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Topic: I has decided to run for President of your United States of Amerika

Puppy_Pants Posts: 312 Registered: Oct 17, '09 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 312 User ID: 1,373,724	Subject: I has decided to run for President of your United States of Amerika
	I belief I kan fix ur Amerika with some simple things so I am going to run, except I dont run much so mostly walk fast and wadle. Some reasons to vote for Pants 2012 1 Bitches 2 My ekonomies will be based on the bone standard, and scratches 3 I am black and haev a births certificates 4 My junk doesnt wurk, no secks in office 5 Cats, kan be used as food 6 Will not ned Airforce 1, just need ride to park 7 Will only vacation 1-2 hours at a time at park 8 All edukation done after puppy school 9 Free health care at vet 10 naps mandatori, multiple times a day 11. Will lick enemyes into submission, everyone loves Mr Pants These are all pretty gud things. Vote Pants 2012 -----signature----- http://mrpantsblog.blogspot.com/
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Fozzie_Bear Posts: 48,479 Registered: Dec 20, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 47,515 User ID: 558,887	Subject: I has decided to run for President of your United States of Amerika
	while I cant sign on for your whole platform. I will vote for you simply for the first point -----signature----- The Oatmeal Butterscotch paired with a Snickerdoodle turned my cynical penis into a happy vagina Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate, it made my new vagina spontaneously sing the Trolololo Song in an elevator. ---AkagiyamaMissile
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Mangler_SC Title: Bellybutton Lint Collector Posts: 62,003 Registered: Dec 2, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 61,052 User ID: 863,702	Subject: I has decided to run for President of your United States of Amerika
	My dog challenges your dog to a debate. -----signature----- . Mangler had an accident on the way home from the liquor store. He was run off the road and crashed into a woman's clinic. It was one giant Pabst smear. -Bou_Te . Soylent CLiKK -- It's PEEEEEOPLEEE
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Puppy_Pants Posts: 312 Registered: Oct 17, '09 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 312 User ID: 1,373,724	Subject: I has decided to run for President of your United States of Amerika
	Who is ur dog and wat does he do? I mite need a VP, I was going to pik Bailey cause he is my friend but sometimes he eats his own poop and thats kind of gross. Also all state dinners will now be mcdonalds hamburgers, plain, cause I dont lik pikles and onions give me gas. -----signature----- http://mrpantsblog.blogspot.com/
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FineYoungCannibals Title: Top of the food chain Posts: 74,939 Registered: Jul 14, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 73,108 User ID: 822,330	Subject: I has decided to run for President of your United States of Amerika
	you have my vote -----signature----- FYC
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Brandun Posts: 35,276 Registered: Jan 23, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 34,522 User ID: 627,054	Subject: I has decided to run for President of your United States of Amerika
	FineYoungCannibals posted: you have my vote agreed some valid points there -----signature----- Everything will be OK in the end If it's not OK, it's not the end http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSFaLUZ2rf4&feature=share
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Lynea Title: Dances with Trolls Posts: 82,344 Registered: Jul 26, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 80,243 User ID: 280,742	Subject: I has decided to run for President of your United States of Amerika
	You not only have my vote, you have my endorsement. My dogs will vote for you, too. -----signature----- http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/ "It's crazy that the board newbies think I am a Liberal and B_T is a neo-con." - Gustaive_MT "God left a very clear instruction to Adam. The ****head couldn't even follow that." - -Abednego-
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Jezza_Belle Title: =^.^= Posts: 62,779 Registered: Feb 24, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 61,759 User ID: 70,100	Subject: I has decided to run for President of your United States of Amerika
	I have faith that you can solve all of Amerika's problems! -----signature----- ( - Y - ) These ones are not real, just FYI. Follow my progress... http://tweetlbug.deviantart.com/
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FineYoungCannibals Title: Top of the food chain Posts: 74,939 Registered: Jul 14, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 73,108 User ID: 822,330	Subject: I has decided to run for President of your United States of Amerika
	kats are evil kats are evil -----signature----- FYC
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suntzukali2 Posts: 21,648 Registered: Jan 23, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 21,117 User ID: 626,430	Subject: I has decided to run for President of your United States of Amerika
	FineYoungCannibals posted: kats are evil kats are evil Kats are food ? http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/27/128775727598755091.jpg -----signature----- The ultimate end of all revolutionary social change is to establish the sanctity of human life, the dignity of man, the right of every human being to liberty and well-being. Emma Goldman self portrait http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v375/xyzzy11686
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Puppy_Pants Posts: 312 Registered: Oct 17, '09 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 312 User ID: 1,373,724	Subject: I has decided to run for President of your United States of Amerika
	Lynea posted: You not only have my vote, you have my endorsement. My dogs will vote for you, too. Thacs! Vote early, vote often! I has also decided that a new law will b at minimum 1 hour of outside paly tim a day, everyone is always hapier with play time. -----signature----- http://mrpantsblog.blogspot.com/
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regulator_cracka Title: They finally recognized greatness. Posts: 22,259 Registered: Jan 6, '09 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 22,219 User ID: 1,343,795	Subject: I has decided to run for President of your United States of Amerika
	The Pea Party has formed! -----signature----- Self Appointed Smart Ass - Level 80 If you think my opinion is idiotic, re-read yours. Dont worry I will give my opinion anyways. The PvP MMO is NOT a "niche" market, Mythic is just a "niche" company.
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Arc_DT Title: Mithan said I am smart Posts: 11,647 Registered: May 28, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 11,518 User ID: 683,353	Subject: I has decided to run for President of your United States of Amerika
	Puppy_Pants posted: 4 My junk doesnt wurk, no secks in office Wasn't this a Will Ferrell skit in 1996? -----signature----- "... We just need a president to sign this stuff... Pick a Republican with enough working digits to handle a pen to become president." -Grover Norquist . MICHIGAN - Where the trees are the right height!
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vn_anon63xxx Title: Darwin's Revenge Posts: 68,278 Registered: Mar 12, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 66,925 User ID: 73,259	Subject: I has decided to run for President of your United States of Amerika
	One black president is enough -----signature----- (none)
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AkagiyamaMissile Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant Posts: 41,132 Registered: Apr 22, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 40,523 User ID: 793,759	Subject: I has decided to run for President of your United States of Amerika
	You got my vote! -----signature----- Stupidity is hard to get rid of, but at least I can admit I have a problem -Mithan- Gobble Gobble Mother******! -Thankskilling and off course divers license don't count either this sucks balls.-FD Bring it on like Donkey Kong
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NonOffensiveName Title: Touching people in special places all day long Posts: 27,882 Registered: Oct 7, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 27,531 User ID: 444,059	Subject: I has decided to run for President of your United States of Amerika
	All I can say is Puppy Pants is that you cant do any worse than the son of a bitch who is in office now. -----signature----- Q: What's an AW? A: A whore that likes attention
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regulator_cracka Title: They finally recognized greatness. Posts: 22,259 Registered: Jan 6, '09 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 22,219 User ID: 1,343,795	Subject: I has decided to run for President of your United States of Amerika
	We need to see a birth certificate first, you stink of Canadian or Newfoundland. And not a forged one too like our current Great Leader. -----signature----- Self Appointed Smart Ass - Level 80 If you think my opinion is idiotic, re-read yours. Dont worry I will give my opinion anyways. The PvP MMO is NOT a "niche" market, Mythic is just a "niche" company.
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