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Got a text from a number I didn't recognize. Said, "how you hanging old man".
I responded with, "To the right, half hard, and a bit bored with interweb porn" figured what the hell? I don't know this person anyway.
Upon rereading the text, I scrolled down and saw the signature....it was from my daughters girlfriend. Ooops.
Thankfully upon further discussion we worked out the fact that I didn't know it was her and she thought it was hilarious...but damn that could have been really bad.
I'm not so much embarrassed as I am sad. Jebus, what the hell was I thinking? 
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lol, ooops
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seriously ptilk, i love you. 
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A+
Would read again.
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Lmao.
Wait how old is your daughter's girlfriend? What are we talking about here.
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Kordirn posted:
A+
Would read again.
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Gildash posted:
Lmao.
Wait how old is your daughter's girlfriend? What are we talking about here.
I assume his daughter caught the gay from Caoilin.
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Caoilin posted:
seriously ptilk, i love you.
no kidding lol
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My daughter is 24, her girlfriend is 39.
My kid takes after me, we both love a sexy woman no matter what age she is. I'm pretty sure my kid isn't as stupid with texting as I am however. 
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Maybe her girlfriend wants a man for a change of pace.
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"how you hanging old man"
You were totally setup. 
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no pics of milf and daughter?
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Kordirn posted:
That actually made me burst out laughing.
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Caoilin posted:
seriously ptilk, i love you.
We need to get him in the relationship.
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I have a really good relationship with both my daughter and her girlfriend. Never even think about the fact that they are gay to be honest. It's just my kid and her girlfriend, they have been together for a couple of years and really seem to get along great.
Takes something like this thread to remind me that this isn't the typical family. Never even thought about that fact as I posted the thread. It was about me being an idiot with text messages, not about her being gay. But whatever, it would have been much more embarrassing if she wasn't gay and I sent that to her boyfriend.
Oh, and some people here have seen piktars of my kid. Not going to happen for the rest of you, not now anyway. You pervs.
Oh and much to you too Caoilin 
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is she the pitcher or catcher
your daughter that is
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I'd rather see Ptilk. 
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Ah-Schoo posted:
I'd rather see Ptilk.
Pretty much feel the same. I'd rather get a picture for my head of people I talk to.
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There are no piktars of me on the interweb.
Don't want to break anyone's monitor
I'm old as hell and have a big nose and a jewfro....if that helps any.
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Ptilk posted:
There are no piktars of me on the interweb.
Don't want to break anyone's monitor
I'm old as hell and have a big nose and a jewfro....if that helps any.
What about pictures of your daughter?
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just pics of your mouth
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Ptilk posted:
There are no piktars of me on the interweb.
Don't want to break anyone's monitor
I'm old as hell and have a big nose and a jewfro....if that helps any.
Indeed.
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Reapist posted:
Ah-Schoo posted:
I'd rather see Ptilk.
Pretty much feel the same. I'd rather get a picture for my head of people I talk to.
That's exactly it.
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Hah
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Ptilk posted:
I have a really good relationship with both my daughter and her girlfriend. Never even think about the fact that they are gay to be honest. It's just my kid and her girlfriend, they have been together for a couple of years and really seem to get along great.
Takes something like this thread to remind me that this isn't the typical family. Never even thought about that fact as I posted the thread. It was about me being an idiot with text messages, not about her being gay. But whatever, it would have been much more embarrassing if she wasn't gay and I sent that to her boyfriend.
Oh, and some people here have seen piktars of my kid. Not going to happen for the rest of you, not now anyway. You pervs.
Oh and much to you too Caoilin
You're a good dad.
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awwwwww... 
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Kordirn posted:
A+
Would read again.
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classic moments when texting.
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Well she did call him an old man. That opens her up to any kind of response.
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Ptilk is definitely one of the ACFers I'd love to have a drink with some time just to shoot the breeze. There aren't enough genuine personalities on ACF O(like Ptilk), which is why I come and go so often.
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AkagiyamaMissile posted:
Kordirn posted:
That actually made me burst out laughing.
Sylva and I also. LOL.
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LOL
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