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I asked my wife if she was retarded.
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I had cut a piece of trim to put at the bottom on the outside of the tub to hold the linoleum down. I drilled the holes in it and had her get down and lay a bead of silicon to set it in then I screwed it down. It's kind of a hard place for me to get down to now. Afterwards I asked if she could lay a bead at the top corner and she agreed. Afterwards she was saying, "How do I get this off my fignernails?"
I'm like, "I dunno....wash your hands?"
So she started washing them and then started to rant: "This isn't coming off! You should have told me!"
I'M like, "You should have asked."
She's carrying on and getting worse and cussing up a blue streak and the more she cusses the more I laugh. I'm about out of breath and get out, "Are you Fing retarded?"
And she said, "Yes......NO!"
I'm surprised I didn't die laughing. 
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COOL STORY!
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so hows that couch treatin ya bud?
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Ah, this is pretty normal actually. She's such a hothead and I think everything is funny after my stroke. I can't help but laugh and she knows it. The funniest was when she started to say that yes she was retarded. 
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Well she did marry you...
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Ungabhunga posted:
Well she did marry you...
Exactly.
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If you spit on your fingers to rub the bead in, it doesn't stick nearly as much.
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I'm sure it washed off. I had some on me too and it washed off and she hasn't said anything since.
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