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Ynisfre 
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Subject: Remember Me
Just your average romance with Twilight dude and the Lost girl, right? Wrong! Spoilers below, so before you read on I wanna offer you the opportunity to avoid everything about this film and just go see it, because the end sounds absolutely amazing.

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Okay, still here? I thought so.

Despite loathing Twilight, I don't really have anything against Pattinson. However after hearing about the end of this film I really have to wonder if he's just destined to be in the most spectacularly bad movies of the last decade.

So apparently all throughout the film it seems like it's just this modern day romance between Edward and Claire. Until, one morning, they have a big fight. Then he heads to his dad's NYC office. Goes up the elevator... blah blah blah. When is this thing gonna be over already? So he's high up in the office building, and he looks out the window. Oh, did I mention it's a sunny morning in September, and the year is 2001? And, hey... is that a plane??

That's right. Robert Pattinson is killed in 9/11.

So I guess bin Laden is Arabic for "Team Jacob".

 

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rmbaldwin 
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I think he's an idiot in general. He's embraced his inner John Mayer in some interviews("I'm allergic to vagina"...actual quote), and he doesn't seem to bathe unless someone makes him.

 

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Ynisfre 
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Yeah, but unlike Mayer, who was trying to be edgy, that vagina quote was just a joke. It's based on an old British joke about being allergic to vagina because every time you're around one you "swell up". I think he's taking the piss a bit from the throngs of girls and moms who obsessively worship him. I actually give him a little credit for that.

Still, the ending would be atrocious with or without the guy. It's just that, with him, it seems specifically designed to elicit the cheapest of reactions from girls waiting, kleenex in hand, to cry at the drop of a hat. People have been exploiting 9/11 for political reasons for years, but I think this is the first piece of mainstream entertainment to do it so crassly for commercial gain.

 

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Blond_Knight 
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Sad part is this movie will probably be a big hit with teenage girls. Hope it fails though, especially with that ending.

 

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Bernion 
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I saw a preview for this on tv



I had to look at my wife to ask if it was suppose to be a parody or not because it just looked so awful...

 

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