with has an abnormally tight vagina. i guess i'm a little big for her since when we had sex there ended up being blood all over my waist -- it was like a murder scene. i felt really bad about it, but she said it didn't hurt her. what can i do so i don't end up making her bleed? -----signature----- http://www.hahgay.com/
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Gildash Posts: 12,162 Registered: Apr 26, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 12,035 User ID: 91,605	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	1st -----signature----- "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -Douglas Adams
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-Foxy- Title: Moderator Ãœber Brat Posts: 110,094 Registered: May 29, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 107,357 User ID: 683,944	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	-----signature----- Long suffering vassal to Xarkath, U.P. - Forever and ever
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Cuttlery Title: Wanna see what you missed? Posts: 76,924 Registered: Jan 9, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 72,785 User ID: 62,026	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	Just fist her a few times, works like a charm. -----signature----- 0.o Bored and Useless
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purplehugmonkey Posts: 12,787 Registered: May 16, '05 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 12,662 User ID: 1,049,746	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	Just don't inflate her so far. If you're using the bicycle pump just get to the point where you can still do a thumb impression like a fruit and then stop pumping there. Don't want to pop one of those things, you get crazy neighbors watching you carry it out to the trash and thinking you killed somebody. That's the last time you won't spring for the opaque black garbage bags, let me tell ya. -----signature----- College women are as unstable as free radicals. Thanks college. -Anebriated He was a jedi before he was a father and everyone knows how much jedi love to chop off hands. -Kigaro
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FineYoungCannibals Title: Top of the food chain Posts: 74,939 Registered: Jul 14, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 73,108 User ID: 822,330	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	tell your boyfriend to use more lube -----signature----- FYC
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-Darkfire- Posts: 28,927 Registered: Apr 21, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 27,982 User ID: 670,830	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	no seriously, is there a term for this? its not vaginismus or anything. -----signature----- http://www.hahgay.com/
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FineYoungCannibals Title: Top of the food chain Posts: 74,939 Registered: Jul 14, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 73,108 User ID: 822,330	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	yeah, vaginal lupus -----signature----- FYC
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Motar98 Title: cool guy Posts: 23,102 Registered: Jan 4, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 22,669 User ID: 755,351	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	stop having sex with first graders -----signature----- "So I FINALLY make someone's Sig..."SpaceNinja13 "Yeah, billions of people are noobs. Let's try convincing them." EbonDragon " make out? screw that. Stick it in already" Zellokiia " we don't loot here in Texas. Everyone owns guns." Gingersnap727 Jade_Shyn
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Kordirn Title: Pirate Prince Posts: 23,453 Registered: Apr 19, '04 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 23,192 User ID: 915,876	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	-Darkfire- posted: no seriously, is there a term for this? its not vaginismus or anything. Yeah its called the menstrual cycle. -----signature----- ooOooo oOoOO OOo
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FineYoungCannibals Title: Top of the food chain Posts: 74,939 Registered: Jul 14, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 73,108 User ID: 822,330	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	Motar98 posted: stop having sex with first graders hahahahahaha /thread -----signature----- FYC
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Varece Posts: 46,015 Registered: Jan 7, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 44,985 User ID: 598,676	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	Mensturation dude, don't flatter yourself -----signature----- I am no longer young enough to know everything Knowledge is Free America's Libraries "You embrace that which defines you" "If you tell the truth, you don't need a good memory" We're not perfect...we're parents
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ikkoikki Posts: 13,961 Registered: Feb 8, '09 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 13,960 User ID: 1,347,614	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	I'm pretty sure she wouldn't say she's not hurt if you actually tore her vagina. I bet that hurts. -----signature----- Chicago Bulls: 43-13 post game gem from Joakim Noah: "We cannot play with our heads down and have a poo poo face. Sometimes we have a poo poo face."
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TickyAtack Posts: 38,149 Registered: Oct 23, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 37,528 User ID: 477,960	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	Shes on her period dummy. -----signature----- i, ticky.
