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dis guy parks in my driveway and my roommate is like: hey you can't park there, that's our driveway. the guy says, "well im gonna park here anyways."
soon as i here this from my roommate i call a toe truck.
how exciting
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toe trucks are useless without foot trucks.
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like 20 minutes is how fast the meter maid is! this guy is getting a ticket at least.
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lol.
I had some asshole park his pickup across the entrance to my driveway one night so he could attend some function at the elementary school across the street.
Not surprisingly he thought I was being a douche for wanting his illegally parked vehicle moved.
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I had some illegal democrats that kept parking in my spot and after bitching to the manager, she finally called a tow truck on them. They came running out when they saw the tow truck jacking their truck up.
Tow guy wouldn't drop it unless they coughed up $150.
Never had that problem again. 
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lol he came back as the meter maid was waiting for the tow truck and now he claims he didn't know it was a driveway. the meter maid was like: the red curb and the garage didn't tip you off? (paraphrased).
he drove away before the tow truck arrived but not before the meter maid got his info and a picture of his car blocking my open garage door.
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A guy was coming home from work in the city, driving country roads to get home.
He looks in his rear view mirror and sees an ambulance. He pulls over and as the ambulance passes, and sees the the back door is open a little. The ambulance goes over a bump and out falls an ice chest.
The guy rushes over to the ice chest and opens it up. Inside is a human toe in the ice. He sees he can't catch the ambulance so he gets in his car and rushes to the nearest gas station to call 911. They tell him they will send a car right away but that all of their police cars are in use and to just wait 20 minutes.
So he waits 20 minutes until the toe truck shows up.
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aon_mixed posted:
A guy was coming home from work in the city, driving country roads to get home.
He looks in his rear view mirror and sees an ambulance. He pulls over and as the ambulance passes, and sees the the back door is open a little. The ambulance goes over a bump and out falls an ice chest.
The guy rushes over to the ice chest and opens it up. Inside is a human toe in the ice. He sees he can't catch the ambulance so he gets in his car and rushes to the nearest gas station to call 911. They tell him they will send a car right away but that all of their police cars are in use and to just wait 20 minutes.
So he waits 20 minutes until the toe truck shows up.
Not sure why I didn't expect this.
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if you lived in Seattle, they would have been around sooner!
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One Sunday night my wife came home from work at about 1 AM. A car was parked in the street and blocking 75% of our driveway. My truck was in the garage and I would not be able to go to work the next morning if it was there. No neighbors lights were on so we called 911 and they had it towed.
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Reapist posted:
One Sunday night my wife came home from work at about 1 AM. A car was parked in the street and blocking 75% of our driveway. My truck was in the garage and I would not be able to go to work the next morning if it was there. No neighbors lights were on so we called 911 and they had it towed.
911 is for emergencies, don't they teach that to people when they're like 4?
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ArchrikerHG posted:
Reapist posted:
One Sunday night my wife came home from work at about 1 AM. A car was parked in the street and blocking 75% of our driveway. My truck was in the garage and I would not be able to go to work the next morning if it was there. No neighbors lights were on so we called 911 and they had it towed.
911 is for emergencies, don't they teach that to people when they're like 4?
many places do not list the "non-emergency" number for police, and they want you to call 911 for everything police/fire/ambulance related. That's how it is in my area, when I've had to call 911 for non emergencies I always state first thing, "this is not an emergency, I need to speak to local police for whatever reason."
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Jezza_Belle posted:
ArchrikerHG posted:
Reapist posted:
One Sunday night my wife came home from work at about 1 AM. A car was parked in the street and blocking 75% of our driveway. My truck was in the garage and I would not be able to go to work the next morning if it was there. No neighbors lights were on so we called 911 and they had it towed.
911 is for emergencies, don't they teach that to people when they're like 4?
many places do not list the "non-emergency" number for police, and they want you to call 911 for everything police/fire/ambulance related. That's how it is in my area, when I've had to call 911 for non emergencies I always state first thing, "this is not an emergency, I need to speak to local police for whatever reason."
That's exactly what it is like in Everett too. But thanks for judging me.
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won't happen again if he finds his tires slashed
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