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Constables set out to investigate a report of bandits in the hills outside of Stormwind. They were horrified to find five bodies, apparently whipped to death with fishing rods. Such vigilantly behavior will not be tolerated. The investigation is on going. There was a disruption in the trade market today. A fight broke out when someone interrupted a debate on who win a fight against Chuck Norris by trying to trade an item. No one was arrested. This was Today in Stormwind
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Please tell me this isn't another attempt at you writing game blogs
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Can't be any worse the the front page full of bot posts
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Congratulations you just got fisted
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Fist_de_Yuma posted: Constables set out to investigate a report of bandits in the hills outside of Stormwind. They were horrified to find five bodies, apparently whipped to death with fishing rods. Such vigilantly behavior will not be tolerated. The investigation is on going. There was a disruption in the trade market today. A fight broke out when someone interrupted a debate on who win a fight against Chuck Norris by trying to trade an item. No one was arrested. This was Today in Stormwind
Haha, I got a laugh, not bad. :-)
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TruthyID posted: Congratulations you just got fisted
haha that MK3 Legacy "you just got caged" thing is great
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See this one time in the cafeteria....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZoR67o7f5c&feature=player_embedded
...Randy Beaman...
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Fist_de_Yuma posted: . There was a disruption in the trade market today. A fight broke out when someone interrupted a debate on who win a fight against Chuck Norris by trying to trade an item. No one was interested. This was Today in Stormwind
Edited for realism
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In the heat and the rain,
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Fist_de_Yuma posted: Constables set out to investigate a report of bandits in the hills outside of Stormwind. They were horrified to find five bodies, apparently whipped to death with fishing rods. Such vigilantly behavior will not be tolerated. The investigation is on going. There was a disruption in the trade market today. A fight broke out when someone interrupted a debate on who win a fight against Chuck Norris by trying to trade an item. No one was arrested. This was Today in Stormwind
I giggled.
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If you do the fishing quest in SW the first joke is kind of funny. Otherwise it a complete flop. The second one is a touch funny because touches on the truth. About the last thing you will see in trade is trades.
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Wow I remember Fist's stories from the AC days! I used to love reading those!
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Fist_de_Yuma posted: Constables set out to investigate a report of bandits in the hills outside of Stormwind. They were horrified to find five bodies, apparently whipped to death with fishing rods.
Rez inc?
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Ashmaele posted:
Fist_de_Yuma posted: Constables set out to investigate a report of bandits in the hills outside of Stormwind. They were horrified to find five bodies, apparently whipped to death with fishing rods.
Rez inc?
Looks like a job for Lieutenant Horatio Laine!
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Arcilite_I posted: Please tell me this isn't another attempt at you writing game blogs
I have always loved Fist De Yumas writings. Even back from the AC days. So shush you!
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But I don't wanna shush
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Great, now I've got that stupid "Don't Trust Me" song going though my head over, and over, and over... WTF does "do the helen keller" really mean anyway???? Is that some kind of hip new slang you kids use that I don't understand? o.0
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And here I thought this thread was going to be about the couple of hundred hacked accounts that spam Chinese gold selling websites over and over again in the major cities like Stormwind. Damn, I wanted a bandwagon to jump on... We haven't had nearly enough of those lately. And I'm lazy. Bandwagons are EZ!
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