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Ok I am going to explain this for a reference point, if you want to make shit up about me at least do it in a correct fashion. Do you have any idea how retarded most of you are? And by retarded I mean mainly the UD's. Listen I understand your life is trash and all about AC because you can talk dirty to little boys and get away with it. Thats ok with me if thats all you have left. However at least be in the same god damn decade when you make shit up about me.
Early 2006, got marriage license. I saw that the relationship was declining and about over with. Not because of the way she was acting because she had not cheated and was acting normal. I just know women that well. Im not a fat ass hippo like most of you fags, I get laid on a regular basis. There was no wedding I was not marrying her I got the license to keep her from remarrying. She admits to this day there was no reason to get it. She thought it was for me to get life insurance on her policy, but I could have without it. I told her it was for legal purposes(her mother). Either way it was effective.
Sept 2006, she makes out with another guy behind Staples on the way to work on several occasions. One time I think she even went down on him but no he never jizzed. Mehy cant suck dick for shit. Worst BJ you will ever get. You can barely get the head in 1 inch, anymore and she starts gagging. It is not possible to get off with her giving you a BJ. I should know seeing how I was with her the longest.
I was in college in 2006 and my family paid for my living expenses. I did not have to work, I do not come from a poor family. However we had just moved into a very expensive apt(VERY). I knew this was happening BTW but I also knew if she left right then she walked away scott free with no damages with me holding the bag. So I made sure she lost the apt lease which ended up with her getting sued for 5000 and I made sure she lost both credit cards.
I also needed help getting to Oklahoma to be with my family so I drug her a long. Tagging that ass a few more times helped to get me into another females pants. Even though she was telling all of you on these boards that she wanted to leave me she was throwing jealousy fits at the time. She would show up at my clients house beating on the door asking why I was still there because she thought I was with another female. Which in fact a lot of them told me they wished I was single, my reply was "I soon will be".
March 2007, I have finally had enough, constant offers from other females pushed me over the edge. I told her to get her shit and get her ass out. I helped her pack and load. I kept everything. All our furniture, everything. She took her dick getter though (laptop). She couldnt make it home to TX because she had to have some new dick. She went to my family told them I beat her and stayed with them a week. But the night I kicked her out she ended up on the Internet IMMEDIATELY finding some new dick from her past.
A week later she ends up in Dallas banging a 40 year old friend of her brothers. Not pretty huh? When you just got kicked to the curb for being a whore naturally you do what whores do. Anyhow she was screwing this 40 yr old and several other guys she had met on Myspace. 3 months after we broke up Kabs takes a trip to TX to pick something up. Kabs never said he was going to meet Mehy and I am 100% certain that Kabs is gay. Hes strictly dickly. Either way I proved mathematically he didnt have the time or ability to make it to Dallas by using his last and next post date here on vn, unless he owns a time machine.
Who cares, fact is Kabs was AFTER so if you want to mention anyone tasting man jizz you need to ask Kabs how my jizz mixed with some 40+ yr olds jizz tastes. It wasnt the other way around.
So long story short I didnt marry a whore. I dated someone who cheated and then I left them. I could have left before she cheated. I preferred to stay and plan for over 1 and a half years how to get revenge. So every step made our lives better but set her up to fail. For instance the APT, if we stayed together we would have had a much nicer place to live. If we broke up her credit would be shot. I let her ruin her. I just set it all up. There are about 20 angles of this where I set it up for this kind of failure strictly because I knew what was going to happen. It was also legal, so I got revenge without having to goto jail for it.
This thread is like me trying to explain quantum mechanics to a barn yard animal but I decided to write it to bump every time you UD sack lickers make shit up. Enjoy.
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Pimpin-Smurf posted:
March 2007, I have finally had enough, constant offers from other females pushed me over the edge.
Lol. best post of all time
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Well what I meant was I was ready to send her ass packing. In the middle of no where, with nothing. Up until then I was trying to figure out why she laid on the couch masturbating to Miami Ink all day.
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/cameo
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Pimpin-Smurf posted:
Stop deflecting. Why are you getting married? What is the purpose of a marriage license? Are you just confessing to being retarded or are you religious? Your soon to be wife is a whore regardless you arent marrying a virgin. I just want to know WHY you feel there is a need for a marriage license.
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Shut up you settled for a whore.
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Yes because you ABSOLUTELY know exactly who I am and exactly who my gf is, lol. I'm glad I could affect you though.
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I'm glad you knew you were retarded and mehy was a whore before you got your marriage license.