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-VanDraegon- Title: Ratt-n-Roll Posts: 17,650 Registered: Jun 26, '00 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 17,051 User ID: 31,411	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	Grats on your first time surfing the red wave. -----signature----- Many men go fishing their entire lives without knowing it is not fish they are after. ~Thoreau
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Dark_EternalFF Title: Official ACF Turd Posts: 85,900 Registered: Nov 8, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 84,100 User ID: 736,311	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	As ACF's resident person with the biggest penis, I can say that you have to do her often enough that she develops an actual scar from the stretching at the entrance to her coot, and then it'll stop bleeding. -----signature----- Max Fox (AC), Zygran (WoW, SWTOR) "We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't fk with the human race!" DE/Mr Pants 2012
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Varece Posts: 46,015 Registered: Jan 7, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 44,985 User ID: 598,676	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	We deliver babies out of our vaginas. We can handle your little toys. -----signature----- I am no longer young enough to know everything Knowledge is Free America's Libraries "You embrace that which defines you" "If you tell the truth, you don't need a good memory" We're not perfect...we're parents
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Bakuun Posts: 11,017 Registered: Jan 23, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 10,787 User ID: 64,426	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	Varece posted: We deliver babies out of our vaginas. We can handle your little toys. I just snorted whiskey out of my nose. ow. well done. -----signature----- Small amount of text shown at the bottom of each of your messages. 250 character limit.
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Malrothien Posts: 32,930 Registered: Aug 4, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 31,620 User ID: 703,438	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	Varece posted: We deliver babies out of our vaginas. We can handle your little toys. I just gave birth, penis' don't scare me. -----signature----- In the darkest hole, you'd be well advised Not to plan my funeral before the body dies
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Dark_EternalFF Title: Official ACF Turd Posts: 85,900 Registered: Nov 8, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 84,100 User ID: 736,311	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	Malrothien posted: Varece posted: We deliver babies out of our vaginas. We can handle your little toys. I just gave birth, penis' don't scare me. -----signature----- Max Fox (AC), Zygran (WoW, SWTOR) "We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't fk with the human race!" DE/Mr Pants 2012
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-Mithan- Title: VNBoard Admin Posts: 1,000,060,379 Registered: Mar 1, '00 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 56,880 User ID: 13,156	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	-Darkfire- posted: so this new girl i'm hooking up with has an abnormally tight vagina. i guess i'm a little big for her since when we had sex there ended up being blood all over my waist -- it was like a murder scene. i felt really bad about it, but she said it didn't hurt her. what can i do so i don't end up making her bleed? The average IQ is something like 10. -----signature----- I survived to the end and got nothing out of it, but hey.
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Varece Posts: 46,015 Registered: Jan 7, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 44,985 User ID: 598,676	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	-Mithan- posted: -Darkfire- posted: so this new girl i'm hooking up with has an abnormally tight vagina. i guess i'm a little big for her since when we had sex there ended up being blood all over my waist -- it was like a murder scene. i felt really bad about it, but she said it didn't hurt her. what can i do so i don't end up making her bleed? The average IQ is something like 10. -----signature----- I am no longer young enough to know everything Knowledge is Free America's Libraries "You embrace that which defines you" "If you tell the truth, you don't need a good memory" We're not perfect...we're parents
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GrimTempest Title: Board Manager Anime Aikousha Posts: 37,523 Registered: Dec 21, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 36,478 User ID: 567,005	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	Dark_EternalFF posted: Malrothien posted: Varece posted: We deliver babies out of our vaginas. We can handle your little toys. I just gave birth, penis' don't scare me. this thread is full of win. -----signature----- MyAnimeList - http://myanimelist.net/profile/Grimtempest - Chaotic Neutral - El Psy Congroo
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-Darkfire- Posts: 28,927 Registered: Apr 21, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 27,982 User ID: 670,830	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	yeah, tmi and no, it wasn't period blood. she's seriously way tight and i was going really hard with her. should i try lots of lube or something? -----signature----- http://www.hahgay.com/
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GrimTempest Title: Board Manager Anime Aikousha Posts: 37,523 Registered: Dec 21, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 36,478 User ID: 567,005	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	i need to go wash my hands now. -----signature----- MyAnimeList - http://myanimelist.net/profile/Grimtempest - Chaotic Neutral - El Psy Congroo
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Aerlinthian Posts: 66,222 Registered: May 7, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 65,491 User ID: 94,919	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
