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Topic: I got weird metabolism

Testerion Posts: 13,648 Registered: Dec 28, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 11,239 User ID: 579,185	Subject: I got weird metabolism
	I can literally go two weeks without even feeling the need to poop...then after two weeks I just get this feeling like approaching earthquake and next thing I know is me running to toilet and spending next hour or so pooping like mad...afterwards I feel VERY empty, VERY hungry and when sitting, my butt feels like I had passed out in swedish night club. -----signature----- [image=http://skender.be/supportdenmark/SupportDenmarkSmall2EN.png]
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Coriolus Title: Outpost Ice Mexican Posts: 22,046 Registered: May 17, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 21,595 User ID: 679,996	Subject: I got weird metabolism
	cancer walks in to a colon... dude get more fiber! -----signature----- A thousand sheep are louder than one man. As long as the Survivor-watching sheep outnumber the thinkers, nothing will change. - BD
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Corky_Aloof Posts: 10,689 Registered: Jun 2, '04 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 8,854 User ID: 929,737	Subject: I got weird metabolism
	Two weeks is impossible unless you are comatose or a zombie. Do not ever lie to us again. -----signature----- >
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Sgian_Dubh Posts: 10,339 Registered: Apr 7, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 10,142 User ID: 788,270	Subject: I got weird metabolism
	6 times/day to up to once per two weeks is the range for normal. I take a dump once every 4 days, regardless of how much or how little I eat/exercise. -----signature----- "You'll rue the day you crossed me Trebek!"
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Altra_Shadowstalker Posts: 17,553 Registered: Jan 17, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 16,076 User ID: 616,837	Subject: I got weird metabolism
	I used to poop once every two days on average. I started working out, eating more fiber and protein and for about six months pooped once a day. I think my body finally corrected itself as I still do all that stuff but am back to pooping every two days. -----signature----- "Goddammit, Swearengen, I don't trust you as far as I could th'ow you, but I enjoy the way you lie." I don't typo often, but when I do, I blame Swype.
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Testerion Posts: 13,648 Registered: Dec 28, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 11,239 User ID: 579,185	Subject: I got weird metabolism
	I eat tons of fiber (Muesli fanatic) but from my physical habits, I make a Sloth look athletic. -----signature----- [image=http://skender.be/supportdenmark/SupportDenmarkSmall2EN.png]
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sweeny_comodore Posts: 9,066 Registered: Aug 23, '07 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 8,113 User ID: 1,248,480	Subject: I got weird metabolism
	i dont eat any fiber i poop every day right after first coffee and before first work. like clockwork, i open the bosses wallet and dump right into it in fact, i find it difficult to work at all when i know that first poop is coming -----signature----- Jesus? No, but there is indeed a god shaped hole in the heart of man, why is yours so empty? -- snarf igraine the original monotheism: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus
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