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That's a lot of text when all you had to write was that your whore girlfriend cheated on you and that you're now getting owned on these forums on a daily basis because of it.
I wish you would take the time to write this much about grilling instead.
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-DoE- posted:
That's a lot of text when all you had to write was that your whore girlfriend cheated on you and that you're now getting owned on these forums on a daily basis because of it.
This and, why do you feel like you have to justify yourself or explain your life to a bunch of people you don't even know? You that desperate for attention on the internet? If people thought you were a fucking retard before this will surely convince them otherwise! 
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blah blah bash pimpin post blah blah. should be a c&p everyone could use to say fuck off. cant be that simple... someone get to work on it
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This was the dumbest shit ever you didn't explain anything better for anyone, no one gives a fuck about your life.
The details in your first-person perspective (which, judging from your comments/behavior on this board are most likely skewed to hell and back) are barely different from what we all already knew.
OBVIOUSLY IF YOU WERE MARRIED TO HER WE ALL KNEW THAT YOU FUCKED HER BEFORE KABS DID.
MY QUESTION IS, HOW THE HELL WAS HE SUPPOSED TO TASTE JIZZ IN HER MOUTH IF YOU WERE UNABLE TO BUST BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T GET IT UP FOR A BJ?
Talk about jealousy fits from Mehy, you're on here talking about how you're investigating and trying to mathematically prove that kabs couldn't have fucked your wife when EVERYONE knows he did.
lol2u
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D_Block_General_B posted:
If cocks is the topic of conversation, I'm your man. Even if it's not I'll be sure to draw one on your icons face, lol.
i like the penis, lol
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still talking about mehy, lul
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you care too much about what we think, get a life man
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good thing you waited 3-4 years to straighten this out.
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It wasn't a sailor! It was a bartender. Get it right!
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Bahahahah this is one of the most funny fking things I have ever read. Pimpin I hope you realize you come off as an absolute retard, not some god damn detective mastermind plotter you stupid piece of crap. I'm pretty happy you made this post it more or less shows how bad the truth really does hurt you.
PS love the part where you rationalize mehy sucking off d in a parking lot by saying she was just kissing some dude, and maybe once blew him but not till he came, hahahahahaha seriously this is pure gold, you definitely know women on an entirely different level than we all do.....
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im going to bartender school
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dark-rocx posted:
you care too much about what we think, get a life man
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awesome
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This is going to be up there with the lolcust thread.
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pimpin the best thing for you to do is to leave vn and AC message boards forever and move on
become a carpenter and live the life of building and creating magnificent pieces of labor
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The horribly sad thing is, you know he sat there typing that out thinking to himself "How can they fuck with me now? This will clear everything up!"
BZZZZZT WRONG SO SORRY
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Still affected by what Mehy did to him after all this time lol
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You got that guy good.
1) Marry underage high school student
2) Once married have her find random guys
3) Have your wife make out with said guy in a Staples parking lot
4) She goes down on the guy knowing full well she can only fit an inch of the cock down her throat
5) Guy is forever scared by the bad blow job received
6) Brag to vn
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The horribly sad thing is, you know he sat there typing that out thinking to himself "How can they fuck with me now? This will clear everything up!"
BZZZZZT WRONG SO SORRY
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Pecan wood/ charcoal mix in a charcoal grill > gas grill, btw.
This is a fun thread, and here are some of my favorite highlights:
Pimpin-Smurf posted:
I just know women that well. Im not a fat ass hippo like most of you fags, I get laid on a regular basis.
Pimpin-Smurf posted:
Tagging that ass a few more times helped to get me into another females pants.
Pimpin-Smurf posted:
Hes strictly dickly.
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I preferred to stay and plan for over 1 and a half years how to get revenge.
Bravo!
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November 1996: Do not pass go do not collect $200
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all i know is pimpin is trying really hard to prove he didnt taste kabs load.
but secretly he loved kabs special sauce.
nevermind it cant be a secret we all know he did
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LegendaryDarktider posted:
D_Block_General_B posted:
If cocks is the topic of conversation, I'm your man. Even if it's not I'll be sure to draw one on your icons face, lol.
i like the penis, lol
fixed
looks like i hit somebody's 'butt-hurt' button
don't get mad cause you look like a cocksucker in your pic and I pointed it out
edit: nevermind I see why you're backing pimpin_slurp, you're both here on the boards being laughed at for having man in your mouth
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Pimpin nothing you can ever post will fix or get past the fact that you are the biggest joke and loser on these boards, not matter how much of a badass you dream yourself up to be it'll never happen your a loser who cant take the hint and keeps posting, you don't piss people off, you don't "affect" anyone your just a nerd that even all these new fucktards that have joined VN the past two-three years can make fun of, you very well may be the saddest human being posting on these boards and that is bad really really fucking bad.