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Reapist Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster Posts: 74,991 Registered: Dec 20, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 74,235 User ID: 559,475	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	I've never made any bleed. You can't tell when a girl is on the rag. -----signature----- pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired. Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
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myxomatosis8 Title: amateur zookeeper Posts: 18,778 Registered: Jul 14, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 18,441 User ID: 251,097	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	ikkoikki posted: I'm pretty sure she wouldn't say she's not hurt if you actually tore her vagina. I bet that hurts. IT F'IN HURTS. -----signature----- If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
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FineYoungCannibals Title: Top of the food chain Posts: 74,939 Registered: Jul 14, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 73,108 User ID: 822,330	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	thread cliff notes 1. Darkfire thought his large member tore up a chick's vag 2. turns out she was on the rag 3. Darkfire's small penis didn't tear anything up -----signature----- FYC
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Gaevren Title: Wat do? Posts: 18,183 Registered: Sep 15, '04 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 17,906 User ID: 967,012	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	myxomatosis8 posted: ikkoikki posted: I'm pretty sure she wouldn't say she's not hurt if you actually tore her vagina. I bet that hurts. IT F'IN HURTS. This. It's always possible her period started during sex. -----signature----- There are no automatic doors, just very polite ninjas
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Achim_LC Title: Knuckle Dragging Thug Posts: 23,430 Registered: Jan 20, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 22,708 User ID: 620,574	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	Lubrication. Learn it. Know it. Live it. -----signature----- Achim He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. -Friedrich Nietzsche
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-Darkfire- Posts: 28,927 Registered: Apr 21, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 27,982 User ID: 670,830	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	FineYoungCannibals posted: thread cliff notes 1. Darkfire thought his large member tore up a chick's vag 2. turns out she was on the rag 3. Darkfire's small penis didn't tear anything up not quite. my reason for her not being on her period had to be editted out for it being too much i guess. i had messed around with her a day before and everyday after. no period. also i never said i had a large penis. she has a small vagina. apparently in 70,000 posts you still haven't learned reading comprehension. -----signature----- http://www.hahgay.com/
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Varece Posts: 46,015 Registered: Jan 7, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 44,985 User ID: 598,676	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	Trust us, it was her period. -----signature----- I am no longer young enough to know everything Knowledge is Free America's Libraries "You embrace that which defines you" "If you tell the truth, you don't need a good memory" We're not perfect...we're parents
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-VanDraegon- Title: Ratt-n-Roll Posts: 17,650 Registered: Jun 26, '00 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 17,051 User ID: 31,411	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	He mad -----signature----- Many men go fishing their entire lives without knowing it is not fish they are after. ~Thoreau
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Ah-Schoo Title: Fuzzy Caterpillar of Friendliness Posts: 71,317 Registered: Aug 11, '00 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 68,974 User ID: 39,247	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	Don't go for the urethra next time. -----signature----- . Opinion = fact. Anecdote = proof. Political label more important than either of those. Welcome to ACF, where debate goes to die. . "fascist totalitarian secular progressive Zionist intellectually challenged Christian puppets." - Aerlinthina
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OG_Loki Title: Pelvic Thrust Posts: 45,588 Registered: Jan 26, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 44,711 User ID: 632,990	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	JUST THE TIP -----signature----- http://unfatmyass.blogspot.com/
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ACX Posts: 30,237 Registered: Oct 25, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 29,651 User ID: 481,671	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	This thread is so full of win -----signature----- (none)
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Gilligan.USCG Title: Stuck on the Island Posts: 35,516 Registered: Sep 19, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 34,754 User ID: 404,098	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	ACX posted: This thread is so full of win And idiocy, by the OP -----signature----- www.ice9gaming.com - cs / tf2 / bf2 <3 Oregon State - CWS Winnars x2
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Varece Posts: 46,015 Registered: Jan 7, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 44,985 User ID: 598,676	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	This is ACF -----signature----- I am no longer young enough to know everything Knowledge is Free America's Libraries "You embrace that which defines you" "If you tell the truth, you don't need a good memory" We're not perfect...we're parents
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TickyAtack Posts: 38,149 Registered: Oct 23, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 37,528 User ID: 477,960	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	Varece posted: Trust us, it was her period. -----signature----- i, ticky.
