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Last night a group of four people and I went into a "restaurant" which is really just an ice cream place across the street from the beach. And they also serves food, yeah. Nothing I would eat. So, we sat down and ordered ice cream things after having dinner across street at a real restaurant. So, here's the story. The "waitress" took the orders, and then proceeded to give us a good bitching about us ordering only ice cream. She said that normally when ordering ice cream, we need to go up to the counter and order it, and bring it over to a table if we want to sit down, but since it was not busy at that particular moment, she would grace us with bringing us ice cream. She meant business. I think she thought she was not going to get a tip or something, but then I think she realized it was a douche move to bitch at us, not like there was a sign that said ONLY ORDER ICE CREAM AT COUNTER!!!
She needed to be taught a lesson. What non-violent thing would ACF have done in this teachable moment?
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Give her a 1% tip?
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Tip with a penny.
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Instead of stiffing her, I handed her the cash to pay the bill, plus a $20 tip and said hey, this is for you. Thanks for setting us straight about only ordering ice cream at the counter...we will NEVER EVER order ice cream at your tables again, we'll do you that favor and just order at the counter from now on. I'm not sure if she got the lesson though, she just said hey thanks! and put the money in her pocket. I feel so stupid.
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go back and get her number.
she might also be interested in having you bite the pillow while she has some fun with your backside
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wait a sec...so some stupid girl whined because she had to actually work at work, and you paid her extra for it? lol
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i would have asked for a different server and then tipped the new server $20
p.s. or talked to the manager and left right away asking for the corporate phone # ....if there is one
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Fozzie_Bear posted:
go back and get her number.
she might also be interested in having you bite the pillow while she has some fun with your backside
oh the lulz
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Assholes like that irritate me. I would have told her to just cancel my order.
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JD_HOGG posted:
Instead of stiffing her, I handed her the cash to pay the bill, plus a $20 tip and said hey, this is for you. Thanks for setting us straight about only ordering ice cream at the counter...we will NEVER EVER order ice cream at your tables again, we'll do you that favor and just order at the counter from now on. I'm not sure if she got the lesson though, she just said hey thanks! and put the money in her pocket. I feel so stupid.
You should feel stupid.
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wait a sec...so some stupid girl whined because she had to actually work at work, and you paid her extra for it? lol
It sounds really bad when you put it that way.
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Well what I thought was she'd learn her lesson because she could have gotten that fat tip every time I showed up and ordered ice cream at the table, but instead I will be ordering at the counter and no tip at all! It made perfect sense at the time.
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In that sort of case, I would have waited for the ice cream to arrive... send it back, then complain to the manager about the server as you angrily left the establishment.
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JD_HOGG posted:
Well what I thought was she'd learn her lesson because she could have gotten that fat tip every time I showed up and ordered ice cream at the table, but instead I will be ordering at the counter and no tip at all! It made perfect sense at the time.
You made the mistake of trying to teach someone a lesson over the most inane exchange ever.
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WulfgarEntreri posted:
JD_HOGG posted:
Well what I thought was she'd learn her lesson because she could have gotten that fat tip every time I showed up and ordered ice cream at the table, but instead I will be ordering at the counter and no tip at all! It made perfect sense at the time.
You made the mistake of trying to teach someone a lesson over the most inane exchange ever.
Yeah. She probably only learned that by being rude she gets better tips.
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Reapist posted:
Assholes like that irritate me. I would have told her to just cancel my order.
This, and depending on how rude it was I would of talked to the manager.
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the problem is, jd, you tried to teach someone stupid a lesson.
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Next time make it $50 and ask her to spit in your food before serving. That'll show her.
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sliyurs posted:
Tip with a penny.
gotta show her that her service blows.
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BritonGuy posted:
Next time make it $50 and ask her to spit in your food before serving. That'll show her.
lol
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