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Topic: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?

Caledric Title: Pew! Pew! Pew! Posts: 22,743 Registered: Dec 22, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 21,691 User ID: 570,169	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	Push up bra, Sports bra, Water bra... Spanx These items let women either lie about their figures or repress their wonderfulness. -----signature----- Planetside 2 -- Outcasters "As One" Marmot BR 0 (waiting for beta!)
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Ptilk Title: Creepy old pirate Posts: 50,658 Registered: Feb 13, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 48,530 User ID: 645,124	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	I've been burned by Spanx so many times I want to murder everyone in the entire company. I like the wonder bras, it makes the world look more beautiful and I don't really care if the tits are actually that big or not. Much different than taking a shapely woman home and finding out her "shape" is more like rolls once she takes off the restricter plating. Those Spanx are the debil. -----signature----- (none)
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jonus156 Posts: 10,613 Registered: Oct 12, '05 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 10,418 User ID: 1,084,426	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	dance music -----signature----- This thread begs the question: do the "women" of ACF use a funnel to get that much sand in their vagina or do they just slide around the beach like an angry Roomba? -deadcactus- "I could go for some cock"--cute_but_stupid
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FineYoungCannibals Title: Top of the food chain Posts: 74,939 Registered: Jul 14, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 73,108 User ID: 822,330	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	the wheel, good for nothing -----signature----- FYC
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Chogram Posts: 24,460 Registered: Aug 23, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 24,114 User ID: 338,955	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull Some did -----signature----- (none)
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myxomatosis8 Title: amateur zookeeper Posts: 18,778 Registered: Jul 14, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 18,441 User ID: 251,097	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	High-heeled shoes. Whoever came up with the idea that women should be free of all body hair. -----signature----- If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
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Caledric Title: Pew! Pew! Pew! Posts: 22,743 Registered: Dec 22, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 21,691 User ID: 570,169	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	myxomatosis8 posted: Whoever came up with the idea that women should be free of all body hair. This was a great person. -----signature----- Planetside 2 -- Outcasters "As One" Marmot BR 0 (waiting for beta!)
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Hyperimiator Title: Maximus Probus Posts: 55,497 Registered: Jul 20, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 54,624 User ID: 266,347	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	Text messaging I effing hate it. -----signature----- The Hyperimiator song http://www.wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=1639&starttime=1:40:35 "You are never going to be able to vote for the revolution. Get that hope out of your mind" -Jerry Rubin http://www.youtube.com/user/Hyperimiator#p/u
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myxomatosis8 Title: amateur zookeeper Posts: 18,778 Registered: Jul 14, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 18,441 User ID: 251,097	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	Caledric posted: myxomatosis8 posted: Whoever came up with the idea that women should be free of all body hair. This was a great person. Yeah unless you're the one who's expected to be bare. -----signature----- If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
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JD_HOGG Posts: 19,975 Registered: Mar 18, '08 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 19,893 User ID: 1,285,011	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	Slap chop. What a dumb idea. -----signature----- (none)
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_sooz_ Posts: 15,882 Registered: Dec 4, '04 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 15,699 User ID: 1,001,625	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	Tights/ pantyhose. Hate the damn things no matter how hard you try to keep them straight when you're putting them on, they inevitably end up twisted and you end up mincing around like an idiot. -----signature----- Wolfz All the world will be your enemy, Prince of a Thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you.
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jonus156 Posts: 10,613 Registered: Oct 12, '05 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 10,418 User ID: 1,084,426	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	myxomatosis8 posted: Caledric posted: myxomatosis8 posted: Whoever came up with the idea that women should be free of all body hair. This was a great person. Yeah unless you're the one who's expected to be bare. but smooth skin feels so much better than hairy and ive dated some o'natural women makes its difficult to maintain and erection if her legs feel like mine -----signature----- This thread begs the question: do the "women" of ACF use a funnel to get that much sand in their vagina or do they just slide around the beach like an angry Roomba? -deadcactus- "I could go for some cock"--cute_but_stupid
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Caledric Title: Pew! Pew! Pew! Posts: 22,743 Registered: Dec 22, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 21,691 User ID: 570,169	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	JD_HOGG posted: Slap chop. What a dumb idea. But it gave us this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzD_oVgzKMc&feature=related -----signature----- Planetside 2 -- Outcasters "As One" Marmot BR 0 (waiting for beta!)
