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Stone me, call me a blasphemous heathen, whatever- I just do not get what the big fuss is over red velvet cakes/cupcakes. It's just a cake that's a cross between butter/buttermilk cake and chocolate cake, with a metric ton of red food coloring dumped in and topped with cream cheese frosting. Thanks but if I want cake, I'd rather have it without an ingredient that will probably make it look like my innards are bleeding the next time I use the restroom.
Gimme a rich chocolate cake any day. Black velvet, anyone?
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i prefer a white cake
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Red velvet is tasty
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Most of the time if I want cake, I want a rich butter cake with chocolate frosting. Most chocolate cakes are super dry, bleh. However, I have the most amazing recipe for a from-scratch chocolate cake with the most beautiful billowy light chocolate frosting, and it just turns me into a limp puddle on the floor when I eat it. SO DELICIOUS
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BLASPHEMOUS HEATHEN!!1
Red Velvet is what dreams are made of. 
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-Foxy- posted:
i prefer a white cake
Or yellow
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notmforce2k posted:
Red Velvet is what nightmares and indigestion are made of.
FTFY GOOD SIR
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Touche.
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What's with this cross-posting nonsense? 
The food coloring is the crappy part. Make it with beets instead!
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Gaevren posted:
Most of the time if I want cake, I want a rich butter cake with chocolate frosting. Most chocolate cakes are super dry, bleh. However, I have the most amazing recipe for a from-scratch chocolate cake with the most beautiful billowy light chocolate frosting, and it just turns me into a limp puddle on the floor when I eat it. SO DELICIOUS
lol what? maybe if the person who makes them does it wrong...
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Gaevren posted:
Most of the time if I want cake, I want a rich butter cake with chocolate frosting. Most chocolate cakes are super dry, bleh. However, I have the most amazing recipe for a from-scratch chocolate cake with the most beautiful billowy light chocolate frosting, and it just turns me into a limp puddle on the floor when I eat it. SO DELICIOUS
So now I need your recipe!
I've never cared for red velvet cake. Too much food coloring.
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If I'm going to have cream cheese frosting, I'd rather make a carrot cake.
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carrot cake is yummy!
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-Foxy- posted:
carrot cake is yummy!
truth
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Gaevren posted:
-Foxy- posted:
carrot cake is yummy!
truth
Agreed.
I like red velvet cake too though, but pretty much from only one place. Oooh. Maybe I'll get a cupcake from there this weekend!
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Valentines day is all about red.
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Gaevren posted:
-Foxy- posted:
carrot cake is yummy!
truth
Carrot cake is my very favorite.
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Red velvet with food coloring? the stuff i always get has cherries blended into it to give it the red color. and the only good cake is no bake cheese cake
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jonus156 posted:
Red velvet with food coloring? the stuff i always get has cherries blended into it to give it the red color. and the only good cake is no bake cheese cake
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/sara-moulton/southern-red-velvet-cake-recipe/index.html
This one is pretty common - TWO TABLESPOONS of red food coloring. A few other recipes I searched on 'only' had one tablespoon of red food coloring.
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My mom used to make a killer german chocolate cake. Yummm
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chocolate cake is the only way to go.
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Varece posted:
My mom used to make a killer german chocolate cake. Yummm
I was going to say, no love for German chocolate? They're awesome.
Another top pick for me is Black Forest.
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-Accident- posted:
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My mom used to make a killer german chocolate cake. Yummm
I was going to say, no love for German chocolate? They're awesome.
Another top pick for me is Black Forest.
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This thread is fundamentally flawed as we ALL know that Pie > Caek!
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i prefer a white cake
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German chocolate...yummm!
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cheesecake!
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Ibbeh posted:
cheesecake!
I like you!
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Red Velvet cakes are for white trash and republicans.
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I am not a fan of red velvet at all, it's usually dry as f***.
the very first cake I ever made was from my mom's recipe for Black Forest Chocolate Cake.
You'd like that one.
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Gaevren posted:
Ibbeh posted:
cheesecake!
I like you!
cheese cake is nasty
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