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Fallen_daemon Posts: 54,593 Registered: Jul 28, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 53,783 User ID: 285,476	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	FineYoungCannibals posted: Motar98 posted: stop having sex with first graders hahahahahaha /thread -----signature----- Fight white guilt and injustice by going to a Native American casino and gamble your money away. me pic http://acf.curbjaw.com/armchair.htm Formerly known as :armchair warrior, sysphus, fallen_deamon http://www.facebook.com/help/contact.php?show_form
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Sarena_WE Title: Glambert Extraordinaire Posts: 33,955 Registered: Jan 11, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 33,314 User ID: 62,350	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	Errr if there was that much notable blood she had a brief visit with Aunt Flo or she was in pain and lied. If she's not a virgin there is no way she should be bleeding like that otherwise. Then again it could be a tumah. -----signature----- Chief Operations Officer (COO) Bored & Useless Spam Co. Sarena is the Yin to BTs yanger - Aon_mixed Friends don't let friends ACF-Makarios http://www.indiefl.com/acf/profile/38
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LadyMetropolis Posts: 1,268 Registered: Dec 23, '10 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 1,268 User ID: 1,409,972	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	She was a virgin who got her hymen torn right as her period started and you managed to knock it all loose. Or she was about to start her period and you happened to knock IT loose. If it is neither of those then maybe she should see a doctor or you were exaggerating how much blood there was. -----signature----- (none)
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LadyMetropolis Posts: 1,268 Registered: Dec 23, '10 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 1,268 User ID: 1,409,972	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	-Darkfire- posted: yeah, tmi and no, it wasn't period blood. she's seriously way tight and i was going really hard with her. should i try lots of lube or something? What are you basing this on? -----signature----- (none)
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-Darkfire- Posts: 28,927 Registered: Apr 21, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 27,982 User ID: 670,830	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	definitely not a virgin. i'm skeptical about it being her period because i was messing around with her before that day and after it, and no period to be found. she said she was prone to tearing, especially since she hadn't had sex in a while, so i was rolling with that. i think i'm going to try lube next time. -----signature----- http://www.hahgay.com/
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Jesus.Christ.. Posts: 212 Registered: May 20, '11 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 212 User ID: 1,420,294	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	Motar98 posted: stop having sex with first graders -----signature----- Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven.