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GrimTempest Title: Board Manager Anime Aikousha Posts: 37,523 Registered: Dec 21, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 36,478 User ID: 567,005	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	reality tv -----signature----- MyAnimeList - http://myanimelist.net/profile/Grimtempest - Chaotic Neutral - El Psy Congroo
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Greyfox_MT Posts: 5,146 Registered: Apr 19, '00 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 4,542 User ID: 20,676	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	Hyperimiator posted: Text messaging I effing hate it. WINNER !!! -----signature----- 09-11-2001 A Day that will be remembered A wise old owl lived in an oak The more he heard, the less he spoke The less he spoke, the more he heard Why can't we be like that wize old bird
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Brandun Posts: 35,276 Registered: Jan 23, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 34,522 User ID: 627,054	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	The WNBA -----signature----- Everything will be OK in the end If it's not OK, it's not the end http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSFaLUZ2rf4&feature=share
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Caledric Title: Pew! Pew! Pew! Posts: 22,743 Registered: Dec 22, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 21,691 User ID: 570,169	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	Brandun posted: The WNBA and in conjunction the NBA! -----signature----- Planetside 2 -- Outcasters "As One" Marmot BR 0 (waiting for beta!)
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Walker_ID Posts: 24,809 Registered: May 29, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 23,164 User ID: 683,720	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	commercials -----signature----- You can't outrun Darwin
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FineYoungCannibals Title: Top of the food chain Posts: 74,939 Registered: Jul 14, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 73,108 User ID: 822,330	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	is this thread an invention?, if so i vote Caledric -----signature----- FYC
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FineYoungCannibals Title: Top of the food chain Posts: 74,939 Registered: Jul 14, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 73,108 User ID: 822,330	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	Ptilk posted: I've been burned by Spanx so many times I want to murder everyone in the entire company. I like the wonder bras, it makes the world look more beautiful and I don't really care if the tits are actually that big or not. Much different than taking a shapely woman home and finding out her "shape" is more like rolls once she takes off the restricter plating. Those Spanx are the debil. haha the spanx inventor was in the news this week, she's now a billionaire -----signature----- FYC
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Brandun Posts: 35,276 Registered: Jan 23, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 34,522 User ID: 627,054	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	GrimTempest posted: reality tv instead of making a good show, they do this damn cop outs -----signature----- Everything will be OK in the end If it's not OK, it's not the end http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSFaLUZ2rf4&feature=share
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mightbe Title: lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala Posts: 16,082 Registered: Jul 21, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 15,729 User ID: 824,229	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	dilido -----signature----- me for mod! Misbeller of mightbe I love me love i you Go..VO..GO... I God of miself.
