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Than holding down a 160lb dog. It takes like 4 more hands than I have.
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You put nappies and clothing on your dogs?
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take advice from beltandin and hold them down by the neck
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Your doogie cooperates, he wants to please.
Your daughter has already learned how to eff with you and she likes it.
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lol
you are in soo much trouble later when she is older
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Also just so you know the Snort is not the little birds mother.
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At that age they are beginning to get restless. They are so tired of mostly just laying around.
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Just be glad it's a girl or he'd have peed in your face a couple times already.
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Wait until she's 3 and doesn't want to get dressed.
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Just be glad it's a girl or he'd have peed in your face a couple times already.
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Wait until she's 3 and doesn't want to get dressed.
Or decides that she no longer WANTS to be dressed and proceeds to disrobe in the middle of the grocery store while you are comparing canned peas.
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My son never peed in my face, he did bust a diapy free projectile poop once though
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Wait until she's 3 and doesn't want to get dressed.
Or decides that she no longer WANTS to be dressed and proceeds to disrobe in the middle of the grocery store while you are comparing canned peas.
 Thank goodness I never had that happen!
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Wait until she's 3 and doesn't want to get dressed.
Or decides that she no longer WANTS to be dressed and proceeds to disrobe in the middle of the grocery store while you are comparing canned peas.
Yikes.
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Sarena_WE posted:
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Wait until she's 3 and doesn't want to get dressed.
Or decides that she no longer WANTS to be dressed and proceeds to disrobe in the middle of the grocery store while you are comparing canned peas.
This is why canned peas will be on the menu for her rehearsal dinner. So you can tell that story to all her future in-laws.
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Sarena_WE posted:
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Wait until she's 3 and doesn't want to get dressed.
Or decides that she no longer WANTS to be dressed and proceeds to disrobe in the middle of the grocery store while you are comparing canned peas.
Ok, that's pretty bad.
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i would back hand a child who decided to disrobe in the middle of any public place. but i can't stand human children and feel that they should all be placed into a cage until they're old enough to be gladiators.
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Sarena_WE posted:
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Wait until she's 3 and doesn't want to get dressed.
Or decides that she no longer WANTS to be dressed and proceeds to disrobe in the middle of the grocery store while you are comparing canned peas.
Apparently i was famous for that one. Especially because my older sister saw me as her personal dress-up doll, so she'd dress me in some crazy outfit, go to show Mum and Dad at which point i would run off, stripping off my clothes as i went.
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Haha ohh that brings back memories, my son was calm as could be while getting changed but my eldest daughter.... what a monster to change the diaper on lol! Kid could twist better than any pretzel/slinky/spineless jello monster and had the evilest laugh doing it.... they know, ohhhhh they know they are giving you a hard time and winning lol!
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Haha ohh that brings back memories, my son was calm as could be while getting changed but my eldest daughter.... what a monster to change the diaper on lol! Kid could twist better than any pretzel/slinky/spineless jello monster and had the evilest laugh doing it.... they know, ohhhhh they know they are giving you a hard time and winning lol!
Oh she knows, she thinks its funny as hell. Laughing the entire time.
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Give her a toy to play with while you are dressing her. It'll help a lot to keep her interested in something other than what you're doing. Work fast.
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She doesnt care about any of her toys. She's a fan of eating paper and dog hair and things like that.
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Jennifer_the_Great posted:
Give her a toy to play with while you are dressing her. It'll help a lot to keep her interested in something other than what you're doing. Work fast.
That gives you enough time to tape one side. Then she sees something else and rolls out.
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Luckily I only witnessed the aforementioned event. Both my sons were really good about keeping their clothes on. It'll probably catch up with me when they are teens though...
on a side note, WTH is up with all the GD pink in people's icon/sigs/titles/names.
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on a side note, WTH is up with all the GD pink in people's icon/sigs/titles/names.
UGH!
We are supporting Foxy's breasts I think. Or just boobs in general, I dunno. I do like boobs though.
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obviously you haven't mastered the technique... usually by the second child you have it down.
the key is holding both ankles in one hand, and once you have the new diaper under her, you have to be faster than the speed of light.