Ending your life is the only option to be accepted.
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Dude you need help.
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tag
will pick this post apart later.
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Pimpin nothing you can ever post will fix or get past the fact that you are the biggest joke and loser on these boards, not matter how much of a badass you dream yourself up to be it'll never happen your a loser who cant take the hint and keeps posting, you don't piss people off, you don't "affect" anyone your just a nerd that even all these new fucktards that have joined VN the past two-three years can make fun of, you very well may be the saddest human being posting on these boards and that is bad really really fucking bad.
Ending your life is the only option to be accepted.
This pretty much sums it all up
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So he beats women too, big surprise...
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sounds kinda like my ex. SKANK!
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Rofl.... Wow.....
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Best thread in ages.
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If you are going through hell, keep going.
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Does that salty taste keep you up at night Pimpin?
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2-Legit posted:
You got that guy good.
1) Marry underage high school student
2) Once married have her find random guys
3) Have your wife make out with said guy in a Staples parking lot
4) She goes down on the guy knowing full well she can only fit an inch of the cock down her throat
5) Guy is forever scared by the bad blow job received
6) Brag to vn
7) ??
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But the night I kicked her out she ended up on the Internet IMMEDIATELY finding some new dick from her past.
And boom goes the dynamite.
Seriously, no one believes a word you say why do you even bother. You're easily the biggest joke on the Internet.
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Sept 2006, she makes out with another guy behind Staples on the way to work...
Wait it gets better ...
Pimpin-Smurf posted:
... on several occasions.
Hahaha, that's awesome.
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I also needed help getting to Oklahoma to be with my family so I drug her a long. Tagging that ass a few more times helped to get me into another females pants.
Clear psychosis here. This doesn't even make any sense on pretty much every level.
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It's funny how he always thinks its "UDs" going after him.. Its not just UDs, its EVERYONE.
I don't understand how someone can have literally every single person constantly proving him wrong, or just making him look like a fool in general and still think he's some sort of genius.
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wtf
Did the legendary FFer to even try and help?
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wtf
Did the legendary FFer to even try and help?
wut
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One time I think she even went down on him but no he never jizzed.
No you defiantly tasted some other dudes jizz. Thats how you caught her, you recognized the taste of jizz from previous experiences.
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LMAO! pure gold HAHAHA
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQGLNPJ9VCE
fixed it for you BPX
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bro really? move on... find another girl or something jesus....
If ur not posting some retarded shit then ur posting about mehy lol.
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No I think you fags need to move on. All that comes out of your mouth is her name. I will continue to post 1 page essays until the day you stop mentioning her. We just got started, Im back.
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D_Block_General_B posted:
the_black_panther_x posted:
wtf
Did the legendary FFer to even try and help?
wut
The guy who probably doesn't even play the game anymore and made up some alt name to look cool. He seems to try and help out pimpin a lot, for whatever reason.
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That isnt the weirdest thing you should have noticed though BPX. Lookin back at this thread someone who posted in it made me wuuuuuuuuuut.
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LegendaryFFer and LegendaryDarktider(Me) are different people.
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the_black_panther_x posted:
D_Block_General_B posted:
the_black_panther_x posted:
wtf
Did the legendary FFer to even try and help?
wut
The guy who probably doesn't even play the game anymore and made up some alt name to look cool. He seems to try and help out pimpin a lot, for whatever reason.
I was directing my 'wut' at your poor use of engrish.
LegendaryFFer IS pimpin-slurp's alt VN handle
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Negative I have no alts.
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wtf pimpin, were u born this delusional?
you are such a loser. please stop failing to act like a man
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Negative I have no alts.
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look at me, i get laid lol nice mustache ftw
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Pimpin-Smurf posted:
she makes out with another guy behind Staples on the way to work on several occasions. One time I think she even went down on him but no he never jizzed.
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Let's bump this jewel
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Pimpin-Smurf posted:
she makes out with another guy behind Staples on the way to work on several occasions. One time I think she even went down on him but no he never jizzed.
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chapuddle posted:
chapuddle posted:
Pimpin-Smurf posted:
she makes out with another guy behind Staples on the way to work on several occasions. One time I think she even went down on him but no he never jizzed.