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Reapist Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster Posts: 74,991 Registered: Dec 20, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 74,235 User ID: 559,475	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	Chogram posted: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull Some did No good deed goes unpunished. -----signature----- pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired. Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
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Cawlin Posts: 20,754 Registered: Feb 22, '05 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 20,667 User ID: 1,030,445	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	Social Media -----signature----- If ignorance were painful, half the posters here would be on morphine drips. Everyone playing WoW knows everything about playing two classes: 1) their own and 2) Hunters
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Fozzie_Bear Posts: 48,479 Registered: Dec 20, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 47,515 User ID: 558,887	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	the inventor of the broken down time machine that left me here surrounded by you trogs. -----signature----- The Oatmeal Butterscotch paired with a Snickerdoodle turned my cynical penis into a happy vagina Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate, it made my new vagina spontaneously sing the Trolololo Song in an elevator. ---AkagiyamaMissile
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-Foxy- Title: Moderator Ãœber Brat Posts: 110,094 Registered: May 29, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 107,357 User ID: 683,944	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	alarm clocks -----signature----- Long suffering vassal to Xarkath, U.P. - Forever and ever
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AynRand Title: Human and Animal Chiropractor Posts: 12,555 Registered: May 19, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 12,350 User ID: 680,829	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	The idea that men should remove body hair. How gay is that? -----signature----- ...for people and their pets Say NO to "Made in China"! Motion is Life No Motion is Dead
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Silverwuf Title: Have trike will babble Posts: 32,958 Registered: Jul 5, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 32,296 User ID: 225,902	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	Panty hose and high heels -----signature----- Women who behave themselves rarely make history. My Give-A-Damn's Busted. http://www.thewufs.com/2003venture/motortrike.htm
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Banelord_FF Title: Cunstrukshen Werker Posts: 13,090 Registered: Jan 3, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 12,887 User ID: 590,745	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	Hockey -----signature----- The World is not dangerous because of those who do harm but because of those who look at it without doing anything.
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jonus156 Posts: 10,613 Registered: Oct 12, '05 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 10,418 User ID: 1,084,426	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	oh i forgot reality TV those bastards need to die the most painful way possible. -----signature----- This thread begs the question: do the "women" of ACF use a funnel to get that much sand in their vagina or do they just slide around the beach like an angry Roomba? -deadcactus- "I could go for some cock"--cute_but_stupid
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-VanDraegon- Title: Ratt-n-Roll Posts: 17,650 Registered: Jun 26, '00 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 17,051 User ID: 31,411	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	Twitter. Stupidest damn thing ever. -----signature----- Many men go fishing their entire lives without knowing it is not fish they are after. ~Thoreau
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Lithium_Power Title: I want my icon back.... Posts: 8,214 Registered: Dec 6, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 8,111 User ID: 534,650	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	Cami Secret: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieA5wfcgH4 -----signature----- http://www.mygamehost.com/ http://www.excelwebhost.com/
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Dark_EternalFF Title: Official ACF Turd Posts: 85,900 Registered: Nov 8, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 84,100 User ID: 736,311	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	[bt] Government. [/bt] -----signature----- Max Fox (AC), Zygran (WoW, SWTOR) "We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't fk with the human race!" DE/Mr Pants 2012
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Ungabhunga Posts: 759 Registered: Aug 7, '08 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 754 User ID: 1,313,359	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	Al Gore should diaflood for inventing the internet. -----signature----- Grimdiegn_the_Gimp RIP Grim451 RIP DDO Knights of Siberys Cannith
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Brandun Posts: 35,276 Registered: Jan 23, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 34,522 User ID: 627,054	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	Banelord_FF posted: Hockey BAN!!!!!!!!!!!! -----signature----- Everything will be OK in the end If it's not OK, it's not the end http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSFaLUZ2rf4&feature=share
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DunesVladHarkonnen Title: Moderator Probably on Vacation Posts: -999,994 Registered: Mar 29, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 25,745 User ID: 785,027	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	Anime -----signature----- There's some delight in ale and wine, And some in girls with ankles fine, But my delight, yes, always mine, Is to dance with Jak o' the Shadows.
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Dark_EternalFF Title: Official ACF Turd Posts: 85,900 Registered: Nov 8, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 84,100 User ID: 736,311	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	DunesVladHarkonnen posted: Anime Are...are you advocating genocide? -----signature----- Max Fox (AC), Zygran (WoW, SWTOR) "We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't fk with the human race!" DE/Mr Pants 2012
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-Foxy- Title: Moderator Ãœber Brat Posts: 110,094 Registered: May 29, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 107,357 User ID: 683,944	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	was nice knowing you dunes ;p -----signature----- Long suffering vassal to Xarkath, U.P. - Forever and ever
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Varece Posts: 46,015 Registered: Jan 7, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 44,985 User ID: 598,676	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	facebook -----signature----- I am no longer young enough to know everything Knowledge is Free America's Libraries "You embrace that which defines you" "If you tell the truth, you don't need a good memory" We're not perfect...we're parents
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purplehugmonkey Posts: 12,787 Registered: May 16, '05 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 12,662 User ID: 1,049,746	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	Cawlin posted: Social Media I miss the days when someone with any type of vanity page was considered an emo livejournaling douche. Now you help someone with a homework assignment and they want you to friend them on LinkedIn or something. -----signature----- College women are as unstable as free radicals. Thanks college. -Anebriated He was a jedi before he was a father and everyone knows how much jedi love to chop off hands. -Kigaro
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-Mithan- Title: VNBoard Admin Posts: 1,000,060,379 Registered: Mar 1, '00 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 56,880 User ID: 13,156	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	Vibrators. Women should be required to get men to pleasure themselves. -----signature----- I survived to the end and got nothing out of it, but hey.