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obviously you haven't mastered the technique... usually by the second child you have it down.
the key is holding both ankles in one hand, and once you have the new diaper under her, you have to be faster than the speed of light.
every time i try the two ankles in one hand technique she is over on her belly faster than not.
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why does she need a diaper? wont the dogs clean up the mess?
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obviously you haven't mastered the technique... usually by the second child you have it down.
the key is holding both ankles in one hand, and once you have the new diaper under her, you have to be faster than the speed of light.
every time i try the two ankles in one hand technique she is over on her belly faster than not.
its difficult, but you have to keep the legs bent at the right angle to prevent the rolling over.
Edit: also, they way you hold the ankles in the hand makes a difference as well. a finger or two between the ankles helps keep them from twisting too.
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My Daughter was born with a dislocated hip (Undiagnosed breech ending in emergency section) and spent the first 4 months of her life in this godawful contraption that held her legs spread eagled so that the ball joint would form correctly. Every time we changed her the thing had to be removed and you could see the happiness on her face when it came off, then the utter horror came when you finished changing her and had to put the thing back on. It obviously hurt and it genuinely felt like we were torturing her.
She was the most well behaved baby in the world being changed when that thing was finally gone for good. As a side effect of this she is now in fact the toughest child in the world, yesterday while dancing she managed to dive headfirst into a doorframe, you could feel the thump she made when she connected through the floor, my wife and I both jumped up ready to comfort her but she just got up said "ow" and carried on dancing. After staring incredulously at each other we noticed the brand new purple gumball sized lump on her forhead. It was only after we started to check the bump out that my daughter even noticed it existed and that she might in fact be able to score some sympathy and treats from it if she acted out!
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My Daughter was born with a dislocated hip (Undiagnosed breech ending in emergency section) and spent the first 4 months of her life in this godawful contraption that held her legs spread eagled so that the ball joint would form correctly. Every time we changed her the thing had to be removed and you could see the happiness on her face when it came off, then the utter horror came when you finished changing her and had to put the thing back on. It obviously hurt and it genuinely felt like we were torturing her.
She was the most well behaved baby in the world being changed when that thing was finally gone for good. As a side effect of this she is now in fact the toughest child in the world, yesterday while dancing she managed to dive headfirst into a doorframe, you could feel the thump she made when she connected through the floor, my wife and I both jumped up ready to comfort her but she just got up said "ow" and carried on dancing. After staring incredulously at each other we noticed the brand new purple gumball sized lump on her forhead. It was only after we started to check the bump out that my daughter even noticed it existed and that she might in fact be able to score some sympathy and treats from it if she acted out!
I hope you checked her pupils.
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Checked pupils, vision, asked her if she felt sick and monitored her for a couple of hours when she would otherwise have been napping 
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you are a good dad
glad she is ok now!
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Just be glad it's a girl or he'd have peed in your face a couple times already.
Rho
LOL My little brother did that all the time from what I heard.
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on a side note, WTH is up with all the GD pink in people's icon/sigs/titles/names.
UGH!
We are supporting Foxy's breasts I think. Or just boobs in general, I dunno. I do like boobs though.
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When they got big enough to roll over and liked to torment me by doing so, I started changing them on the floor. Put baby on the floor, sit down next to her and throw a leg over her belly- just enough pressure to keep her from rolling over. Proceed to change diaper. Works great especially as they get to be a toddler, haha.
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Velcro pad on her back and one on the changing table... also on the back of her arms so she can't use them for momentum. Problem solved. Get the industrial strength ones to counter her super-human baby strength.
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the_tessa posted:
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obviously you haven't mastered the technique... usually by the second child you have it down.
the key is holding both ankles in one hand, and once you have the new diaper under her, you have to be faster than the speed of light.
every time i try the two ankles in one hand technique she is over on her belly faster than not.
use the elbow of the same hand that is holding the ankles to GENTLY hold the baby at its center of gravity area <stomach area>. you have to work quick with the other hand to get the diaper under the tushy and ready to be taped on the sides. with practice you can get one side taped before letting go of the legs to do the final side of the diaper.
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i love watching parents trying to bathe, diaper or clothe a baby.
its fun, and funny.
and soemtimes in the nicest tones as to not scare the child, the most awesome cuss words come out lol
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