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If you cloned yourself and then had sex with your clone, would it be incest or masturbation?
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A) Incest
B) Masturbation
C) Homo
D) All of the above
D.
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I would definitely go gay for myself.
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reesescups posted:
A) Incest
B) Masturbation
C) Homo
D) All of the above
D.
Then...does fapping to hetero porn make you bisexual?
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Testerion posted:
reesescups posted:
A) Incest
B) Masturbation
C) Homo
D) All of the above
D.
Then...does fapping to hetero porn make you bisexual?
What kind of logic is this?
You are talking about doing it with a clone of yourself.
A clone of yourself will be the same sex as you, banging someone of the same sex as you = Homosexual
A clone of yourself will be of the same family/blood as you = Incest
A clone of yourself will be you = Masturbation
Fapping to porn, is masturbation.
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I'd do things to myself that I could never imagine
So basically nothing, MAYBE A BJ because I am a really, really charming person
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Sexing my clone would lower my morale. I never want to see me taking it in the ass.
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Thugoneous posted:
Sexing my clone would lower my morale. I never want to see me taking it in the ass.
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You think of weird shit
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reesescups posted:
A) Incest
B) Masturbation
C) Homo
D) All of the above
D.
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If sex with yourself as we know presently it is defined as masturbation.
Than sex with yourself would be masturbation. We'd probably need to come up with a new word.
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I would fight myself to see if we actually were a perfectly even match and therefore a draw!
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What about a female clone?
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stupid question but it would more than likely happen.
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Testerion posted:
If you cloned yourself and then had sex with your clone, would it be incest or masturbation?
There have been a couple sci fi short stories about this. Like, from back in the 1960's...
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I read a cyberpunk detective story with a scene like that. You could rent out your body if you were chipped and there was a murderer using rented bodies for crimes. In the book when she was in another body she had sex with her own unconcious body (she was in a male body at the time)
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What if it was D but then you killed the clone and had sex with it?
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Moe_Nox posted:
I would definitely go gay for myself.
Be careful, that's how I started back in the days
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Cloning is essentially having an identical twin.
Having sex with an identical twin is currently:
Incest, Gay and Mentally Disturbed.
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Ever see 'The Prestige'? I think he had sex with his clones..
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It would be sexy times 2. I would tape it and get rich when "Badger does Badger" goes viral.
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Badger Partyâ„¢
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Everyone should be gay for themselves. 
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That would be good for Morale!
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Tych2 posted:
You think of weird shit
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Just FYI, moral and morale are different words in English and don't really mean the same thing.
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vn_nnanji posted:
That would be good for Morale!
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Testerion posted:
If you cloned yourself and then had sex with your clone, would it be incest or masturbation?
Stupid question for stupid people. It fits right in with OP.
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Fist_de_Yuma posted:
Testerion posted:
If you cloned yourself and then had sex with your clone, would it be incest or masturbation?
Stupid question for stupid people. It fits right in with OP.
Wow, you must be a blast at parties.
learn2fun nub.
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