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Two guys were talking about dying and one said the perfect way to go was in your sleep. I nodded my head and said, "Yep. Just like my grandfather....not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
Laughter ensued.
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Remember, falling asleep at the wheel of a car is not nearly as frightening as waking up at the wheel of a car.
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Cawlin posted:
Remember, falling asleep at the wheel of a car is not nearly as frightening as waking up at the wheel of a car.
I worked for a driller in the oil field on the 11-7 shift. He always picked me up and took me home. He could never stay awake going home. Knowing this I could not sleep. I would clap my hands, yell, sometimes I would just grab the wheel and let him sleep until he went too fast.
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Y'all need to go get your dentures cleaned or something.
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Reapist posted:
Two guys were talking about dying and one said the perfect way to go was in your sleep. I nodded my head and said, "FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>Yep. Just like my grandfather....not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
Laughter ensued.
Fixed
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
Reapist posted:
Two guys were talking about dying and one said the perfect way to go was in your sleep. I nodded my head and said, "FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>Yep. Just like my grandfather....not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
Laughter ensued.
Fixed
thanks Reap, neither my wife nor I had ever heard this one before.
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Welcome! And yeah, it probably was a FWD at some point, but I have to say, my timing was perfect as was the delivery.
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tsingtao2 posted:
Dark_EternalFF posted:
Reapist posted:
Two guys were talking about dying and one said the perfect way to go was in your sleep. I nodded my head and said, "FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>Yep. Just like my grandfather....not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
Laughter ensued.
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thanks Reap, neither my wife nor I had ever heard this one before.
And neither have I
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Seriously? I'm pretty sure it's been in someone's sig here for like...ever
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I assumed they were being sarcastic.
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8? I want to say I was 8 when I first heard that? Hmm.
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The old jokes are always the best when delivered perfectly.  Reap
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