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I wonder if Pimpin thought anyone was actually going to change their minds about anything while he was writing this.
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This is a cliche type of comment but he's either a gifted troll or a desperately damaged person.
Whichever it is - wow. Just wow.
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I did not know there was really a legendary FFer, I just called Legendary Darktider that b/c I know he was bragging about having kills on some white server.
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Most people are confused by that too.
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wow pimpin just gets destroyed every time he posts lol. u must really have nothing if u keep coming back to a place where everyone dislikes u and verbally owns u w/e ur around
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Propaganda much?
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delusional much?
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Dumbass much?
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Grab attention elsewhere viado.
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pimpin do u cry urself to sleep often
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fjashrfkhasgk posted:
Kabs posted:
FAT MAN DOWN
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Fat man down is right.
HE AGREED WITH SOMEONE THAT FUCKED HIS EX WHILE HE WAS WITH HER LOL WHAT A FUCKING TOOL
Try reading tard, I hear it helps.
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U CANT READ GOOD LOL
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this really needs to be on the front page
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Someone tasted my left over man juice.
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Someone tasted my left over man juice.
You, when your cheating wife left you and kissed you goodbye ?
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Someone tasted my left over man juice.
You, when your cheating wife left you and kissed you goodbye ?
Thats the moment he found out his wife was cheating. Pimpin knows the taste of man juice.
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Dude, Pimpin... even the Offspring heard about your story and PWND U! AHAHAHAHAAH
I wrote her off for the tenth time today
And practice all the things I would say
But she came over
I lost my nerve
I took her back and made her dessert
Now I know I'm being used
That's okay man cause I like the abuse
I know she's playing with me
That's okay cause I got no self esteem
We make plans to go out at night
I wait till 2 then I turn out the light
All this rejection's got me so low
If she keeps it up I just might tell her no
Chorus
When she's saying that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she's saying that I'm like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can spend
Well I guess I should speak up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care
Right? yeah yeah yeah
Now I'll relate this little bit
That happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night she knocks on my door
Drunk again and looking to score
Now I know I should say no
But that's kind of hard when she's ready to go
I may be dumb
But I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker with no self esteem
GF tard.
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varicose with the great and horrible bump all in one
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definitely not too long to read
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Shit was too long to read, so I didnt.
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ISO more UD nutsack riders.
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PIMPIN SMURF IS A 37 YEAR OLD GUY THAT STILL WATCHES CARTOONS LOL!
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lolumad? umad I get laid and you dont? why you hatin? have some.....
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Which in fact a lot of them told me they wished I was single, my reply was "I soon will be".
March 2007, I have finally had enough, constant offers from other females pushed me over the edge. I told her to get her shit and get her ass out. I helped her pack and load.
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Fuck I love re-reading this thread. No matter how I feel, reading about how much of a fuckin failure pimpin is reminds me of how fucking amazing I am. Thanks for being such a fuckin sad sack of shit in life pimpin, your an inspiration to us all.
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You will be a failure for life, youve never had sex.
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He never jizzed.
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Doesnt count if he doesnt jizz.
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Too claim you get laid often looking like that....LOL!
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they should just sticky this
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they should just sticky this
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Ive seen some of your pics and you failed at genetics IRL. I can pickup the phone and order some pussy. Youll never experience pussy in your life.
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She said because they didnt have intercourse she wasnt actually cheating.
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I like how you defend yourself. "I stayed with her for a year after I knew she was cheating so I could plan my revenge".
What are you, 14? You sound like a ginormous pussy, faggot, dick, retard. But sweet bro, you totally pwned her.
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I tasted Kabs' left over man juice.
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lmao, this is so fuckin awesome words cannot describe the awesomeness it contains.
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I made better ones but no one uses them.
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You're a huge faggot pimpin
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You're a huge faggot pimpin
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lol wow.
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lmao, this is so fuckin awesome words cannot describe the awesomeness it contains.
hahahhaahhahahahahahaha
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A new low in the cesspool of Darktide. Congratulations.
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Those signs have been around for awhile now, if youre just now laughing at them youre a godamn retard.
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where is Spiteful?
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Those signs have been around for awhile now, if youre just now laughing at them youre a godamn retard.
i understand ur logic here and as usual ur a fking moran
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Those signs have been around for awhile now, if youre just now laughing at them youre a godamn retard.
Don't worry. I'll make more.
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i understand ur logic here and as usual ur a fking moran
The preferred method of spelling "moron" by morons.
