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That'll teach him to come steal OUR cat food!
/add catching 'possums to your list of "things a dip net come in handy for"
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Soup time!!!
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Did you shoot it with an under powered Airsoft pistol with plastic bb's?
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im not allowed to kill possums, bastards derserve it though. Pissing all over my car
sometimes i chase them with sticks
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.22 (I let it out of the net first, so it'd at least have a sporting chance)
I have never eaten possum, and I do not ever intend to do so. I used to skin them when I was trapping as a kid (they only brought a buck but several in with some coons made for more $$$).
Smelled NASTY. Nasty looking pink meat.
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.22 is always fun. I used to find them at night in the field with mag lights, watch their eyes flash and put my cross hairs in between the eyes. Miss those days its all track homes now. No more shooting for me there. Dang city folk. Cant wait to move back out to the country.
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Uncle Friar dun kilt that varmit good!
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And celebrated with his favorite sheep.
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I once reached into my dirty clothes hamper in our garage and heard a hissing sound. I was startled to see a possum nesting in my dirty clothes. What did I do? I looked around for a weapon. The only thing in close proximity was a large barbeque fork. I plunged the fork into the possum, ruining my clothes with possum blood. Once the battle was on, I fought relentlessly stabbing the possum over and over until the possum was no more. This is the way fear works.
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I went over to my FIL's house and he had a raccoon in the feed bin in his barn. Our plan was to knock the feed bin over then attack the raccoon with blunt objects and a pitchfork. So I knocked the bin over toward him and the raccoon just stayed in the bin and dared us to come at him. So we did.
Hilarity ensued. We won, but just barely.
In a more directly related story, I shot an opossum once that my F.I.L "didn't have the heart to kill," and when I threw it in the garbage a bunch of little babies crawled out and wriggled in the bottom of the bag, so I showed them to my F.I.L. That was about six years ago and he still hasn't forgiven me.
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So many Outposters love to kill furry animals.
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I ran an opossum over with my old Jeep when I just started driving. It walked out in front of me and didn't move when I flashed my lights and beeped, it pretty much dared me. I won. Sad part was that it wasn't dead on the first strike, I head to go over it again to make sure it didn't suffer.
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I hear they have lots of subway possums in New York city-adaptive little varmints.
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Why are so many Outposters born killers?
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I caught a possum giving birth in my garbage can one time.
At first I thought it's guts were hanging out, but then I saw them start squirming and I saw a little baby possum face through the pouch skin. Once they were in she rolled over, and just sat there panting.
I tipped the can over and left her alone. She left after a few hours.
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My Husky brought a possum in through the dog door once and was just sort of holding it down. I put on heavy duty gloves, opened the front door and picked it up and chucked it on outside.
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Modeeb posted:
I once reached into my dirty clothes hamper in our garage and heard a hissing sound. I was startled to see a possum nesting in my dirty clothes. What did I do? I looked around for a weapon. The only thing in close proximity was a large barbeque fork. I plunged the fork into the possum, ruining my clothes with possum blood. Once the battle was on, I fought relentlessly stabbing the possum over and over until the possum was no more. This is the way fear works.
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