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Topic: I LOVE MUSLIMS

Bat_Avenger Posts: 7,592 Registered: Oct 25, '06 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 7,552 User ID: 1,179,274	Subject: I LOVE MUSLIMS
	I just want to hold them tight, let em snuggle up to my shoulder and tell em it will be ok ..... -----signature----- We are One Nation Under God - Barack "Barry" Obama 1/21/2013 Winning the nobel prize means 8 people in scandanavia liked you - it does not indicate truth, brilliance, or anything else. -dugfromthearth
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FineYoungCannibals Title: Top of the food chain Posts: 74,939 Registered: Jul 14, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 73,108 User ID: 822,330	Subject: I LOVE MUSLIMS
	Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead Muslims and a pile of rocks? A: You can't move a pile of rocks with a pitch fork. -----signature----- FYC
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-Dyslexia- Title: I Was Fir3d by Mithan Posts: 33,659 Registered: May 1, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 32,500 User ID: 93,228	Subject: I LOVE MUSLIMS
	FineYoungCannibals posted: Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead Muslims and a pile of rocks? A: You can't move a pile of rocks with a pitch fork. You are going to hell, straight to hell. Hell of the upside-down sinners. -----signature----- CFO BOREDOM & USELESS SPAM CO. "Dys, If you cannot stand the heat...get your hand outta my panties...." n00berness
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myxomatosis8 Title: amateur zookeeper Posts: 18,778 Registered: Jul 14, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 18,441 User ID: 251,097	Subject: I LOVE MUSLIMS
	FineYoungCannibals posted: Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead Muslims and a pile of rocks? A: You can't move a pile of rocks with a pitch fork. HEY this was a dead/aborted baby joke back in the 90s!! -----signature----- If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
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Cawlin Posts: 20,754 Registered: Feb 22, '05 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 20,667 User ID: 1,030,445	Subject: I LOVE MUSLIMS
	myxomatosis8 posted: FineYoungCannibals posted: Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead Muslims and a pile of rocks? A: You can't move a pile of rocks with a pitch fork. HEY this was a dead/aborted baby joke back in the 90s!! Ahem.... 70s... [face_showing_my_age] Q: How do you get a baby into a glove compartment? A: La Machine* Q: How do you get it out? A: With a straw... *The "La Machine" was a famous food processor from the 70s that sort of became one of those "brand names" that you use in place of the item name - like "Band-Aid" for "adhesive bandage" - kind of like "Cuisinart" is nowadays for "food processor". -----signature----- If ignorance were painful, half the posters here would be on morphine drips. Everyone playing WoW knows everything about playing two classes: 1) their own and 2) Hunters
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_Elwood_ Posts: 7,845 Registered: May 18, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 7,705 User ID: 97,319	Subject: I LOVE MUSLIMS
	dont call me a muslim I been here for years Rockin my peers and puttin suckas in fear Makin the tears rain down like a MON-soon Listen to the bass go BOOM Explosion, overpowerin Over the competition, I'm towerin Wreckin shop, when I drop these lyrics that'll make you call the cops Don't you dare stare, you betta move Don't ever compare Me to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced Competition's payin the price I'm gonna bomb you out (HUUUH!!!) Mama said bomb you out (HUUUH!!!) Shotgun blasts are heard When I rip and kill, at WILL The man of the hour, twin towers of power, I'll devour I'm gonna tie you up and let you understand that I'm not your average man when I got a machette in my hand DAAAAAM!!!!! Oooooohh!! Listen to the way I slaaaaay, your jew Damage (UHH) damage (UHH) damage (UHH) damage Destruction, terror, and mayhem Pass me a sissy so suckas I'll slay him Farmers (What!!!) Farmers (What!!!) I'm ready (we're ready!!!) I think I'm gonna bomb a town (get down!!) Don't u neva, eva, pull my lever Cuz I explode And my nine is easy to load I gotta thank Allah Cuz he gave me the strength to Bomb HARD!! bomb you out, mama said bomb you out -----signature----- Public Enemy tells you, why do you debuff my war im an OG mage. WoW -> Griefers! - 70 undead mage - Griefnova - Spirestone server Topdawg - Real Gamer. - Griefer at heart. Brother Tempus - My True Hero.
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myxomatosis8 Title: amateur zookeeper Posts: 18,778 Registered: Jul 14, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 18,441 User ID: 251,097	Subject: I LOVE MUSLIMS
	Cawlin posted: myxomatosis8 posted: FineYoungCannibals posted: Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead Muslims and a pile of rocks? A: You can't move a pile of rocks with a pitch fork. HEY this was a dead/aborted baby joke back in the 90s!! Ahem.... 70s... [face_showing_my_age] Q: How do you get a baby into a glove compartment? A: La Machine* Q: How do you get it out? A: With a straw... *The "La Machine" was a famous food processor from the 70s that sort of became one of those "brand names" that you use in place of the item name - like "Band-Aid" for "adhesive bandage" - kind of like "Cuisinart" is nowadays for "food processor". Guess it made a comeback in the '90s because I wasn't alive till the very end of the 70s, and I doubt anyone was telling me dead baby jokes before I was 3... -----signature----- If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
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