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I just saw a commercial for cremation on tv and I think that is what I want after I die. After I die who cares. Thats it baby
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Sky burial
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I hope to die in the woods or out on the ocean and not be found.Other than that unlikely scenario, I don't care what they do to my body after I'm dead.
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I hope to die in the woods or out on the ocean and not be found. Other than that unlikely scenario, I don't care what they do to my body after I'm dead.
Mostly the same but I would prefer to be reintegrated into the planet and not be wastefully turned into ashes. If life grows out of or makes use of my rotting corpse, that is just fine with me.
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I want to be cremated and have my ashes displayed in an open casket funeral. I want a little Dixie cup dispenser attached to the the casket with a spoon for people to scoop me up if anyone wants any. What ever is left I would like vacuumed up by a Dyson vacuum cleaner. I then want the vacuum cleaner to be buried in a landfill. The casket should be donated to good will.
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Some of my ashes will be launched in a rocket by my club and scattered at apogee, it is actually fairly common in our club, we just did this last month for a member who passed away.
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Bonzo, some old man who stored ammunition and flammables in his garage just had his garage go up in flames and he almost killed a couple fireman. Be careful
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I want to be eaten by a bear.
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I want to be cremated, my ashes put in a douche, and run through one last time.
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http://www.lifegem.com/
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i want my friends to mix my ashes in a weed plant and smoke me
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I wanted to be catapulted into a mountainside.
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I want to be cremated and have my ashes displayed in an open casket funeral. I want a little Dixie cup dispenser attached to the the casket with a spoon for people to scoop me up if anyone wants any. What ever is left I would like vacuumed up by a Dyson vacuum cleaner. I then want the vacuum cleaner to be buried in a landfill. The casket should be donated to good will.
 
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I wanted to be catapulted into a mountainside.
All at once or in pieces?
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I want to be in a glass coffin in my wifes living room. If she doesn't do that I don't really care, I'm dead
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I would like my final resting place to be under a tree out in the middle of a field...
But I'm most likely going to end up in a cubby hole.
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Cremated and ashes spread in the bayou.
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Only way to go.. In a burning dragon ship, or as you call them long ships..
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The ghost of Afio terrorizing unsuspecting Cajuns! This has film potential.
Catapulted into the side of a mountain just before you die is quite a romantic way to go, Bubble Dude. How would you like to be catapulted into a tall building? I might be easier for your family members to visit. "You see that greasy stain on the building near the third floor? That is Dad!"
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I want my body to be put in a chamber for safe keeping after I die, maybe one day they can figure out how to reanimate me.
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There is no reset button on life
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Try body liquefaction...modification of cremation ....
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Soylent Green.
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I dont give a damn.
Hell. Im dead. finally dont have to care about anything. Im gonna enjoy that and not give a shit what happens to my corpse.
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Bury me under an old oak tree. No autopsy. No organ donation.
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Try the Zoroastrian way..your body is taken to a special tower, then laid out for the vultures to eat.
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I wish to be eaten by a bear. You are what you eat. If a bear ate me, he would be Paul.
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Cremation!
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I feel like its a waste to die in the middle of nowhere.. Your body will just rot and be maggot food. It would be better to donate your body to scientific research.
Being buried/ at least means youre giving your friends and family the donation. Cremated seems okay to me - at least the bugs wont get you.
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The only reason I would feel burial is better is if you would be buried naturally without any embalming fluid or chemicals pumped into you and simply wrapped in something clean and easily biodegradable..
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After they take any useful organs I really don't care.
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pehaps a tanner could do something creative with my skin, like make a sweet pair of sandals
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body liquefaction...rather than cremation or burial...
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That's a cool idea but who really knows if they just stick you in a big vat with thousands of others before making you.
I personally like the idea of being buried 10 feet deep, no box, with an oak tree on top.
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After Paulg dies I want to go bear hunting.
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Whatever form this counts as
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Cremated. Ashes spread in the lake I grew up - although that's just gravy so long as I'm cremated. Organs donated.
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i want my friends to mix my ashes in a weed plant and smoke me
Nice idea, but do you realize how nasty that would taste? 
Why waste good bud?
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Top of the line coffin = 5000-10000$
Top of the line urn = 100-500$
Most churches have mausoleums(sp) for urns where theres just tiny hole on the wall and metal plate next to it, it also is whole lot cheaper than gravesite if you dont want force your kids to keep you in their house.
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tenkly posted:
i want my friends to mix my ashes in a weed plant and smoke me
Nice idea, but do you realize how nasty that would taste?
Why waste good bud?
Adding his ashes would be like adding meth. The buzz might be worth the nasty taste.
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Cremated and mixed with coke so Keith Edwards can snort me and I can live on as a rock star.
In seriousness, I want to be buried.
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I want to be eaten by a bear.
I'm sure you could probably arrange that.
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I want to be eaten by a bear.
I'm sure you could probably arrange that.
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Viking funeral > all
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cremation jewelry is the best and trendy option....
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really a cremation add? lol
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some old Lady on German Television posted:
When I'm gone I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered across the local Aldi parking lot. That way I can be sure my children visit once a week at least
Personal choice: take whatever organs can still be used, I don't care about the rest. It's just an empty shell
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Nice urn: few hundred
Nice casket: few thousand
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Why not just use a folgers can for an urn?
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After they take any useful organs I really don't care.
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I know what you're trying to do but you're just sailing another failboat over the falls. - imaloon1
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