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So I am in the financial department working on a few computers. Hear a conversation that goes something like this.
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This lady has two kids. She is on food stamps and x,y,z government assistance.
She wants to have another kid, but she can't afford the two she has.
From what we've seen she only wants another one, because she is jealous of the attention her sister in-law is getting.
What is worse is... she can't have the kid on her own. So she will need help from her doctor to get pregnant.
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What a F*!(ing world!
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No more abortions!
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sounds hot
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Forced sterization for the mother and child services for the kids.
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I was shopping for clothes other day and I was ease dropping. Apparently it isn't ok for a 20 year old guy to be going out with a 30 year old. He couldn't even take her to the bar on her bday. 
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Jyiiga posted:
So I am in the financial department working on a few computers. Hear a conversation that goes something like this.
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This lady has two kids. She is on food stamps and x,y,z government assistance.
She wants to have another kid, but she can't afford the two she has.
From what we've seen she only wants another one, because she is jealous of the attention her sister in-law is getting.
What is worse is... she can't have the kid on her own. So she will need help from her doctor to get pregnant.
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What a F*!(ing world!
That's life
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Eaves-dropping is all well and good until you hear something you really didnt want to lol
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What a world we live in when people make up words when trying to say "eavesdropping"
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so, where is the money for IVF coming from if she's on foodstamps and some other kind of public assistance?
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dropping it with ease, bitches!
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I love eavesdropping in a hospital..
When I got a skate across the hand I had to get stitches
I thought the same thing.. as you would walk by every room, a whole entire different story was being told
I can see where they get the idea for the ER shows
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Brandun posted:
I love eavesdropping in a hospital..
When I got a skate across the hand I had to get stitches
I thought the same thing.. as you would walk by every room, a whole entire different story was being told
I can see where they get the idea for the ER shows
last time I eavesdropped in the urgent care the girl in the next curtain was getting a MRSA infection drained. I told my daughter, "Don't touch ANYTHING on our way out!"
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Jezza_Belle posted:
last time I eavesdropped in the urgent care the girl in the next curtain was getting a MRSA infection drained. I told my daughter, "Don't touch ANYTHING on our way out!"
You're both probably already colonized with MRSA. Just don't use your boogers as a band-aid...
Edit: Stay away from your vagina too; 89% concordance between nasal and vaginal colonization. I'm gonna blame it on 69ing, but it might just be v2m.
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