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Those big black lifeless eyes staring down at you from the trees, taunting you, watching you...
and when you put the peanuts you were snacking on down for a moment they sneak up behind you and steal them.
Stupid squirrels.
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They're sneaky.
They also litter the road... I see dead squirrels all the time.
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You underestimate the sneakiness.
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My dad had an on going war with them over the contents of his bird feeder in the back yard, lol. They are crafty bastards and don't give up easily.
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Tree rats.
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Stupid squirrels? Who left the food unattended?
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Steelwind_Oo posted:
My dad had an on going war with them over the contents of his bird feeder in the back yard, lol. They are crafty bastards and don't give up easily.
Feeders with a weight triggered spinning perch are the only effective way. They're a lot more expensive but now that seed prices are up, they pay themselves off in no time.
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Stupid squirrels? Who left the food unattended?
Who broke a fundamental moral of society?
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I leave birdseed below the bird feeder which is right in front of the windows of my porch. this allows for the birds, squirrels, and chipmunks as well as bunnies to come eat and my cats get to watch ALL of them.
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Fozzie_Bear posted:
I leave birdseed below the bird feeder which is right in front of the windows of my porch. this allows for the birds, squirrels, and chipmunks as well as bunnies to come eat and my cats get to watch ALL of them.
The squirrels empty your feeder when you aren't around.
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They're rude and that stealing behavior only means one thing:
Liberals
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They're after your soul.
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squirrels are always after your nuts
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rats are smart creatures . don't compare squirrels to rats!!!
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I was actually pretty excited to just sit outside eating peanuts for breakfast watching the sun rise.
Those little bastards ruined everything.
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BritonGuy posted:
and when you put the peanuts you were snacking on down for a moment they sneak up behind you and steal them.
The same demons possess Labrador retrievers.
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Not demons. Flesh and blood. Pellet gun > squirrel.
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JD_HOGG posted:
Not demons. Flesh and blood. Pellet gun > squirrel.
For 5 minutes maybe.
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BritonGuy posted:
Fozzie_Bear posted:
I leave birdseed below the bird feeder which is right in front of the windows of my porch. this allows for the birds, squirrels, and chipmunks as well as bunnies to come eat and my cats get to watch ALL of them.
The squirrels empty your feeder when you aren't around.
nope they have NO ability to get to the feeder
all they get is whats left out, I would easily tell if the squirrels got in there, they would empty it ASAP
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A pellet gun, a pile of bird food on the ground, and a little patience, you will have a heap of dead squirrel bodies around that bird food pile in no time. KILL THEM ALL!!!
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Maybe I should mark them with different colored paintballs, figure out which is the kingpin, then kung fu him in front of the others so they know who's boss.
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BritonGuy posted:
Maybe I should mark them with different colored paintballs, figure out which is the kingpin, then kung fu him in front of the others so they know who's boss.
If you can pull that off you will be a God among rodents. They will do your bidding.
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No way, Squirrels are awesome!
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Hire Sith.
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Hire Sith.
And his dogs can leave a ripped-up bloody mess afterwards for ishts and giggles.
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No way, Squirrels are awesome!
Yeah, awesome like Genghis Khan was awesome when he stormed through villages pillaging their food supplies.
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Birdfeeder + squirell + .22 = target pratice
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HeartView posted:
lol brilliant!
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I can't help but lol at the squirrel launcher
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squirrels are cute
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-Foxy- posted:
squirrels are cute
And derpy:
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AkagiyamaMissile posted:
-Foxy- posted:
squirrels are cute
And derpy:
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HAH! we don't really have squirrels here. i know ground squirrels exist but there's so many outdoor cats that they don't survive around my house.
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It's teh circle of life!
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Squirrels make great pets... if domesticated early. They get along well with cats and dogs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfCFcOsnM6o&feature=related
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