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... since about a year. WHat should I do?
He's even admitted to it, while she has a nice personality (in his opinion) and they have lots of fun, it is kinda annoying that she is pretty fat. He broke up with her once, but she managed to "persuade" him after a couple weekends so they got back together. Now, I can cope with her insecurities and low self esteem since I only meet her like 3-4 hours a month, but I doubt this is good for him long term.
So I turn to the Outpost for help, many of you guys are experts at repelling women, worth a shot!
I'm linking something not quite a photo, but it captures the essence of this sweet lady:
(yes I filed her phone number under "Horker" on my cell, true story)
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If friend is overweight or has other physical drawbacks, maybe they are a perfect match.
If he is honestly happy, then let them be.
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If he's happy, who cares?
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what if he likes boning fatties?
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The thing is many outsiders fail to understand other peoples relationships and their choices for mates
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Taliesihne posted:
If he's happy, who cares?
...and if she's REALLLLLY fat, you'll probably only have to put up with her another 15 or so years, anyway.
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He is fairly fit, well I suppose he has an ugly mug but most men do to my eyes so...
She does have a passive-agressive trait about her, a bit Outposty actually, only in actual live conversation.
* Should I do a Bonk and be brutally honest?
* Should I pinch her bacon when she gets out of line?
* Withhold the fish bucket?
Cmon, someones gotta be creative around here...
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If you really don't want them together, bone her.
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Add a bunch of bookmarks to your friend's computer including XXXPorkers, BoningFatties and LookingForTheWetspot.
Then ask his girlfriend to use his computer to find something.
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If she looks like a walrus, she looks like a walrus. I doubt your country has any laws against shooting walruses. Just in case, you may want to duct tape a couple empty paper towel rolls to her upper lip before you go dump the body.
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Taliesihne posted:
If he's happy, who cares?
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cook dinner for them one night and have really small portions
act like you are really full when you are done. say you made some dessert but dont want to serve it because you are so stuffed and they must be as well
repeat as necessary
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RHWarrior posted:
My friend is dating a Walrus
And you care, why?
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You have to do something!
Then let us know.
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Good friends always try to help a friend get with someone that not only makes them happy but is someone who can maximise their own potential.. When it comes to a morbidly obese person, some could consider this condition as evidence of a character flaws, addiction issues, laziness, health problems, future health problems, and more. If she wants to get healthy then he could help her achieve that... but I can see why someone would want better for a dear friend, though if it just a case of whatever makes him happy... then do you say the same if his girlfriend is a compulsive gambler? How about being an unkind person to strangers? How does she treat her parents? etc... if she has character issues in other areas that can be perceived as important, then does it really matter if "they are happy?" as the sole basis of their relationship?
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cobane posted:
If she looks like a walrus, she looks like a walrus. I doubt your country has any laws against shooting walruses. Just in case, you may want to duct tape a couple empty paper towel rolls to her upper lip before you go dump the body.
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