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Cracka and Sneezy were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall.
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Cracka said to the Sneezy, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.". Sure enough, just a moment later, Reapist walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass. Then in a loud voice asked, "What are you sellin' here?"
Sneezy replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes." Without skipping a beat, Reapist said, "You must be doing well. Only two left."
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I just love a happy ending.
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LOL
I think we need a better business plan, who's going to buy something that is so plentiful?
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LOL
I think we need a better business plan, who's going to buy something that is so plentiful?
2 words: Bottled Water
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Ak has a point.
We just need a logo and a marketing team. Obviously something goatse themed.
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The real problem is packaging them.
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I'm thinking ball gags and wide red ribbon.
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Put lipstick on them and sell them as used Mardi Gras hookers.
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I don't think 'used' is a connotation that would be successful.
I'm sure Fresh Assholes would be much better.
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Reapist posted:
Without skipping a beat, Reapist said, "You must be doing well. Only two left."
Cracka, the handsome devil he is, replied, "That does not matter, you are our all time best seller."
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I am here all week folks, do not forget to tip your waitresses.
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I tipped her but she was so fat she bounced right back up like a Weeble.
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I tipped her but she was so fat she bounced right back up like a Weeble.
cumbat was yo waitress? You don't say!
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Gotta have some fake classification.
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Bravo
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Gotta have some fake classification.
I wasn't sold until I saw it was grade A.
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Ah-Schoo posted:
Gotta have some fake classification.
I would suggest an upgraded marketing strategy.
"and we're all out of donuts"
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Ticky spends 14 seconds and makes hers look better. 
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It took like 3 minutes. I had remake the text.
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LOL
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I like the font too.
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Next week on "Mall Walkers!" we meet up with Reapist, grand champion of the Walkin-N-Talking Olympics held last year, and Mithan, Special Lieutenant of the Mall Cops Division, as they go after someone known only as .Kid., the notorious terrorist of the Mall. Will we finally know the meanings behind the backwards K? Will Reapist go into Protective Custody at the Lost & Found for what he saw? Will Mithan find a reason to utilize his bear mace?
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TickyAtack posted:
Ah-Schoo posted:
Gotta have some fake classification.
I would suggest an upgraded marketing strategy.
"and we're all out potato"
FIFY
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Wow, I got my name first without a haggle. Usually business partners argue or at least discuss who gets first billing.
WAIT A SEC! Does that mean I am the bigger ahole? 
Sneezy and Ticky rezzed Reap's lame crap to something actually funny! Bravo! 
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Reapist posted:
TickyAtack posted:
Ah-Schoo posted:
Gotta have some fake classification.
I would suggest an upgraded marketing strategy.
"and we're all out potato"
FIFY
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Wow, I got my name first without a haggle. Usually business partners argue or at least discuss who gets first billing.
WAIT A SEC! Does that mean I am the bigger ahole?
Sneezy and Ticky rezzed Reap's lame crap to something actually funny! Bravo!
Well, I'm black, and you're white so obviously you have to get top billing. It has nothing to do with who's the bigger ahole.
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I think my alt is revolting against me. No, remember I am the black guy, you are the smart, funny, talented Canadian.
Dammit, sending out a new memo now.
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Those advertisements are awesome, I'll buy two fresh assholes, please.
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I think my alt is revolting against me. No, remember I am the black guy, you are the smart, funny, talented Canadian.
Dammit, sending out a new memo now.
Buy gold?
Gosh I'm so confused now.
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Ah-Schoo posted:
Gotta have some fake classification.
I would suggest an upgraded marketing strategy.
"and we're all out of donuts"
color the center red
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Ak has a point.
We just need a logo and a marketing team. Obviously something goatse themed.
thought that word was insta ban
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mightbe posted:
Ah-Schoo posted:
Ak has a point.
We just need a logo and a marketing team. Obviously something goatse themed.
thought that word was insta ban
Only if I or a select few others said it.
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I have pocket shareholders, I'm safe.
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me for mod! 
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I love me 
Go..VO..GO... 
I God of miself.