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LadyMetropolis Posts: 1,268 Registered: Dec 23, '10 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 1,268 User ID: 1,409,972	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	-Darkfire- posted: definitely not a virgin. i'm skeptical about it being her period because i was messing around with her before that day and after it, and no period to be found. she said she was prone to tearing, especially since she hadn't had sex in a while, so i was rolling with that. i think i'm going to try lube next time. If you're not exaggerating how much blood there was, it wouldn't hurt for her to get checked out. She had no pain even the day after it? Something's up or she's lying. -----signature----- (none)
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the_great_ontex Title: This is what cool looks like Posts: 31,805 Registered: Feb 13, '12 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 806 User ID: 1,438,403	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	I don't think she was on her opinion. You must be massive bro, mad props to you -----signature----- (none)
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-Darkfire- Posts: 28,927 Registered: Apr 21, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 27,982 User ID: 670,830	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	yeah there was quite a bit of blood, i thought she may have been a hemophiliac or something at first. she said she wasn't in pain, but she may have just been saying that. i'm definitely going to talk to her about it. you're probably right that its a good idea for her to get it checked. -----signature----- http://www.hahgay.com/
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Jezza_Belle Title: =^.^= Posts: 62,779 Registered: Feb 24, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 61,759 User ID: 70,100	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	How big is your penis? girth -----signature----- ( - Y - ) These ones are not real, just FYI. Follow my progress... http://tweetlbug.deviantart.com/
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-Darkfire- Posts: 28,927 Registered: Apr 21, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 27,982 User ID: 670,830	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	i have a weird bump that makes it 6 at the widest. i'm not huge, but she is really tiny. -----signature----- http://www.hahgay.com/
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Jezza_Belle Title: =^.^= Posts: 62,779 Registered: Feb 24, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 61,759 User ID: 70,100	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	you need to determine if it's tearing at the opening, or tearing internally. at the opening, she might just need to visit the doctor for a bit more of a snip, if it's internally, then there is probably something wrong. -----signature----- ( - Y - ) These ones are not real, just FYI. Follow my progress... http://tweetlbug.deviantart.com/
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Gildash Posts: 12,162 Registered: Apr 26, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 12,035 User ID: 91,605	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	-Darkfire- posted: definitely not a virgin. i'm skeptical about it being her period because i was messing around with her before that day and after it, and no period to be found. she said she was prone to tearing, especially since she hadn't had sex in a while, so i was rolling with that. i think i'm going to try lube next time. What kind of dumb ass chick knosw she is prone to tearing and doesn't use lube....... /facepalm -----signature----- "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -Douglas Adams
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Gildash Posts: 12,162 Registered: Apr 26, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 12,035 User ID: 91,605	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	Wait, I figured it out! She is really a post op tranny. Thats a man-gina and it wasn't meant for full penetration. STOP HURTING HIM!!! -----signature----- "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -Douglas Adams
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Stormyblade Posts: 5,965 Registered: Dec 20, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 5,929 User ID: 559,323	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	This one time...at band camp... I had to stop drinking my drink as I was going through this thread - I didn't want to laugh hard enough to spew on the monitor. Just one word of advice here: FOREPLAY. It works, I swear. -----signature----- Nothing to see here...
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AkagiyamaMissile Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant Posts: 41,132 Registered: Apr 22, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 40,523 User ID: 793,759	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	the_great_ontex posted: I don't think she was on her opinion. You must be massive bro, mad props to you After all the lulz, this one got me and almost my keyboard. -----signature----- Stupidity is hard to get rid of, but at least I can admit I have a problem -Mithan- Gobble Gobble Mother******! -Thankskilling and off course divers license don't count either this sucks balls.-FD Bring it on like Donkey Kong
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TickyAtack Posts: 38,149 Registered: Oct 23, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 37,528 User ID: 477,960	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	-Darkfire- posted: i have a weird bump that makes it 6 at the widest. i'm not huge, but she is really tiny. Ew. AkagiyamaMissile posted: the_great_ontex posted: I don't think she was on her opinion. You must be massive bro, mad props to you After all the lulz, this one got me and almost my keyboard. I love this place. -----signature----- i, ticky.
