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Topic: Worst case scenario when masturbating

Huges07.1 Posts: 20,118 Registered: Oct 29, '06 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 14,466 User ID: 1,180,120	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	Ever get paranoid that... Home invasion>shot dead>holding peen. -----signature----- Don't make me go pop the trunk.
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Coriolus Title: Outpost Ice Mexican Posts: 22,046 Registered: May 17, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 21,595 User ID: 679,996	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	no -----signature----- A thousand sheep are louder than one man. As long as the Survivor-watching sheep outnumber the thinkers, nothing will change. - BD
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Altra_Shadowstalker Posts: 17,553 Registered: Jan 17, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 16,076 User ID: 616,837	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	No, obviously they would let me zip up and clear the internet history, according to the Gibbons rule. Trust me, you don't want to have violated that rule when you get to prison. -----signature----- "Goddammit, Swearengen, I don't trust you as far as I could th'ow you, but I enjoy the way you lie." I don't typo often, but when I do, I blame Swype.
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__Bonk__ Posts: 53,947 Registered: Jul 25, '09 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 53,339 User ID: 1,364,654	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	Well whatever you do dont film it with your cellphone -----signature----- I keep my eyes fixed on the sun! A change in feeling is a change in destiny.
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Friarspam Posts: 12,363 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 10,619 User ID: 1,200,702	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	Great question! lol How about....you're at church rubbing one out when you have a MASSIVE ejaculation that results in one of your testes being expelled from the end of your peen! Hurts just thinking of it, huh? -----signature----- My folks went on vacation and all I got was this lousy sig.
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paulg_68 Posts: 30,961 Registered: Jul 27, '09 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 30,669 User ID: 1,364,918	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	Huges07.1 posted: Ever get paranoid that... Home invasion>shot dead>holding peen. Yes. -----signature----- If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc "Everyone has a chance to become rich." - Groucho48 "Most of the human wealth on earth exists between the ears of live human beings." - theredkay1
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NuEM Posts: 15,394 Registered: Mar 2, '04 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 13,662 User ID: 900,449	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	Huges07.1 posted: Ever get paranoid that... Home invasion>shot dead>holding peen. Hope I shoot first. -----signature----- It's time we became European: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VzdZ1i8YM8 The Federalist's Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz70fFZHEhw
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Jorrdan Posts: 6,485 Registered: Oct 19, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 6,432 User ID: 470,257	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	An Outposter walks in.... -----signature----- Eh.
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LadyGodiva. Posts: 3,301 Registered: Nov 8, '08 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 3,300 User ID: 1,336,124	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	If someone breaks into your home and is pointing a gun at you, you should probably let it go even if you're not done. -----signature----- (none)
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eodoll Posts: 17,153 Registered: Feb 14, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 15,943 User ID: 645,592	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	Or a big earthquake and you have to run outside. -----signature----- (none)
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-Ducky- Posts: 19,595 Registered: Jun 1, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 19,341 User ID: 143,553	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	at this thread. -----signature----- Love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And weâ€™ll change the world. ~ Jack Layton
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Mag-Galahad Posts: 2,198 Registered: Feb 26, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 2,093 User ID: 650,955	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	eodoll posted: Or a big earthquake and you have to run outside. And in your haste to run outside away from danger...you trip. -----signature----- I was told to change my Sig., so I did.
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IMHO Title: Official Outpost Greeter Posts: 30,884 Registered: Nov 1, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 28,020 User ID: 490,177	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	They press charges. -----signature----- You're Right ~ Koneg He's [Manegarm] like the Fred Phelps of atheism. ~Bubbledude many of you are in the Republican boat, aka the ship of fools. ~Modeeb We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different. ~Kurt Vonnegut
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ZigmundZag Title: Grammar Nazi Posts: 25,948 Registered: Mar 25, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 22,707 User ID: 661,552	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	Find porn of family members -----signature----- "Take the cheese to sickbay!"
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PhillsburyBandit Posts: 4,510 Registered: Jun 15, '08 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 4,467 User ID: 1,304,376	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	I'd rather get caught by a stranger than a friend or family member, the awkwardness is worse than getting robbed and shot while I'm wacking off. -----signature----- Eat the rich. pho is pronounced closer to fuh than foe. as in fuhk you.-Yuki
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__Bonk__ Posts: 53,947 Registered: Jul 25, '09 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 53,339 User ID: 1,364,654	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	Its just embarrassing. Its more embarrassing to have the cops break down your door and arrest you. -----signature----- I keep my eyes fixed on the sun! A change in feeling is a change in destiny.
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the_great_intex Title: This is what cool looks like Posts: 30,622 Registered: Jun 27, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 27,363 User ID: 692,453	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	I wonder what happens when cops break in and they catch you in the act? If they yell "don't cum! don't cum! don't cum! don't cum!" will just turn me on even more -----signature----- Only those who dare to fail greatly, can ever achieve greatly In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity The only thing in life achieved without effort is failure Time Circuits... On. Flux Capacitor.... fluxxing.
