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Now I want to start off by saying that ONE of the academy is either way nicer than the other two or so self absorbed he didn't have a very long list. At the end of the day only TWO outposters were in common among all the lists.
Baym
and
Koneg
Now I don't want to give too much of the highly sophisticated process away, but my list was just a cut & paste of every outposter except me and Afio.
During our deliberations which probably should have been recorded for future generations to marvel at as models of erudite doucheration, cases were made for several outstanding doucheomplishments this year. Honorable douche mentions go out to:
Swirley
AA
Yuki
French Sounding Name Guy
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Garth
Who were all given serious consideration for one reason or another, but got whittled away as the grueling, sweaty, grunting process continued for hours and hours and hours. Keep fighting the douchey fight and maybe we'll see you next year. Now please enjoy the rest of this thread of douchiness until the winner is announced. It's a nail biter I know, but try not to faint in anticipation.
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I'm hijacking this thread.
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I nominate Grilled Cheeze
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hahaha
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Modeeb posted:
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I'm hijacking this thread.
At first I thought that was a picture of an elephant. 
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I did nothing to persuade this result. I promise. 
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Myk didn't even get an honorable mention?
Slackers.
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I just want to say that I have nothing to add to this thread other than the OP made me chuckle. +1 for creativity.
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Azure-TheBlueOne posted:
Myk didn't even get an honorable mention?
Slackers.
Impact and severity are considered. Some people may be really douchey to one or two people, but not everyone they come in contact with. Others might be douchey to many people, but not super douchey. As I said it is a sophisticated and involved process, and if you understood the entirety of it, it would probably blow your mind. Just trust that we are absolutely one hundred percent right, and STFU.
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Tenkly will always be MY douchebag of the year.
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Yossarian_42 posted:
Tenkly will always be MY douchebag of the year.
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Reading between the lines here, the take away is that intex has a small 'list', huh?
Because we all know Tinkles' was pretty big, especially after Moe's pictures! 
PS. Baym has been trying really hard this year, and Koneg is so used to winning it he hasn't put a whole lot of effort forth this year. Baym should totally win.
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Azure-TheBlueOne posted:
Reading between the lines here, the take away is that intex has a small 'list', huh?
Because we all know Tinkles' was pretty big, especially after Moe's pictures!
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Baym?
That sounds like a personal choice. Baym has his moments, but douchebag? That seems a bit harsh.
Koneg is too easy. He's already got a douche lifetime achievement award.
You twits need to work harder and think more. There are lots of other candidates that qualify.
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I would vote for Yuki.
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Azure-TheBlueOne posted:
Myk didn't even get an honorable mention?
Slackers.
Myk only had a few peaking moments of douchieness this year and they were fairly directed and focused. Hardly nomination material.
Baym on the other hand - he was like a douche bag under pressure that sprung a leak and blasted all over the place...
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Personally I was rooting for Calladon.
I think it would have been a nice way to honor him in his retirement. Not to mention it would have been very outposty to stick him his own award the moment his back was turned.
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Ashmaele, for resurrecting the award and then not even bothering to create nomination threads.
And GrilledCheezus, because GC was even more douchey when he was pissed off at IGN.
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Disappointing all around. The committee was handed a grave responsibility yet they handled it as if it was a lark. Taking what....a day to decide? And then just choosing anyone who showed up in each list?
If we wanted a vote we would have had one.
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Nothing is written in stone until it's written in stone. If the committee wants to spend more time deliberating, they can do that. If memory serves me correctly, Calladon once made his choice in March. /face_creepy_walker
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When a racist noob appears on a committee you can only expect scandal..
and suck.
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__Bonk__ posted:
I nominate Grilled Cheeze
I would have to agree. Grilled Cheez is a total douche.
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Corky_Aloof posted:
When a racist noob appears on a committee you can only expect scandal..
and suck.
I was on the committee to select the committee. I'm not on the committee nor is Sinlock.
Our job ended yesterday.
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I think badger is trying for a late charge at the whiniest outposter title
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This list is not valid without Tych.
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vn_nnanji posted:
Baym has his moments, but douchebag?
Baym is a lawyer. Even if he never posted, he'd be a douchebag. His posts only confirmed what was already known - he is 100% total douchebag.
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All lawyers are douchebags. Therefore I nominate Yuki
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Sinlock posted:
vn_nnanji posted:
Baym has his moments, but douchebag?
Baym is a lawyer. Even if he never posted, he'd be a douchebag. His posts only confirmed what was already known - he is 100% total douchebag.
You and he have a history. You could not be more biased. I've gotten into it with Baym several times and I know he can be a smug little ass but douchebag? No. Lawyers are not automatic douchebags. Would you lump Yuki in with ET? Not all ambulance chasers are created equal. More importantly your comments on a candidate are out of order and meant to influence the judges.
I repeat my concerns of the actual validity of this supposed committee that Sinlock has chosen. I give it, and him, a vote of no confidence.
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smellymotor posted:
I think badger is trying for a late charge at the whiniest outposter title
I am simply pointing out that this whole fiasco smells of a fix.
Besides I don't think you Kiwi eaters even douche.
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I am shocked I made the short list. Maybe I shouldn't have given up on my dream!
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just an observation, but I would go with the Yuki guy..only because I think he is sincere in his douchiness and not just a troll in douchedisguise.
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I agree. Yuki is the Douchemaster and he is also a racist of epic proportions
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