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WANT TO BECOME RICH?
Right now-There is an untapped market that WE'VE GOT TO GET IN FRONT OF NOW!
PAY PER VIEW-POV-SOLDIER CAM!
I need a Legal Team, NOW... Outpost gotem
I need X-Military Front men... Outposts got a few
I need IT Masters...Computer Security...Server Controllers... Koneg, Koneg, Afio+TigerMod.
I need Henchmen!
We will build an empire of gambling, warporn and family members will be our greatest salespeople. "Oh did you see my husband last night?.." Here is the best angle. We're doing it for the TROOPS! Yes that's right! The more subscribers they have, the more MONEY THEY MAKE! The Celebrity factor will be HUGE. Bigger than NASCAR! You think Doritos is going to let their run and gun bulletin boards go live without the BEST body armor in the world? You think Gun Manufacturers would pay to see their awesome weapon every soldier's hand?
The US government is privatizing the Military!
So Should WE!
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Yeah because we just aren't on enough radars - lets do this!!!
effing Baym
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illmyrin
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I think we just need to lay down some proprietary legal foundations and we can begin collecting investors! Everyone will want in! Google will pay us for advertising! The Military will lick our boots because all the sudden the US military is the next best way to get rich beside pro sports! Our Online division, in Nevada, will need to establish ranking systems, odds, daily deals and crossover services with telecom companies. We could establish a Twitter service that sends updates on our subscriber's favorites. Or just buy Twitter! We will offer DHS open monitoring of all of our peer to peer. They should have an easy time catching anyone using our service for intel on troop movements. An example would be, they have SAT images analyzed in real time for anyone receiving an image of our soldiers combat feed. If an Iranian soldier is watching Private Brear's live feed while waiting in ambush our DHS/CENTCOM monitoring systems will red dot the enemy position while alerting both Private Brear and his Commanders.
RICH!
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[face_sign_up]
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It's so disgusting it can't help but make us GOJILLIONS!!!
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You don't think we should offer US soldiers a way to get the Best equipment through sponsorship? You don't feel it's moral to offer our soldiers families the answer to their most tormenting question of all, which is, "is my loved one ok?" You don't feel soldiers deserve million dollar contracts for risking their lives? Please, lets take this as a chance to hone our arguments!
Devils advocate this all you'd like.
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I am (err was) actually afk fapping to this once it set in....
This scheme really revolves around a few key things...
1) Profit
2) Profit
3) Profit
4) Sit back and Profit more
I mean really...
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I think there'd be even MROE MUNNEH from the movie this would spawn.
/cool idea Illy!
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Lets not mention profits over much.. This is really about providing a solution to our nation's problems paying for soldier's health care/equipment. It's about family really.
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Solving a known problem is the first real step in the development of an immediately sell-able product. This is a known fact that is not up for debate.
Problem is identified
Solution is identified
solution solution solution
win win win for everyone involved
Profit
Profit
Profit
/Any questions?
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And The Kids! Poor Kids want to see Daddy at work.
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And The Kids! Poor Kids want to see Daddy at work.
/Family plans - /Family packs...
yet another win for the win column...
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Z-Elder posted:
And The Kids! Poor Kids want to see Daddy at work.
That gives me another idea!
Yes That's right! Now the Battlefield tested Soldier Cam you know and love is available for your children and your elderly parents!
Ever worry what it is your Child Does After School? Tune in and SEE! (all recordings admissible in court) The Watchful Parent package comes with a free months subscription to our mobile device streaming services.
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I love it! Put me in charge of advertisements!
This UAV birdseye is brought to you by Google Maps! When you need pinpoint accuracy locating your target, Google Maps.
The House Cam, brought to you by Bank of America. We make forced eviction entertaining!
All weapons provided by Halliburton and Dick Cheney & Company; shooting people in the face since 2006!
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Altra_Shadowstalker posted:
I love it! Put me in charge of advertisements!
This UAV birdseye is brought to you by Google Maps! When you need pinpoint accuracy locating your target, Google Maps.
The House Cam, brought to you by Bank of America. We make forced eviction entertaining!
All weapons provided by Halliburton and Dick Cheney & Company; shooting people in the face since 2006!
You got the idea - but I think your understanding would put you more into the marketing arena. You need to provide feedback to advertising on how to best express our objectives with a short and brief message.
/Stay Strong, Stay True [fist_pump*]
* Not associated with Fist_ed_Puma in any way. Any association with Fist_ed_Puma is strictly coincidental.
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Where are all our lawyers damn it! I need paper work filed!
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I hate to burst this bubble, but it won't fly. [face_Patton]
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