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Topic: Funny thread on Customer Service forum

Ferrydust Title: Iron Chef Jennifer Posts: 10,588 Registered: Sep 4, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 10,382 User ID: 711,372	Subject: Funny thread on Customer Service forum
	http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/2926964389?page=1 My petition: ''I am kneeling infront of you, sir or madame. This is Dougie Fresh right here, a well known and respected member of Mannoroth and citizen of Azeroth since day one of WoW. I am requesting, in the most honorable and respectful manners, the title of Fresh as this is how I am known around this server. Regards kindly, Sir Dougie Fresh, Fresher than Fresh'' --------------------------------------------------- Petition Answer by Game Master Velcorsee, who I'm gonna have to refer as The Boss from now on: ''Greetings Dougie, lord of Freshness! Thanks for contacting us! Unfortunately, I didn't have the opportunity to speak with you, but I certainly hope everything is going well! I understand you have a concern regarding the title of 'fresh'. While we would wish nothing more, than to grant you this title Dougie, I'm afraid another currently holds it. Sit well Dougie, and listen to this tale. This is a tale of events which hath inverted a young ones life, and led to his eventual appointment as heir to the throne of the Bel Air Township. Begat and reared in western Philadelphia spending many a day becoming frigid whilst filling baskets adjacent to the academy. Ruffians ran rampant through the village; a scuffle ensued prompting his fearful mother to change his domicile to that with over kin, in Bel Air. He summoned a cart, which appeared most gaudy, nonetheless he beseeched the driver to take him to Bel Air. Arriving barely after nightfall, he bid the knave goodbye, as he relished his arrival at his new place of residence, where he was awarded the title of 'The Fresh Prince'' Alas, so long as this prince remains fresh, we are unable to grant this title. However... there may be a way... While I do understand and appreciate your concern, I would like for you to consider offering any ideas you may have that can provide a positive change within the game for yourself and other players to our Development team. You can post these ideas on our Suggestions forums located: http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/. Many great things have come from player submitted ideas and suggestions. I hope that this response has adequately resolved your petition! If it hasn't feel free to select Need More Help. Be sure to provide as much information about what is going on as possible. If it has resolved the issue, go ahead and click on Message Read. Thank you for playing, and have a great day! Regards, Game Master Velcorsee Customer Support Blizzard Entertainement www.blizzard.com/support'' -----signature----- I, on the other hand, prefer a command-line system 'cause i'm so hardcore /north /north You encounter an [Avatar of the god Set]! /cast sheild sheild spell unavailable /csat shield csat: unknown command [Avatar of Set] beheads [Peasant]
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NukeMage Posts: 3,856 Registered: Apr 7, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 3,821 User ID: 666,051	Subject: Funny thread on Customer Service forum
	lol -----signature----- I need a new hobby . . Ten level 85's (one of each class) in WoW Back to try out the Feb patch in AC
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Sprawl-zero1eye- Title: IGN Vault Staff Reziztance iz Futile Posts: 53,263 Registered: Jun 28, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 52,657 User ID: 692,733	Subject: Funny thread on Customer Service forum
	Ferrydust posted: </a>This is a tale of events which hath inverted a young ones life, and led to his eventual appointment as heir to the throne of the Bel Air Township. Begat and reared in western Philadelphia spending many a day becoming frigid whilst filling baskets adjacent to the academy. Ruffians ran rampant through the village; a scuffle ensued prompting his fearful mother to change his domicile to that with over kin, in Bel Air. He summoned a cart, which appeared most gaudy, nonetheless he beseeched the driver to take him to Bel Air. Arriving barely after nightfall, he bid the knave goodbye, as he relished his arrival at his new place of residence, where he was awarded the title of 'The Fresh Prince'' Alas, so long as this prince remains fresh, we are unable to grant this title. However... there may be a way... -----signature----- Mirkwood MUD, OneEye IvoryFang, Lord of the VampireZ (Retired) AC Frostfell, Clan Z - Lvl 239 Grief Dagger (Retired) WoW Lightbringer Alliance, Z Guild - Lvl 85 Combat Rogue (Retired) Making iOS Apps these days at http://zsprawl.com/iOS
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Quazimortal Title: The One and Only Posts: 17,806 Registered: Sep 18, '04 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 17,157 User ID: 968,129	Subject: Funny thread on Customer Service forum
	That GM deserves the title Fresh imo. -----signature----- â€œA painter paints his pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. We provide the music, and you provide the silence.â€ ~Leopold Stokowski
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