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http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/porsche-stuck-wet-cement-proves-karma-exists-210302568.html
On Thursday, the driver of a Porsche 911 decided he'd take a shortcut around some construction cones and drove straight into wet concrete near Marina Green on Marina Blvd. in San Francisco.
"It was coned off," according to Bobswire, a user of the Paceline bike forums. "He was just trying to sneak in from a side street. [The] concrete looked solid." Bobswire reports that the hapless driver remained stuck in his car. "He didn't want to open the door and have concrete get in; the whole undercarriage and brakes will need to [be] cleaned or replaced."
Whether the uncured pavement was concrete, asphaltic concrete, or just plain cement is up for debate. What's unquestionable, however, is that this is the best Lightning McQueen impression we've seen since Cars. Check out more photos below, then write your own punchline in the comments section.
comment at the top: They say that driving a Porsche is like becoming one with the road.
that, I'd say is /thread
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That little bit of impatience is going to cost him a lot of money.
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But if he can afford a Porsche, he can afford his profanity
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self untitled tool face
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what a dope!
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if only somebody could have video'd the scene when he went in... THAT woulda been awesome
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LOL
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Shazami posted:
But if he can afford a Porsche, he can afford his fuckups
How do you know he can afford it?
I weep for that beautiful vehicle. 
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-VanDraegon- posted:
That little bit of impatience is going to cost him a lot of money.
Hopefully out of pocket and not covered by insurance.
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PoS stuck in concrete.
Hah.
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Fozzie_Bear posted:
http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/porsche-stuck-wet-cement-proves-karma-exists-210302568.html
On Thursday, the driver of a Porsche 911 decided he'd take a shortcut around some construction cones and drove straight into wet concrete near Marina Green on Marina Blvd. in San Francisco.
"It was coned off," according to Bobswire, a user of the Paceline bike forums. "He was just trying to sneak in from a side street. [The] concrete looked solid." Bobswire reports that the hapless driver remained stuck in his car. "He didn't want to open the door and have concrete get in; the whole undercarriage and brakes will need to [be] cleaned or replaced."
Whether the uncured pavement was concrete, asphaltic concrete, or just plain cement is up for debate. What's unquestionable, however, is that this is the best Lightning McQueen impression we've seen since Cars. Check out more photos below, then write your own punchline in the comments section.
comment at the top: They say that driving a Porsche is like becoming one with the road.
that, I'd say is /thread
Idiot writer needs to learn what cement is.
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Banelord_FF posted:
Fozzie_Bear posted:
http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/porsche-stuck-wet-cement-proves-karma-exists-210302568.html
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Whether the uncured pavement was concrete, asphaltic concrete, or just plain cement is up for debate. What's unquestionable, however, is that this is the best Lightning McQueen impression we've seen since Cars. Check out more photos below, then write your own punchline in the comments section.
comment at the top: They say that driving a Porsche is like becoming one with the road.
that, I'd say is /thread
Idiot writer needs to learn what cement is.
I read that line as "I'll put in different mixes of aggregate and cement that could possibly be on a road, because there is bound to be some douche who will write into the paper to show off saying exactly what it's composed of. Since I'm a lazy writer and it makes no difference to the story, I'm not even going to worry about finding out what exactly the car was stuck in."
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Im gonna be super honest here... it didnt
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I saw that on yahoo yesterday. Difficult seeing a beautiful car like that soiled.
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myxomatosis8 posted:
Banelord_FF posted:
Fozzie_Bear posted:
http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/porsche-stuck-wet-cement-proves-karma-exists-21030256 8.html
[...]
Whether the uncured pavement was concrete, asphaltic concrete, or just plain cement is up for debate. What's unquestionable, however, is that this is the best Lightning McQueen impression we've seen since Cars. Check out more photos below, then write your own punchline in the comments section.
comment at the top: They say that driving a Porsche is like becoming one with the road.
that, I'd say is /thread
Idiot writer needs to learn what cement is.
I read that line as "I'll put in different mixes of aggregate and cement that could possibly be on a road, because there is bound to be some douche who will write into the paper to show off saying exactly what it's composed of. Since I'm a lazy writer and it makes no difference to the story, I'm not even going to worry about finding out what exactly the car was stuck in."
You'd think the concrete truck in one of the pictures would be a giveaway.
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should leave it in there long enough he cant ever recover it.
idiot shouldnt be behind the wheel
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DqTxfYPlgg
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Serves him right for driving a chick car.
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My brother owned a porsche for quite a while and I drove it a few times. It wasn't even fun to drive imo. Of course I did like the attention. People really like to check you out when you get out of one.
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It's because they are expecting a chick to get out of it.
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Tai-Daishar_MT posted:
It's because they are expecting a chick to get out of it.
Then I didn't disappoint!
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