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how long could you go before you were broke, homeless and sucking dick for crack?
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Wait, thats my income.... This is paradoxical.
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I could probably last a year without breaking into my long term investments Plus I wouldn't need to cut back on the blow jobs from those crackhead homeless people, like Ticky
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TickyAtack posted: Wait, thats my income.... This is paradoxical.
what if sucking dick for crack is your income, wow i didn't think the thread through
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Things would have to go horribly wrong for all my income to dry up and not be able to find new/additional clients but if it did I could manage a month or two then I would have to start moving things around. Once I did that it would be like 8 months to a year before I started propositioning people on the street corner.
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longer than you.
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Stay tuned, I'm sure we'll find out. My clinical from now until 2013 is completely unpaid. Gas, transit, hotel for the next three months, tuition, books... I'm completely on my own. I had to leave my steady full time gig to pursue this so my income actually did stop cold last week.
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FYC reminds me of the rich uncle that swims in his pool of money in Duck Tales
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my bet is notmforce2k is dead in 3 weeks hehe
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Took me about 4 months to be totally broke after my stroke. That was 6/09. Been living on nothing until last month. I've never been a big spender and it was almost impossible for me. It feels good to have 1 less worry now. Plenty left.
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TickyAtack posted: Wait, thats my income.... This is paradoxical.
*cackle* Rho
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been out of money for a while probably gonna start taking money for sucking all those dicks next week.
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TickyAtack posted: Wait, thats my income.... This is paradoxical.
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I'd be totally broke in 6 months.
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6 months, living my current lifestyle and paying all my bills. 2-3 years+ if I dipped into things I'd rather not dip into. 5+ years on the government tit, if Obama is reelected.
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Probably last about 6 months in comfort. About a year if I scraped by. More than enough time to find employment. Granted it's a moot point since I'm in school and get to freeload off BT...
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I think it should be noted that if I were fired tomorrow, I'd have at least 3 job offers by the end of the day.
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Probably for about a year if I watched what I bought.
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TheUnholyGhost posted: I think it should be noted that if I were fired tomorrow, I'd have at least 3 job offers by the end of the day.
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I had 2 offers at a golf tournament on Saturday. What can I say? People love me. Dust off that .gif again.
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meh I got wtf fired from my job at the end of January, landed a dream job a month later...prolly could have made it another 3-4 months before moving into my car
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I have like 2 weeks to land a job, or I'll have to sell my house and live in a travel trailer.
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Jezza_Belle posted: I have like 2 weeks to land a job, or I'll have to sell my trailer and live in a travel trailer.
Another paradox!
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Jezza_Belle posted: I have like 2 weeks to land a job, or I'll have to sell my house and live in a travel trailer.
GL Jezza.
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Jezza_Belle posted: I have like 2 weeks to land a job, or I'll have to sell my trailer and live in a travel trailer.
Another paradox!
I don't currently live in a travel trailer, I live in a manufactured home. and in reality, I have about 4 weeks until I'm out of income. If I don't get some interview action this week I'll be applying at the call center that hires everyone. Kinda hoping I get a call from this job that is out in the boonies, doesn't pay for sh*t, but it would be experience, and I could move out there and live for half the cost of where I live now.
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Without changing my lifestyle, at least a year if not longer. Single, no kids, car is paid off, and a nice bit of money in the bank. Only bills are rent, utilities, cell, cable/internet and obviously food. I've lived well below my means for quite some time now and most of my bills can be paid with the first week paycheck.
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About 18 seconds.
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Good gravy... Good luck Jezza.
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TickyAtack posted: Wait, thats my income.... This is paradoxical.
Speaking of which, we still on for Wednesday? I got a fresh baggie straight from the border with your name on it.
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Oh, we'd be screwed, big time. We make pretty good money between the two of us, but with 3 kids aged 22.5, 22.5, and 17.5 there are still lots of expenses as neither of the oldest are living completely on their own (we are paying for ones living arrangements and the others community college). The youngest has been accepted into and starts in college in the fall. Our house was purchased in 2008 and then promptly went about $75-100k *underwater*. We'd both get max unemployment, but that won't pay all the expenses for much more than 6 months.
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I could last about 1-2 months on cash reserves I have now, if I started selling stuff I could last substantially longer.
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About 17 seconds.
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Stormyblade posted: Oh, we'd be screwed, big time. We make pretty good money between the two of us, but with 3 kids aged 22.5, 22.5, and 17.5 there are still lots of expenses as neither of the oldest are living completely on their own (we are paying for ones living arrangements and the others community college). The youngest has been accepted into and starts in college in the fall. Our house was purchased in 2008 and then promptly went about $75-100k *underwater*. We'd both get max unemployment, but that won't pay all the expenses for much more than 6 months.
Damn, those are all adults pretty much. Time to cut them loose dad, or at least make them be able to carry some of the weight. No one cares about just a college degree anymore, you need at least some sort of entry level or internship experience to back it up
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I have millions and millions of fiat dollars, so not very long.
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I'd probably have to got 4 months on government hand outs until my own business got funded. If I lost my job I'd actually have time to get it started I'd probably hire one or two people too to help with first deployment and running things.
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I'd start selling crack to your kids, I don't care Fk poverty
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made it 2 month before i had to go for unemployment then it took me 4 months to find a job i was getting desperate. I had applied at all the fast food places, kept getting told i was over qualified, finally got a job saleing parts again. and have been kicking ass ever since.
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I sold people once, if it came down to it...I'd do it again in a heartbeat. Good money, but a lot of hassle.
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Ptilk posted: I sold people once, if it came down to it...I'd do it again in a heartbeat. Good money, but a lot of hassle.
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mine did a couple months ago. I'm about to find out If college taught me anything, it was to get by on savings for a long time~
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probably a good couple of years a lot longer than that when the house sells
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TheUnholyGhost posted: I think it should be noted that if I were fired tomorrow, I'd have at least 3 job offers by the end of the day.
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I'll never be homeless, but I could easily go through the whole summer with the money I have in the bank if all I buy is food for me and the kids.
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Probably take more vacations and buy more stuff to fill the free time. It might get boring relaxing all the time, but there are levels of survival I'm prepared to accept if I have to.
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We have enough for 2 years.
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i would need to be in south america robbing drug lords withing the month
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I could become broke, harrassed by debitors but i will not become homless nytime soon. I could always live with my parents or grandparents or aunt n uncle. Plus my current landlord would allow me to get out of my lease But back to the question, to keep on top of my loans, i wiuld be able to pay them for 3 months
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No new job? I'd be screwed
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A lot like TUG, except I haven't had any offers to blow guys recently.
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TheUnholyGhost posted: I had 2 offers at a golf tournament on Saturday. What can I say? People love me. Dust off that .gif again.
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If your income stopped cold right now
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Ptilk posted: I sold people once, if it came down to it...I'd do it again in a heartbeat. Good money, but a lot of hassle.
I wanna do that. How do you get into temp slave trade? What the start up?
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