Nothing a failure in the face such as yourself says will ever affect me. Lets just make that clear.
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it really doesnt matter what i say when uve tasted another guys sperm
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Ive seen some of your pics and you failed at genetics IRL. I can pickup the phone and order some pussy. Youll never experience pussy in your life.
please explainn why you stayed with a trailer trash whore who sucked everyone off at staples then you stupid fucking serial killer looking faggot.
you couldn't order pussy if prostitution was legal
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I look like a serial killer? I kinda thought that after taking that pic. Its a good pic though. I didnt stay with a trailer park whore. I eventually kicked her out. She wanted to go ISO cock anyhow. I would have been happier if things could have been fixed, when you invest that many years into a relationship and it falls apart its a waste of your life. However she clearly could not be left alone without searching for cock. My relatives couldnt even take her to the store with them she would hit on dudes in the walmart checkout lines. And whoever she is with now is most definitely getting a taste of another guys dick from time to time. She was sucking cock within the 5 minute time period it took her to drive to work in the mornings. Theres no way you can catch her.
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I look like a serial killer? I kinda thought that after taking that pic. Its a good pic though. I didnt stay with a trailer park whore. I eventually kicked her out. She wanted to go ISO cock anyhow. I would have been happier if things could have been fixed, when you invest that many years into a relationship and it falls apart its a waste of your life. However she clearly could not be left alone without searching for cock. My relatives couldnt even take her to the store with them she would hit on dudes in the walmart checkout lines.
you do realize how fucking stupid and bias you sound, right?
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I dont believe you have a GF or have ever experienced a vagina so why are you attempting to insult those that have?
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I dont believe you have a GF or have ever experienced a vagina so why are you attempting to insult those that have?
I always laugh when you suggest that getting some vag is all that matters in life. We all love it, but most of us don't love it enough to take a shot in the mouth from some other guy just to get it.
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I didnt read any of this.
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You're a huge faggot pimpin
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No jizz.
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btw, how bad does she have to be at giving BJ's if he really never jizzed?
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Too stupid to realize it backfired.
Didn't you get the herpes too ??!?!?!?!?!?
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Bump for a good laugh.
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Hi my wife was fucking people from these forums while I was posting on them!
yeah life story homo nobody cares... you try so desperately to fit in on a forums where most ridicule you to no end.
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wow seriously do you know how queer you look right now that you take this board so seriously that you just wrote up a detailed expose of your own life in defense against a bunch of names on a screen rofl
dumb redneck hick probably posts on vn with his monitor on top of another monitor
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wow seriously do you know how queer you look right now that you take this board so seriously that you just wrote up a detailed expose of your own life in defense against a bunch of names on a screen rofl
dumb redneck hick probably posts on vn with his monitor on top of another monitor
VN obviously has a great effect on him.
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Its been over 3 yrs and you fags are still on this story like flies on shit. Id say youre the ones affected. Nothing any of you failures say will ever affect me IRL.
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Not really Pimpin. I think you may have forgotten, but a long long long time ago (maybe 7-8 years ago) I remember you being kind of cool and I think we talked on the phone once or twice. I think we both grew up, and that you grew up into a piss poor adult who really needs to figure his shit out. You're a mess on these boards, and if that is any reflection on how you truly act/behave in the real world I truly will start praying for you or something because god damn son, you're a special breed of crazy.
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lol D put down the law
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Ok I am going to explain this for a reference point, if you want to make shit up about me at least do it in a correct fashion. Do you have any idea how retarded most of you are? And by retarded I mean mainly on the UD's. Listen I understand your life is trash and all about AC because you can talk dirty to little boys and get away with it. Thats ok with me if thats all you have left. However at least be in the same god damn decade when you make shit up about me.
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Not really Pimpin. I think you may have forgotten, but a long long long time ago (maybe 7-8 years ago) I remember you being kind of cool and I think we talked on the phone once or twice. I think we both grew up, and that you grew up into a piss poor adult who really needs to figure his shit out. You're a mess on these boards, and if that is any reflection on how you truly act/behave in the real world I truly will start praying for you or something because god damn son, you're a special breed of crazy.
We never spoke on the phone, you had mood swings from the drugs.
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Pimpin-Smurf posted:
Ok I am going to explain this for a reference point, if you want to make shit up about me at least do it in a correct fashion. Do you have any idea how retarded most of you are? And by retarded I mean mainly on the UD's. Listen I understand your life is trash and all about AC because you can talk dirty to little boys and get away with it. Thats ok with me if thats all you have left. However at least be in the same god damn decade when you make shit up about me.
