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This ought to be interesting. Haven't had to take care of a kid that age in a lot of years. Good part is he knows me and sees me all the time, bad part is I'm me and probably not responsible enough to take care of a house plant. His mom really was desperate though. I wonder if 2 is too young to drink bourbon? 
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2 is the worst age. Good luck.
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Brother Ptilk
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I love 2 year olds. My grandma used to give us honey and whiskey ;p
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My two year old is way less work than my 5 year old.
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They can be a handful. Just make sure you have cartoons,snacks, diapers,wipes, food for meals and stick to the nap times! You'll be good to go. Its not all that hard. But they can try your patience like no other.
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Damn, that was easy. Kids that age haven't changed in the past 25 years. Throw em around a little bit, give them a hat to play with, feed them some apple slices and a hot dog or two and growl at them when they get whiny then toss them another hat. Kids dig hats.
We watched about 5 hours of Duck Tales (One of my favorites btw) but he kept falling asleep and missing the good parts after the first hour. A bit cranky around 4am so I taught him how to make chocolate chip muffins. More fun than I've had in a while.
Maybe I should get the clips removed and find some woman to let me knock her up. I could get used to having a rug rat around the house and my daughter isn't going to have any for me to spoil....at least not anytime soon.
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Good job. That's the key: kids that age want a lot of activities and they want you there with them!!
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You know it's the end of times year when Ptilk has an After School Special life experience.
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Soon that two year old will be taking care of you.
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2 is great. My granddaughter is two and she is a joy to be around. They will wear you out. They love todo activities endlessly over and over. She has some kind of dolls which she orders but gets a random color and they are already named. You can be a good role model. Try and keep the sugar you give her to a minimum. If the child is two , that means she or he may be learning to be potty trained. The wonder in their face is what is so amazing. You will do well! Enjoy yourself. Dont drink booze!
This woman may be grooming you to be a papa. Why not?
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