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WTF
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7667289/denver-broncos-dj-williams-ryan-mcbean-virgil-green-suspended
NEW YORK -- The NFL suspended linebacker D.J. Williams, defensive tackle Ryan McBean and tight end Virgil Green of the Denver Broncos for violating the league's policy on performance-enhancing substances.
The league announced the suspensions on Friday.
McBean and Williams are suspended for Denver's first six games of the 2012 season. Green is suspended for the team's first four games. All three are suspended without pay.
Williams and McBean were found to allegedly have "non-human" urine in their system, a source told ESPN senior NFL writer John Clayton.
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Haha...this would never happen in the NBA.
just saying
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ikkoikki posted:
Haha...this would never happen in the NBA.
just saying
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ikkoikki posted:
Haha...this would never happen in the NBA.
just saying
Only cause they don't bother testing NBA Players... 3/4s of the league would be suspended for drug use.
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synthetic?
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If you can drink ram's piss you can do anything.
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too many red bulls?
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oldest trick ever. you take a syringe in jam it in ur urethra with dog piss or whatever and inject it
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-Darkfire- posted:
oldest trick ever. you take a syringe in jam it in ur urethra with dog piss or whatever and inject it
You do what...with WHAT...and then do *WHAT*?!?!? No. I don't care if you've got the steadiest hands in the world... 
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idiots there are easier ways to cheat a drug test.
espn posted:
The situation is similar to what Ryan Braun of the Milwaukee Brewers went through this past winter. The person who administered the test was relieved of his duties as a collector for allegedly violating protocol required for testing, a source told Clayton.
Williams and McBean are considering a lawsuit against the NFL and are challenging some of the procedures in the hearing, a source told Clayton.
after reading the article they are going to walk on appeal, a federal judge dismissed the MLB MVP Ryan Braun of steroid charges because the administrator of the test screwed up.
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Poor fellows, so used to be treated like Gods and getting away with anything.
Didn't work this time.
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I just don't get the non human urine thing... do they not know ANYONE that is clean that would have given them a sample?
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Jezza_Belle posted:
I just don't get the non human urine thing... do they not know ANYONE that is clean that would have given them a sample?
It's some scheme to fake a urine test. Have no idea how it's done. With their money, they probably had a doctor do whatever they did.
Probably.
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Jezza_Belle posted:
I just don't get the non human urine thing... do they not know ANYONE that is clean that would have given them a sample?
That was my thought.
Just don't get a pregnant woman to do it...
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Tai-Daishar_MT posted:
ikkoikki posted:
Haha...this would never happen in the NBA.
just saying
you think thats gatorade in those bottles?
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all they have to do is pull a Braun and say the collector tampered with it on the way to Fedex.
then again, the NFL isn't the laughing stock of the drug testing world, so lame BS like Braun pulled wouldn't happen.
dirty players are dirty!
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Failed oil change?
lol
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