Good quote.
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One of my all-time favorite VN threads. Good bump.
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lol bump
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March 2007, I have finally had enough, constant offers from other females pushed me over the edge.
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Chapuddle prefers offers of dick.
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Rofl pimpin is so freaking stupid
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Remember the time you said you had herpes on your dick but you cut off the herpes part lawl
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And this is the reason I come to these boards.
Thank you for the laugh smurf but you are a complete fucking reject.
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One of VN's all-time classic threads.
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Pimpin' began the intellectual decline of the human race.
Thank God this degenerate will never reproduce, if you can't hang on to a complete whore and get her to love you.....you are pretty much up shit creek without a paddle.
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Remember the time you said you had herpes on your dick but you cut off the herpes part lawl
What in the fuck?
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All I read in the first post was,
"I loved a skank, my life has barely any meaning other than that 2007-present."
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UDs are strictly dickly.
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UDs are strictly dickly.
stop repeating that line, you clearly think it's funny and want someone to compliment you on its cleverness, but it's neither funny nor clever
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I would have beat that bitch wow
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Pimpin-Smurf posted:
UDs are strictly dickly.
stop repeating that line, you clearly think it's funny and want someone to compliment you on its cleverness, but it's neither funny nor clever
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UD's are homo ass lovers.
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This thread reminds me that the anal video is long over due.
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Ruthless and LDT on the same thread.
RIP.
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LDT lives faggot stop your BS.
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i lol'd
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Ruthless and LDT on the same thread.
RIP.
What happened to ruthless?
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_Swordz_ posted:
Ruthless and LDT on the same thread.
RIP.
What happened to ruthless?
He went out with a bang on par with yours.
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Ruthless was voted VN most beloved poster though.
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bump
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bump
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Evil-Death-Monkey posted:
Remember the time you said you had herpes on your dick but you cut off the herpes part lawl
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I can cliff's notes this timeline.
Born: Faggot
Currently: Faggot
Obituary: Faggot
The Pimpin timeline, from the womb to the tomb. Summary: Faggot.
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Did you really just break down a time line of your personal life to a bunch of people on a forum board?
Good god kid, you're fucking pathetic.
Get over it, Mr. girls throw themselves at me but I'm still QQ'ing about dumb shit over an ugly bitch on the internet years later.
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I just read your post while taking a shit. Its definitely toilet material.
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I can cliff's notes this timeline.
Born: Faggot
Currently: Faggot
Obituary: Faggot
The Pimpin timeline, from the womb to the tomb. Summary: Faggot.
IT DIDN'T COUNT!
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At least it's accurate.
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wat
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wat
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Spanish-Fly posted:
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wat
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Evil-Death-Monkey posted:
Remember the time you said you had herpes on your dick but you cut off the herpes part lawl
This def happened but im not searching through your post history for it.
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How did I miss this gem? This guy is probably the most pathetic person who has ever lived.
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probably?
his 19 year old wife sucked some dude's giant cock behind staples, but didn't swallow.
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You read that wrong. I was allowing for the notion that there might be 1 person on Earth who is more pathetic than he is.
I am well aware of his patheticness. Aside from this, he has to invent that he has two masters degrees, is working on a PhD in biochemistry, was a lawer (turns out he was a secretary for one), beats women, etc. All around IRL failure.
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SmokingCigarettes posted:
tag
will pick this post apart later.
It's been 1 year and 8 months. I'm still waiting for you to pick this post apart.
This better be epic
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Pimpin-Smurf posted:
Spanish-Fly posted:
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[quote=Spanish-Fly]wat
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Never lie to a man about a chocolate fountain
When you tack on mass you sacrifice flexibility. That's just a straight up fact!
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Spanish-Fly posted:
Pimpin-Smurf posted:
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[quote=Spanish-Fly][quote=Spanish-Fly]wat
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HAHA never saw this before. thats where all those jokes are from. pimpin needs to clear up his language jeez no wonder he couldnt keep hold of her.
well
tbh
i just read the whole post
sounds like ur junk is just too small to satisfy man sorry but pimpin and mehy both did always seem alright to me
i realize not everyone can be humongous like me though. seriously, its sounds immature, but im just trying to cut to the facts here.
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-Partyboy- posted:
SmokingCigarettes posted:
tag
will pick this post apart later.
It's been 1 year and 8 months. I'm still waiting for you to pick this post apart.
This better be epic
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