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Achim_LC Title: Knuckle Dragging Thug Posts: 23,430 Registered: Jan 20, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 22,708 User ID: 620,574	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	ACF -----signature----- Achim He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. -Friedrich Nietzsche
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Aerlinthian Posts: 66,222 Registered: May 7, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 65,491 User ID: 94,919	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	Patents. -----signature----- (none)
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Caledric Title: Pew! Pew! Pew! Posts: 22,743 Registered: Dec 22, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 21,691 User ID: 570,169	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	-Mithan- posted: Vibrators. Women should be required to get men to pleasure themselves. Ummm women have no problem getting men to pleasure themselves... its the whole letting men pleasure said woman that needs to happen more often. -----signature----- Planetside 2 -- Outcasters "As One" Marmot BR 0 (waiting for beta!)
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GrimTempest Title: Board Manager Anime Aikousha Posts: 37,523 Registered: Dec 21, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 36,478 User ID: 567,005	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	DunesVladHarkonnen posted: Anime -----signature----- MyAnimeList - http://myanimelist.net/profile/Grimtempest - Chaotic Neutral - El Psy Congroo
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-Foxy- Title: Moderator Ãœber Brat Posts: 110,094 Registered: May 29, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 107,357 User ID: 683,944	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	lolol -----signature----- Long suffering vassal to Xarkath, U.P. - Forever and ever
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DunesVladHarkonnen Title: Moderator Probably on Vacation Posts: -999,994 Registered: Mar 29, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 25,745 User ID: 785,027	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	-----signature----- There's some delight in ale and wine, And some in girls with ankles fine, But my delight, yes, always mine, Is to dance with Jak o' the Shadows.
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Elmador_MoK Title: Voice of Mostly-Reason Posts: 4,228 Registered: Jun 26, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 4,137 User ID: 692,239	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	I'm gonna throw down another vote for social media. -----signature----- He who laughs last thinks slowest. http://www.browncoats.com/
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Fenlenus Posts: 10,800 Registered: Jul 20, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 10,559 User ID: 699,080	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	Head On. Apply directly to the forehead. -----signature----- And somewhere in the black distance, Another herald puts down his flute, And the dewy dawn creeps on, And the night withdraws.
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NeoKarnak Posts: 3,788 Registered: Dec 21, '09 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 3,786 User ID: 1,379,922	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	Stupid sayings and words. The hidden idiots of these fecal offerings should be drowned in their own excrement. -----signature----- When was the last time you were honest with yourself?
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LadyMetropolis Posts: 1,268 Registered: Dec 23, '10 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 1,268 User ID: 1,409,972	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	Micro-transactions when it involves playing video games. MMO's need to step away from this SH!! -----signature----- (none)
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-Darkfire- Posts: 28,927 Registered: Apr 21, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 27,982 User ID: 670,830	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	women's rights aclu -----signature----- http://www.hahgay.com/
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LadyMetropolis Posts: 1,268 Registered: Dec 23, '10 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 1,268 User ID: 1,409,972	Subject: Which inventions do you think the inventor should have DIAF for inventing?
	-Darkfire- posted: women's rights aclu Bad Jokes/Trolls -----signature----- (none)
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