regulator_cracka
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My girlfriend's crazy stroke ridden old dad keeps putting sauce covered toothpicks in my mouth...
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..and sometime just his fingers with sauce, rather creepy. He seems to get a lot of delight out of it too.
My gf keeps telling me to be glad I did not know him before the stroke, he was really scary then according to her, with two good working hands he was even faster at shoving fingers in boy's mouths.
*Wut do ACF?
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pretend to be incapacitated by the spice. hold your breath and make your damn face red if you have to man!
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regulator_cracka
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Sound advise, if I fall to the floor too that "may" get his numb hand off my crotch as well. But only maybe.
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tell him to stop it
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Can you milk him?
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Actually he's known me since he was a kid. He lived a mile from us in Oklahoma. I knew his great grandfather before he was even born.
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dont wash it down with beer, he probably roofie'd it!
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are you sure it's a toothpick?
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next up
hey kid, pull my finger.
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My girlfriend's crazy stroke ridden old dad keeps putting sauce covered toothpicks in my mouth...
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Reapist is your girlfriend's crazy stroke ridden old dad?
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FineYoungCannibals posted:
Reapist is your girlfriend's crazy stroke ridden old dad?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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I wouldn't worry too much unless it's a white cream sauce.
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winga
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I'm sorry but if any guy tried to stick his fingers in my mouth I would not be okay with that. And the same goes for toothpicks.
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Unarmed-Yarr posted:
dont wash it down with beer, he probably roofie'd it!
Oh hell! Good lookin out man.
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made me lol
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