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Former_Camilla Title: Official Team Canada Cheerleader! Posts: 28,265 Registered: Mar 11, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 27,496 User ID: 72,999	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	I think you punctured her aorta. -----signature----- (none)
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aon_mixed Title: Pirate Kitty Posts: 97,492 Registered: Aug 19, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 96,153 User ID: 707,392	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	6" at the widest? -----signature----- may contain partial nudity
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-TheHunt- Posts: 38,088 Registered: Mar 20, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 36,808 User ID: 76,992	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	I was here. -----signature----- "The Hunt is most correct." - Kah_HG "As is almost always the case, Hunt is correct." - Kah_HG "Best sig ever." - Kah_HG (in reference to -TheHunt-'s signature) "I'm watching The Hunt, and he's the greatest!" - Kah_HG
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Reapist Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster Posts: 74,991 Registered: Dec 20, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 74,235 User ID: 559,475	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	aon_mixed posted: 6" at the widest? Yeah, it's obviously wider than it is long. -----signature----- pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired. Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
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Galdwarf Title: Ye Olde Pub Barfly Posts: 14,937 Registered: Feb 27, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 14,705 User ID: 651,523	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	Reapist posted: aon_mixed posted: 6" at the widest? Yeah, it's obviously wider than it is long. Or he put it in sideways. -----signature----- R 7/27/2003 "Don't make me stamp my little foot!" - Lyli (as channeled by JBG) "Thousands of my unborn children just died on my computer screen due to that icon." -Oob My ACF boat: http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t107/Galdwarf/IMG_2093.jpg
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Caledric Title: Pew! Pew! Pew! Posts: 22,743 Registered: Dec 22, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 21,691 User ID: 570,169	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	lol at the people who actually take ANYTHING darkfire says seriously... -----signature----- Planetside 2 -- Outcasters "As One" Marmot BR 0 (waiting for beta!)
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aon_mixed Title: Pirate Kitty Posts: 97,492 Registered: Aug 19, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 96,153 User ID: 707,392	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	since he failed to qualify the measurement, let's assume it is in millimeters -----signature----- may contain partial nudity
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jonus156 Posts: 10,613 Registered: Oct 12, '05 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 10,418 User ID: 1,084,426	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	-TheHunt- posted: I was here. -----signature----- This thread begs the question: do the "women" of ACF use a funnel to get that much sand in their vagina or do they just slide around the beach like an angry Roomba? -deadcactus- "I could go for some cock"--cute_but_stupid
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-Accident- Title: Waiting to happen Posts: 16,541 Registered: Aug 24, '00 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 16,161 User ID: 41,169	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	Varece posted: We deliver babies out of our vaginas. We can handle your little toys. -----signature----- I realize now I do not fear death. I fear my daughter will not be free when I die. - NR, #iranelection
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Lanacan Title: Random, Crazy, Mental.... Posts: 23,360 Registered: Feb 19, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 23,026 User ID: 647,740	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	jonus156 posted: -TheHunt- posted: I was here. -----signature----- (none)
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Reapist Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster Posts: 74,991 Registered: Dec 20, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 74,235 User ID: 559,475	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	Like my wife's gyno told her way back in 82. "It'll stretch a mile before it tears an inch." -----signature----- pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired. Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
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winga Title: Canadian Posts: 29,014 Registered: Apr 27, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 28,668 User ID: 91,955	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	AkagiyamaMissile posted: the_great_ontex posted: I don't think she was on her opinion. You must be massive bro, mad props to you After all the lulz, this one got me and almost my keyboard. -----signature-----
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NonOffensiveName Title: Touching people in special places all day long Posts: 27,882 Registered: Oct 7, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 27,531 User ID: 444,059	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	GrimTempest posted: Dark_EternalFF posted: Malrothien posted: [blockquote]Varece posted: We deliver babies out of our vaginas. We can handle your little toys. I just gave birth, penis' don't scare me. this thread is full of win. [/blockquote] damn he is pretty hot for an anime char -----signature----- Q: What's an AW? A: A whore that likes attention
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Sarena_WE Title: Glambert Extraordinaire Posts: 33,955 Registered: Jan 11, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 33,314 User ID: 62,350	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	Galdwarf posted: Reapist posted: aon_mixed posted: 6" at the widest? Yeah, it's obviously wider than it is long. Or he put it in sideways. I think we found the answer! -----signature----- Chief Operations Officer (COO) Bored & Useless Spam Co. Sarena is the Yin to BTs yanger - Aon_mixed Friends don't let friends ACF-Makarios http://www.indiefl.com/acf/profile/38
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-MrBean- Title: Now With Extra Baldness Posts: 13,652 Registered: May 23, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 13,376 User ID: 98,822	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	Lemme guess, you forgot to put bread in it. -----signature----- (none)
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Lithium_Power Title: I want my icon back.... Posts: 8,214 Registered: Dec 6, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 8,111 User ID: 534,650	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	That's not her vajayjay that's tight, you're poking the wrong hole dummy! -----signature----- http://www.mygamehost.com/ http://www.excelwebhost.com/
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Jesus.Christ.. Posts: 212 Registered: May 20, '11 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 212 User ID: 1,420,294	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	Sarena_WE posted: Galdwarf posted: Or he put it in sideways. I think we found the answer! Hmm yeah maybe the OP has one of those deformed bent penises which have a 90 degree angle. Or perhaps its shaped more like a question mark? -----signature----- Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven.
