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Topic: I've been awake for 36 hours, just starting to get tired and....

Ptilk Title: Creepy old pirate Posts: 50,658 Registered: Feb 13, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 48,530 User ID: 645,124	Subject: I've been awake for 36 hours, just starting to get tired and....
	I get called for emergency back-up baby sitter duty. I wonder if you can safely lock a 30 month old in the bathroom with a bowl of food on the floor or something? -----signature----- (none)
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FineYoungCannibals Title: Top of the food chain Posts: 74,939 Registered: Jul 14, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 73,108 User ID: 822,330	Subject: I've been awake for 36 hours, just starting to get tired and....
	Mon: eat your vegetables or you're going to uncle Ptilk's house Kids: nom non non -----signature----- FYC
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Fozzie_Bear Posts: 48,479 Registered: Dec 20, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 47,515 User ID: 558,887	Subject: I've been awake for 36 hours, just starting to get tired and....
	Thanks for watching our kid, did you change him? Probably. -----signature----- The Oatmeal Butterscotch paired with a Snickerdoodle turned my cynical penis into a happy vagina Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate, it made my new vagina spontaneously sing the Trolololo Song in an elevator. ---AkagiyamaMissile
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Ptilk Title: Creepy old pirate Posts: 50,658 Registered: Feb 13, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 48,530 User ID: 645,124	Subject: I've been awake for 36 hours, just starting to get tired and....
	I've watched him before, he is easy to handle, pop cartoon into dvd player, put a blanket on the floor in front of TV and put a bunch of toy trucks and some tennis balls on it. Put him in the middle of them all. Keep some cut up apples in a bowl at hand for snacks, watch cartoons with him till he falls asleep. Snoop around the house after he is asleep to see what weird stuff they are up to these days. -----signature----- (none)
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AkagiyamaMissile Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant Posts: 41,132 Registered: Apr 22, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 40,523 User ID: 793,759	Subject: I've been awake for 36 hours, just starting to get tired and....
	Ptilk posted: I've watched him before, he is easy to handle, pop cartoon into dvd player, put a blanket on the floor in front of TV and put a bunch of toy trucks and some tennis balls on it. Put him in the middle of them all. Keep some cut up apples in a bowl at hand for snacks, watch cartoons with him till he falls asleep. Snoop around the house after he is asleep to see what weird stuff they are up to these days. Always start with the medicine cabinet. Then move to bedroom drawers. Oh and if you need to stay awake, grab a on the way to their place. -----signature----- Stupidity is hard to get rid of, but at least I can admit I have a problem -Mithan- Gobble Gobble Mother******! -Thankskilling and off course divers license don't count either this sucks balls.-FD Bring it on like Donkey Kong
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Caledric Title: Pew! Pew! Pew! Posts: 22,743 Registered: Dec 22, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 21,691 User ID: 570,169	Subject: I've been awake for 36 hours, just starting to get tired and....
	AkagiyamaMissile posted: Ptilk posted: I've watched him before, he is easy to handle, pop cartoon into dvd player, put a blanket on the floor in front of TV and put a bunch of toy trucks and some tennis balls on it. Put him in the middle of them all. Keep some cut up apples in a bowl at hand for snacks, watch cartoons with him till he falls asleep. Snoop around the house after he is asleep to see what weird stuff they are up to these days. Always start with the medicine cabinet. Then move to bedroom drawers. Oh and if you need to stay awake, grab a on the way to their place. Don't forget to check under the mattress. -----signature----- Planetside 2 -- Outcasters "As One" Marmot BR 0 (waiting for beta!)
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Ptilk Title: Creepy old pirate Posts: 50,658 Registered: Feb 13, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 48,530 User ID: 645,124	Subject: I've been awake for 36 hours, just starting to get tired and....
	LOL Thanks for the tips. I'm off for a fun night. I'm going to teach him another limerick, just like I did the last time I got dragooned into sitter duty. -----signature----- (none)
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-Foxy- Title: Moderator Ãœber Brat Posts: 110,094 Registered: May 29, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 107,357 User ID: 683,944	Subject: I've been awake for 36 hours, just starting to get tired and....
	you would make an AWESOME babysitter lol -----signature----- Long suffering vassal to Xarkath, U.P. - Forever and ever
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notmforce2k Posts: 96,434 Registered: Oct 9, '11 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 2,235 User ID: 1,430,866	Subject: I've been awake for 36 hours, just starting to get tired and....
	Heh, with how much I hear about online blogs/message boards/chats/whatever being used against people in court... I'm outta here. -----signature----- (none)
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