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I get super pissed when I have to smell anyone's ass wind. I don't know why, but it infuriates me. My wife just laughs, the fat bish.
8 years ago, around the time when family ties changed, her little ginger bastard nephew used to come to my house and fart and laugh. So what if he was 6, but one day I grabbed him by the scruff of the neck after I had a smoke and just unleashed teetotal hell of asswind in his rotten face. He cried. He told his mom. She was like wtf and I told her her boy was rude in my home and I laid down the law. We have not spoken since. But whatev. Raise your kids not to fart in someone elses home. Right?
My son has had problems with this recently and once again, I laid down the law. My wife said I'm an asshol, but I disagree. If you wanna smell shat, you better be prepared to smell the ass of someone else.
Should we take a poll?
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What would Tebow do?
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Tebow would put you on full blast and then pray for forgiveness. That is the diff between me and Tebow. I ASK NO FORGIVENESS!
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To bad you you can't afford to buy your kids a better diet.
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It's a natural thing that everyone has to do. Just raise your own kids to be polite.
disciplining anyone else's children is always a bit of an iffy area
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I dont think it would bother me. I like t when my dog farts or snores.
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My B hound used to fart while he was sleeping and I'd /running_kick him in the gut. He'd roll and yelp, I'd laugh and point.
HAAA!
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So Huge abuses kids.
Not surprising.
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Huges07.1 posted:
My B hound used to fart while he was sleeping and I'd /running_kick him in the gut. He'd roll and yelp, I'd laugh and point.
HAAA!
you must have incredibly high iq......
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Orwyn_Blackheart posted:
Huges07.1 posted:
My B hound used to fart while he was sleeping and I'd /running_kick him in the gut. He'd roll and yelp, I'd laugh and point.
HAAA!
you must have incredibly high iq......
Oh the irony.
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Rhint posted:
Orwyn_Blackheart posted:
Huges07.1 posted:
My B hound used to fart while he was sleeping and I'd /running_kick him in the gut. He'd roll and yelp, I'd laugh and point.
HAAA!
you must have incredibly high iq......
Oh the irony.
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So from this post, I take it that you confine yourself to outside, since you seem to be nothing but a huge gas bag 
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Afio posted:
So from this post, I take it that you confine yourself to outside, since you seem to be nothing but a huge gas bag
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I tell my son to go to the bathroom if he needs to fart. And he does. Just like I do. If we're in the car or something and one slips out though I don't even mention it. No reason to embarass him in a situation like that.
If he actually strained and tried to do it around anyone I would be mad, but he never has.
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No, I think it's funny..
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No, I think it's funny..
You're a vegetarian you have to say that.
You guys fart more than cows
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farts are always funny
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Coriolus posted:
No, I think it's funny..
You're a vegetarian you have to say that.
You guys fart more than cows
It's true I do fart a lot! :P But, it's still funny 
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So Huge trolls Outposters.
Not surprising.
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Oh I doubt very much that Huge stands up to any adults but pushing kids around?
That sounds like his speed. Just before he drowns their puppies.
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I had to make a rule with my 5-year-old daughter that any farting or intentional belching at the dinner table would result in no dessert. Her manners improved drastically after that.
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Could be a diet issue, onset of lactose intolerance or gluten intolerance.
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Rhint posted:
Orwyn_Blackheart posted:
Huges07.1 posted:
My B hound used to fart while he was sleeping and I'd /running_kick him in the gut. He'd roll and yelp, I'd laugh and point.
HAAA!
you must have incredibly high iq......
Oh the irony.
whats so ironic ?
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farts are always funny
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My ex had this giant cat that had a crappy attitude and use to attack everyone.. well one day he was sitting on the arm of the couch and staring at me with a smug look on his face. So as I was walking by, I lifted my leg and blasted a nasty one in his face. He died a month later and she never forgave me for doing that.
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My ex had this giant cat that had a crappy attitude and use to attack everyone.. well one day he was sitting on the arm of the couch and staring at me with a smug look on his face. So as I was walking by, I lifted my leg and blasted a nasty one in his face. He died a month later and she never forgave me for doing that.
I laughed so hard..
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Tipztoe posted:
My ex had this giant cat that had a crappy attitude and use to attack everyone.. well one day he was sitting on the arm of the couch and staring at me with a smug look on his face. So as I was walking by, I lifted my leg and blasted a nasty one in his face. He died a month later and she never forgave me for doing that.
hahahahha
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ZartanAround posted:
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farts are always funny
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my mom used to get pissed and hollar "do that in the bathroom!"
so we were sitting at dinner one night. i got up, went to the bathroom and tore ass. walked right back to the diner table and continued eating. never uttered a word.
mom yelled "thats disgusting!"
i laughed and said i did it in the bathroom like she wanted.
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