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I know it sounds unbelievable, that a girl who gets wasted all the time and sleeps with random guys can get pregnant, but it seems to be true. Now some unfortunate man is tied to this train wreck of an individual for the rest of his life. Assuming Snooki doesn't just drink the baby to death.
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/television/jersey-shore-star-snooki-is-pregnant-sources-say/story-e6frfmyi-1226285602618
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Shocking indeed. Helen I think you have better taste, so you are in the clear. Pretty sure however that Phil and Ash need to be DNA tested.
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dude, why do you care?
these insipid people are like trolls they thrive on your attention.
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Cannot. Keep. From. Clicking. I'm so embarrassed. 
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Some guy got rapeda again!! 
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Who?
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Actually they dont sleep around much more than the average girl from what ive seen. But they drink a lot and act stupid.
The guys sleep around a lot but thats because they are celebrities and they dont have to do much to get a girl to come back with them.
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I think we are missing the big picture here.
Who was foolish enough to do that hose beast?
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the one who knows he'll be cashing in a shit load of $$ from this.
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Will she be televising the abortion?
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This will spawn a spinoff reality series in which they start with 30 of the guys who have slept with her and each week they will reveal one that is NOT THE FATHER. (They could only use 30 because the studio wouldn't go for 500 episodes)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck
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tenkly posted:
the one who knows he'll be cashing in a shit load of $$ from this.
Yup.
Kevin Federline is the epitome of what can happen when you knock up some rich trailer trash celebrity....$30 grand a month in alimony.
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Some fap material for you.
Oddly enough, to me she looks better without make up.
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She is one nasty skank
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I bet she's not really like that in real life. Its just a character she plays
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Bout a billion times better without makeup.
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someone give that ape the nobel peace price.
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Altra_Shadowstalker posted:
I bet she's not really like that in real life. Its just a character she plays
So you've never been to New Jersey......
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God no! Only driven through it with the windows up and yet the stink was still able to seep through. Its bad enough only one little river is between me and that cesspool right now. In fact, I think i need to go take a massive New Jersey just to be sure I'm not being infected right now.
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She is nasty.
Jwoww on the other hand, I would not mind getting blitzed with and waking up with her in my bed.
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Sammi is hotter than J wow.
Sammi should come here and sit on my face
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Who?
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Ha now he will get child support from the father. Its a win for her
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grats!
is that why you got engaged recently? shotgun wedding?
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tenkly posted:
Sammi is hotter than J wow.
Sammi should come here and sit on my face
??
who?
j low?
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The only safe thing is to kill it with fire.
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Does anyone think deena is hot?
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