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He never has gotten into anything before when I left him in the car.
They were shoved way under the seat, each individually wrapped and in separate bags.
He got one of them, didn't rip the bag or the wrapper. we were gone for like 6 minutes lol
Little sh*t.
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You....left your dog in the car?
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AkagiyamaMissile posted:
You....left your dog in the car?
This isn't vegas, they don't burn to a crisp if left in the car.
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Maybe the anxiety of being alone in there had him on edge? Had you fed him recently?
And, if he didn't rip the bag or wrapper....he just pulled the bag with the sandwich out? Still edible?
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Lol no he ate the entire thing.
He's never had anxiety about being left in the car before. I bet it just smelled good. He is a lab, freaking bottomless pits. He also got fed about 20 min before that.
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lol! Yikes, dats gonna be one 'massive poop' later. 
Well, now you know doggie and Subway = bad left alone. 
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And he didn't get the second one?
The plan has failed. He needed to get them both
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the_great_ontex posted:
And he didn't get the second one?
The plan has failed. He needed to get them both
Well, at least he is willing to share, unlike his humans who were gonna eat them both.
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wut 1 tater say otter tater?
OMG THAT IS FUNNY OMG OMG
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OMG I KNOW YOU RECREATED SLICED BREAD OF FUNNY!!!!
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Hyperimiator posted:
the_great_ontex posted:
And he didn't get the second one?
The plan has failed. He needed to get them both
Well, at least he is willing to share, unlike his humans who were gonna eat them both.
probably ran out of storage.
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He never has gotten into anything before when I left him in the car.
They were shoved way under the seat, each individually wrapped and in separate bags.
He got one of them, didn't rip the bag or the wrapper. we were gone for like 6 minutes lol
Little sh*t.
well you dont need to feed him tomorrow.
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Labs will eat till they explode.
He probably was looking for a beer to wash the other one down.
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regulator_cracka posted:
wut 1 tater say otter tater?
OMG THAT IS FUNNY OMG OMG
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OMG I KNOW YOU RECREATED SLICED BREAD OF FUNNY!!!!
I knew FD was RC's alt.
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AkagiyamaMissile posted:
regulator_cracka posted:
wut 1 tater say otter tater?
OMG THAT IS FUNNY OMG OMG
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OMG I KNOW YOU RECREATED SLICED BREAD OF FUNNY!!!!
I knew FD was RC's alt.
Am I the creator or the creation?
Obviously you were not here for ticket/de crowning drunk moment.
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AkagiyamaMissile posted:
You....left your dog in the car?
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Dude, the high today was like 40f. We don't live in a flat ishthole, remember?
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regulator_cracka posted:
wut 1 tater say otter tater?
OMG THAT IS FUNNY OMG OMG
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OMG I KNOW YOU RECREATED SLICED BREAD OF FUNNY!!!!
Wait, how the fk did I get involved in this?
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I'm thinking about getting a lab also 
A yellow lab, though. Need to make sure it is okay with my apartment manager people first
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I'm thinking about getting a lab also
A yellow lab, though. Need to make sure it is okay with my apartment manager people first
OH, like ACF they do not allow BLACK Labs?
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regulator_cracka posted:
the_great_ontex posted:
I'm thinking about getting a lab also
A yellow lab, though. Need to make sure it is okay with my apartment manager people first
OH, like ACF they do not allow BLACK Labs?
Black labs are fking dumb. I used to breed chocolate labs, though. For slave labor.
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Been there done that, but with a dog who had monkey skills.
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I would feel too insecure with a black lab inside my apartment. What if suddenly stuff of mine disappears? I'm not saying the black lab did it, but he probably did cause well... you know
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the_great_ontex posted:
I would feel too insecure with a black lab inside my apartment. What if suddenly stuff of mine disappears? I'm not saying the black lab did it, but he probably did cause well... you know
Oh damn! Rarely, and I mean RARELY, do I chuckle out loud from something I read here....but  .
And if your SO looked satisfied for once, you would think he probably did cause well......
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OMG YOU GUYS!!!!!!!! I didn't even realize it! We got trolled!!!!!!
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You guys...that's the next movie in her series coming out for On Demand.
I totally misposted! 
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the_great_ontex posted:
I would feel too insecure with a black lab inside my apartment. What if suddenly stuff of mine disappears? I'm not saying the black lab did it, but he probably did cause well... you know
HOW DARE YOU INSULT MOST OF MURPHY!
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the_great_ontex posted:
I would feel too insecure with a black lab inside my apartment. What if suddenly stuff of mine disappears? I'm not saying the black lab did it, but he probably did cause well... you know
this makes so much sense, I've been looking everywhere for my new sweatshirt, but I bet my daughter's dog stole it, being that she's half black lab.
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My dog is smart as fuck. She basically taught herself to paw the coiled doorstop thing when she wants to go outside. It's a step above barking, next level aural communication.
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AkagiyamaMissile posted:
You....left your dog in the car?
Portlandia Episode where someone leashed a dog to the light pole...
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Jezza_Belle posted:
the_great_ontex posted:
I would feel too insecure with a black lab inside my apartment. What if suddenly stuff of mine disappears? I'm not saying the black lab did it, but he probably did cause well... you know
this makes so much sense, I've been looking everywhere for my new sweatshirt, but I bet my daughter's dog stole it, being that she's half black lab.
Her dog is Presidential then!
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so the dog acted like a dog.
hell if it was my shelties, you probably wouldnt have even had wrappers left... leaving you to wonder if you had imagined buying the footlongs.
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Wait, how the fk did I get involved in this?
Let me explain it for you.
Bet you wish you never taught me how to google search here now.
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Anyone should have seen this coming.
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I bet while eating the footlong he was like, "u cumming bro?"
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Kah_v2 posted:
I bet while eating the footlong he was like, "u cumming bro?"
lol
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Your dog needs to be on the local TV stations Wednesday feature of spying on your dog after you leave the house. They set up some cameras and watch the dogs go.
Its usually the ones they never pick as the troublemakers as causing the most trouble. Some hilarious moments.
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
regulator_cracka posted:
the_great_ontex posted:
I'm thinking about getting a lab also
A yellow lab, though. Need to make sure it is okay with my apartment manager people first
OH, like ACF they do not allow BLACK Labs?
Black labs are fking dumb. I used to breed chocolate labs, though. For slave labor.
well that explains why they have such big penises.
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