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Topic: THIS IS THE TALE

Rhylith_Galahad Posts: 2,819 Registered: Aug 4, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 1,931 User ID: 828,072	Subject: THIS IS THE TALE
	OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! http://www.hulu.com/watch/239640/saturday-night-live-digital-short-jack-sparrow -----signature----- (none)
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Daimar Title: Moderator DAoC Knight - Generalist Posts: 57,526 Registered: Nov 5, '04 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 47,007 User ID: 987,256	Subject: THIS IS THE TALE
	/shuffles awkwardly -----signature----- LGM Tailor x3, SC x3, AC x3, WC x3, Alch x3, Fletch http://gimpchimp.etilader.com/s.php?u=daimar babies cry a lot, but then they smile at you and you stop throwing them into the wall. - Goatstar
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Thaag_Simmons Title: I'm not even supposed to be here today! Posts: 105,401 Registered: Mar 17, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 104,248 User ID: 658,493	Subject: THIS IS THE TALE
	Ungh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton YEAAAHH! The night starts now Together on the track, the boys are back The night starts now Night starts now baby roll with us, chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up. ROLLIN' UP Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' up YEAH Black card at the bar like I gives a f*. COME ON Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, f* the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet YEAH YEAH Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot. THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS What? A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S BREEZE. Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love KIERA KNIGHTLY Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the top gunner Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner JACK SPARROW Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy", More like the "meet ya take you home and f* you twice guy" YEAH YEAH! All dressed up with nowhere to run, And now I make you feel crazy with theââ‚¬¦ NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART: FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE Nooo OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING THEM WHAT FOR. HE'S THE PAUPER OF THE SURF (yeah! uh huh) THE JESTER OF TORTUGA (oh God) BUT IS DAVY JONES' LOCKER WHAT LIES IN STORE? Yeah, we've seen the movie Throw your hands in the air and say hell yeah, come on CAPTAIN JACK What? JOHNNY DEPP No From the front to the back say we count stacks come on DAVY JONES Nope GIANT SQUID Wrong Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up ROGER THAT LET ME TRY IT WITH ANOTHER FILM Wait-- LIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP (Not better) THOUGH I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, I GIVE JENNY ALL OF MY LOVE (Come on!) OK THEN I'M A LEGAL AIDE, ERIN BROCKOVICH IS MY NAME (Nooo, God) THEN YOU CAN CALL ME SCARFACE, SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE (close enough) YOU COCKROACHES WANNA PLAY ROUGH? OKAY, I'M RELOADED THIS IS THE TALE OF TONY MONTANYA CUBANO FLAME, WITH THE MIAMI NUTS (Take it home!) GOT A BASEHEAD WIFE, BUT HER WOMB IS POLLUTED THIS WHOLE TOWN'S A P, JUST WAITING TO GET F***! Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile YOU COMPLETE ME! Yup, yeah, ok -----signature----- http://www.orrville.com
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Milkand Title: Transfarmer Posts: 35,284 Registered: Mar 8, '05 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 23,402 User ID: 1,033,879	Subject: THIS IS THE TALE
	another gem from LI -----signature----- http://ytmndjapan.ytmnd.com/ http://gobstolemysegway.ytmnd.com/
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Rhylith_Galahad Posts: 2,819 Registered: Aug 4, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 1,931 User ID: 828,072	Subject: THIS IS THE TALE
	So the new album dropped today and is pretty hilarious. I hope they do a video for "Japan" next. -----signature----- (none)
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