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ZartanAround Title: Torpid Curmudgeon Posts: 13,775 Registered: Feb 6, '04 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 11,365 User ID: 892,117	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	-----signature----- what are nice chickens like you doing in a coop like this?
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__Bonk__ Posts: 53,947 Registered: Jul 25, '09 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 53,339 User ID: 1,364,654	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	No they act disgusted and they joke about you and call you names. Perhaps they even hit you a few extra times. -----signature----- I keep my eyes fixed on the sun! A change in feeling is a change in destiny.
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RHWarrior Posts: 5,026 Registered: Sep 30, '09 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 5,021 User ID: 1,372,077	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	LadyGodiva. posted: ... If someone breaks into your home and is pointing a gun at you, you should probably let it go even if you're not done. Indeed! -----signature----- "Drink coffee - do stupids things faster with more energy! ...and I'm all out of beans..." -me "You guys need to stop dick riding wow and compare everything to it. It never invented a godamn thing, just made it popular. " -tinkly
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IMHO Title: Official Outpost Greeter Posts: 30,884 Registered: Nov 1, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 28,020 User ID: 490,177	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	the_great_intex posted: I wonder what happens when cops break in and they catch you in the act? If they yell "don't cum! don't cum! don't cum! don't cum!" will just turn me on even more ...and then they tazer you. In some countries you have to pay for that kind of experience. -----signature----- You're Right ~ Koneg He's [Manegarm] like the Fred Phelps of atheism. ~Bubbledude many of you are in the Republican boat, aka the ship of fools. ~Modeeb We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different. ~Kurt Vonnegut
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Testerion Posts: 13,648 Registered: Dec 28, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 11,239 User ID: 579,185	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	I once saw a dream that I was fapping like I always am when I heard knock on a window and saw big grinning bonkface watching me masterrbate...Funny thing is I just yelled "STFU BONK" and kept going. -----signature----- [image=http://skender.be/supportdenmark/SupportDenmarkSmall2EN.png]
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Voodoo-Dahl Posts: 14,875 Registered: May 11, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 13,135 User ID: 677,792	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	LadyGodiva. posted: If someone breaks into your home and is pointing a gun at you, you should probably let it go even if you're not done. Says the chick! -----signature----- (none)
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Testerion Posts: 13,648 Registered: Dec 28, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 11,239 User ID: 579,185	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	LadyGodiva. posted: If someone breaks into your home and is pointing a gun at you, you should probably let it go even if you're not done. I'd stare them right in the eyes and keep on going! -----signature----- [image=http://skender.be/supportdenmark/SupportDenmarkSmall2EN.png]
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ZartanAround Title: Torpid Curmudgeon Posts: 13,775 Registered: Feb 6, '04 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 11,365 User ID: 892,117	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	Testerion posted: LadyGodiva. posted: If someone breaks into your home and is pointing a gun at you, you should probably let it go even if you're not done. I'd stare them right in the eyes and keep on going! damn right. i'd point it at them too, so they know that i'd shoot back. -----signature----- what are nice chickens like you doing in a coop like this?
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Friarspam Posts: 12,363 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 10,619 User ID: 1,200,702	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	Well, if it came off in your hand, that would be pretty devastating. Of course that's not likely to happen unless you're on the buddy plan with a gorilla or something. -----signature----- My folks went on vacation and all I got was this lousy sig.
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MayorShade Title: Not Special Forces Posts: 2,361 Registered: Mar 1, '04 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 2,064 User ID: 900,170	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	Which one of you wrote this? -----signature----- "drive a SUV and have a Apple straped to your azz" - Blue_Arrow "You guys know that I love homosexuals." - GrilledCheez
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sweeny_comodore Posts: 9,066 Registered: Aug 23, '07 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 8,113 User ID: 1,248,480	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	the_great_intex posted: I wonder what happens when cops break in and they catch you in the act? If they yell "don't cum! don't cum! don't cum! don't cum!" will just turn me on even more theyd probably just shoot you. it is loaded, afterall and its bigger caliber than a pellet -----signature----- Jesus? No, but there is indeed a god shaped hole in the heart of man, why is yours so empty? -- snarf igraine the original monotheism: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus
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Heladric Title: Alcohol Enthusiast Posts: 39,477 Registered: Jun 3, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 28,652 User ID: 685,052	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	Coriolus posted: no -----signature----- I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. There is not possibly enough room in the VN data store to contain a post outlining all the problems with women. - Abaddon Ambrosius
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Heladric Title: Alcohol Enthusiast Posts: 39,477 Registered: Jun 3, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 28,652 User ID: 685,052	Subject: Worst case scenario when masturbating
	Testerion posted: LadyGodiva. posted: If someone breaks into your home and is pointing a gun at you, you should probably let it go even if you're not done. I'd stare them right in the eyes and keep on going! -----signature----- I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. There is not possibly enough room in the VN data store to contain a post outlining all the problems with women. - Abaddon Ambrosius
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