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_Alexandra_ Title: Lady of the Spatula Posts: 25,641 Registered: Jun 12, '00 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 23,607 User ID: 28,936	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	The only time my vagina was torn was during childbirth. No way your head is as big as any of my babies heads. -----signature----- full.of.awesome. http://s1242.photobucket.com/albums/gg537/kyra_arnold/?action=view&current=IMG_1722.jpg
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Kordirn Title: Pirate Prince Posts: 23,453 Registered: Apr 19, '04 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 23,192 User ID: 915,876	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	Sarena_WE posted: Galdwarf posted: Reapist posted: [quote=aon_mixed]6" at the widest? Yeah, it's obviously wider than it is long. Or he put it in sideways. I think we found the answer![/quote] He probably meant circumference... -----signature----- ooOooo oOoOO OOo
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-Darkfire- Posts: 28,927 Registered: Apr 21, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 27,982 User ID: 670,830	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	what is hard to understand about circumference varying? some real special people on this thread that somehow think i'm the dumb one -----signature----- http://www.hahgay.com/
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Hyperimiator Title: Maximus Probus Posts: 55,497 Registered: Jul 20, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 54,624 User ID: 266,347	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	Next time don't use a hyperemiator before engaging in intercourse. -----signature----- The Hyperimiator song http://www.wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=1639&starttime=1:40:35 "You are never going to be able to vote for the revolution. Get that hope out of your mind" -Jerry Rubin http://www.youtube.com/user/Hyperimiator#p/u
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aon_mixed Title: Pirate Kitty Posts: 97,492 Registered: Aug 19, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 96,153 User ID: 707,392	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	-Darkfire- posted: what is hard to understand about circumference varying? some real special people on this thread that somehow think i'm the dumb one stick to darktide dumbass -----signature----- may contain partial nudity
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TheNinthSeal Posts: 185 Registered: Feb 21, '12 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 185 User ID: 1,438,808	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	So the day after your giant schlong tore her in half you had sex again and there was no blood that time? Did your dick shrink? Are you having sex with wolverine? -----signature----- (none)
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PlieBrac Title: Ok, who did this? Posts: 6,634 Registered: Oct 30, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 6,582 User ID: 732,961	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	Varece posted: Mensturation dude, don't flatter yourself lol she was prob hot as fire and didn't bother to tell you......lol -----signature----- "Dr. Happy Harry Cox, reminding you that, everything you know is wrong" Hey idiot, if you pull your pants up it wont look like you $hit them, and you wont have to walk like you have a broom shoved up yer ass!
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FineYoungCannibals Title: Top of the food chain Posts: 74,939 Registered: Jul 14, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 73,108 User ID: 822,330	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	your story is full of holes -----signature----- FYC
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the_great_ontex Title: This is what cool looks like Posts: 31,805 Registered: Feb 13, '12 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 806 User ID: 1,438,403	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	AkagiyamaMissile posted: the_great_ontex posted: I don't think she was on her opinion. You must be massive bro, mad props to you After all the lulz, this one got me and almost my keyboard. -----signature----- (none)
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Kreezerast Posts: 12,983 Registered: Dec 20, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 12,787 User ID: 561,799	Subject: question about vaginal tearing
	A little freudian compensation in this thread. -----signature----- Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. - Dr. Seuss The test of courage comes when we are in the minority. The test of tolerance comes when we are in the majority. - Ralph W. Sockman
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