Ptilk
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I don't ask much out of life, but smooth sheets that smell nice are one of my few demands.
How can someone mess that up? All you have to do is put the damn sheets on the bed. Where they go is self evident...jebus. Think I'll be hiring a new housekeeper tomorrow....
Note...I don't have a housekeeper now. I'm poor and make my own bed. So I'm mad at me...or something.
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darn sheets
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no one cares about your sheets, tell us a story mr story man
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Ptilk
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As long as they aren't dripping wet...
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time to discuss it with your housekeeper at a slightly higher volume in case she misses the dissatisfaction in your voice... remember
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I'm weird about my sheets too. I like a smooth bed. 
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FineYoungCannibals
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a few months ago my wife came home from shopping, i asked, what you get?
new sheets she said, i though nothing of it until i checked my bank account
who doesn't like $1400, 1500 Thread Count Egyptian cotton sheets?
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Bet u slept great though
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FineYoungCannibals posted:
a few months ago my wife came home from shopping, i asked, what you get?
new sheets she said, i though nothing of it until i checked my bank account
who doesn't like $1400, 1500 Thread Count Egyptian cotton sheets?
Your wife seriously doesn't know how to bargain shop, that's a ripoff.
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WAS IT PEE?
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I like the sheets all messed up. First thing I do when I get into bed is rip them off the bed then get under them.
My wife hates that.
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Unarmed-Yarr
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you need to stop giving a sheet
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